Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

If only Fatirck used the time he spends on Twitter every day replying to trolls for, y'know, his actual work of writing novels, maybe he'd put out more than one book per half a decade.
This is why your professional "novelist" career is already over, Piggy. Enjoy scrubbing toilets.

 

[internet friend]

Pat is mentally 13 years old.

Pat is mentally fat. He is also physically fat.

 

[Blindeye]

If Pat compiled all of his tweets into a book, split up year by year, he'd be one of the most prolific authors out there and probably even make a few sales, imagine a coffee table book you can flip open to some of his greatest hits to entertain a guest or have a few laughs with your coffee

 

[The Feline Solution]

It's very practical and has been field tested and certified to be effective against one Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka. Like Rick he found a weird trick to get out of child support payments They Don't Want You To Know.

A constant threat. He should buy tops that fit him to put everybody at ease.
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This is one of the most unsettling Pig pics in existance, his face looks like it's not real. Not to mention the shitty fucking haircut.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If Pat compiled all of his tweets into a book, split up year by year, he'd be one of the most prolific authors out there and probably even make a few sales, imagine a coffee table book you can flip open to some of his greatest hits to entertain a guest or have a few laughs with your coffee

Elon bought twitter so he could do this tomorrow.

What a waste; instead spends his time building rockets and shit when he could be rickwriting.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Pat is mentally 13 years old.

He's mentally obese.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's mentally obese.

Not by any medical Stan, child. Not until they modify the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders to include Rick’s special case.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Not by any medical Stan, child. Not until they modify the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders to include Rick’s special case.

I honestly wonder what psychiatric disorders he could be diagnosed with. Obviously persecutory delusions is one of em.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I honestly wonder what psychiatric disorders he could be diagnosed with. Obviously persecutory delusions is one of em.

I assume Rick has BPD, bipolar disorder and NPD.
edit: piggy woke up early and feeds on kyle, as usual.

 

[Jacques Strap]

If Pat compiled all of his tweets into a book, split up year by year, he'd be one of the most prolific authors out there and probably even make a few sales, imagine a coffee table book you can flip open to some of his greatest hits to entertain a guest or have a few laughs with your coffee

That's much more of a toilet book. I would love a book of trolls antagonising the pig on xitter to flick through while I take a shit. It's all so puerile and the bait is so obvious but it always makes me laugh. I think it's the juxtaposition of the silly and childish tone of the posts with rick treating them like an international cyberbullying operation being hunted by the FBI

 

[Markorian]

This is one of the most unsettling Pig pics in existance, his face looks like it's not real. Not to mention the shitty fucking haircut.

He looks like he just came out of Texas chainsaw massacre

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I would love a book of trolls antagonising the pig on xitter to flick through while I take a shit.

Kiwi Farms x Elon merch run would be great. What would be even better is watching Pat trying to sue Twitter in the mistaken belief that Elon has breached the copyright on his oinking.

Imagine the emails.
Pat: These are not your Xeets child, these are your delusions again.
Elon: This is an automated reply. I am out of the office until I get back from Spaaaace...

 

[Well Intentioned]

His only hope is to self-publish, but Piggy’s ego would never allow that.

Nor would his bank account.

copper poisoning is actually good for you.

Yet he is suing the police department.

 

[Maude Snew]

That's much more of a toilet book.

You could just print rolls of toilet paper that contain his xeets so you can wipe your ass with "no, child" and "that's why your life is already over".

 

[Something Awful]

lol @ Rick randomly childing this Christian black dude.




I don't know what prompted it, it doesn't look like he interacted with Rick first.

 

[WelperHelper99]

lol @ Rick randomly childing this Christian black dude.

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I don't know what prompted it, it doesn't look like he interacted with Rick first.

I get triggers are on guns and the guy fucked up his wording a bit, but it sounds a lot like a implied threat tbh

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

lol @ Rick randomly childing this Christian black dude.

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I don't know what prompted it, it doesn't look like he interacted with Rick first.

It's always triggering when you meet the one that got away.

 

[Something Awful]

I get triggers are on guns and the guy fucked up his wording a bit, but it sounds a lot like a implied threat tbh

I agree. I think Rick is having a hard time processing his transition from published sci-fi author to failed novelist, but lashing out against the Black Christian community with implied threats of gun violence is not the way to deal with it...

Also, if you're trying to make fun of someone's grammar, don't do it with a weird fucking phrase like "I trigger at the range". Who even says that? Also, Rick waddles at the range.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That guy would rather get his shit together, spend time with god than be with a woman he's currently not in a situation to be with. For him, it's god and then gym. Gotta respect that. Meanwhile I have zero respect for Patrick, and Patrick's fat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I agree. I think Rick is having a hard time processing his transition from published sci-fi author to failed novelist, but lashing out against the Black Christian community with implied threats of gun violence is not the way to deal with it...

Also, if you're trying to make fun of someone's grammar, don't do it with a weird fucking phrase like "I trigger at the range". Who even says that? Also, Rick waddles at the range.

It only shows to me that Pat resents not being able to grind up a black man into pepperoni, so he lashes out.