Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobes:
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(Any excuse to get drunk before 12pm 7am.)
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
The only nuclear option Clint has is to do nothing — like stop helping.

Don’t pay his utility bills. Don’t drive him to Post office to get his fan shipped booze and duster. Don’t buy him groceries. Don’t pay his phone bill or internet…

Cobes would throw a fit in his dark, no water or internet having trailer. But it would def challenge his idea of being a fully independent retard.
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I agree but with caveats.

In many ways, Josh is a tyrant who uses his autism/assburgers/alcoholism as a cudgel to avoid even the tiniest shred of accountability. It's like, okay... we get it. You're a mentally ill, autistic drunk who can't manage your own affairs. But you're sly enough and possess enough brainpower to beg online, manipulate your audience and play the long con of learned helplessness with Clint. And then, if that doesn't work out, just throw a huge, screaming, drunk off your ass fit and that usually shuts everyone up. Clint is all: "Oh, I can't get Josh to do anything he doesn't want to do and if I push him too far, he'll cut off contact with me." Okay, and how is this a problem? Do it, Clint. Grow a pair and try a little tough love. Let your precious little tard sink or swim for a few days and see what happens. The King of Casper could use a kick in the ass reality check.

CAVEATS!!!

- I know, I know, I know... Josh is for real disabled but let's not forget there are levels of disability. Josh wants all of the "perks" of being profoundly disabled (like not working, not being responsible for paying bills, not being a productive member of society, having all his needs met with no effort on his part, etc.) but he also wants complete control over his life and to be independent. Doodt, you can't have it both ways.
- Josh is a drunk and drunks don't get sober until they're good and goddamned ready. Josh's chances of getting sober are very slim. He lacks the insight to do anything about it apart from admitting it. But saying: "I'm an alcoholic and I'm cutting down on my drinking." on Youtube is nothing more than words.
- Josh's low IQ/intellectual disability is a huge barrier to being functional. But, he's also not completely stupid. Josh's skill set could be improved with intervention and/or occupational therapy. Not saying he's going to win the next Nobel but he's not totally incapacitated either--he could improve his lot in life even if it was only in small ways.
- When there's no will, there's no way. Josh has to want to change or improve or whatever and so far, he hasn't shown a lick of willingness. All he wants to do is sit around, masturbate, stay as drunk as possible and be a hermit. Technically, he's hitting all his targets so... what do I know?
 
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I've seen a couple people talking about how often NAL deletes streams after they conclude. I've never really noticed because I can't stand to watch her for more than a few minutes at a time. Even the clip channels I can barely stand to watch when she's on. Cobros, would it be worth setting up automatic archiving, or will I just be wasting disk space for no reason?
 
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>Jessica, in March of 1920, the Shushi Massacre saw the mass killings of Armenians, they need me to drink for them to soothe their cosmic vibrations.

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I want to ask if anyone thinks the talk of 'not knowing how long I have left' means he sees the writing on the wall, but it's probably just the last YouTube video he watched being repeated.

RIP Brad, Cobes hopes you are enjoying heaven or whatever. Anyway he should be getting paid today, maybe tomorrow, not important (link to donate in the description, donations not required but appreciated, especially on PayPal, not sponsored). But yeah, Brad was cool.

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I've seen a couple people talking about how often NAL deletes streams after they conclude. I've never really noticed because I can't stand to watch her for more than a few minutes at a time. Even the clip channels I can barely stand to watch when she's on. Cobros, would it be worth setting up automatic archiving, or will I just be wasting disk space for no reason?
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I don't know, honestly. NAL is like this thing, remember Hip Clips? They were tiny little plastic discs with 90 second versions of popular songs. NAL is a Hip Clip on whatever topic she's stuck on. She'll put the Josh clip in there and loop about it for four hours. Five hours of JM's stream of her was essentially 3-4 loops spliced between that band Josh likes and her crying about being ugly.

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NAL's BPDcore Hip Clip Collector's List
1. What Did I Do
2. Are You Going to Shoot Me
3. Bitch with the FISH NET
4. Did You Ever Consider That Jawshy?
5. Clint Has Given Up
6. Casper (But Not For Cobra)
7. Paper Towels (He Buys the Toilet Paper)
8. I'm Not That Ugly
BONUS
9. I'm Just Trying to Wash My Face
 
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i think of josh's disability as like a volcano, on one side is the south slope. people too disabled to take care of themselves. on the north slope is people able to take care of themselves.

then josh is in the caldera at the top, both too disabled to take care of themslves but still able to make their own (terrible) decisions.

kind of like a regard purgatory
 
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Hennimore said:
Can't believe we got a ghost food mention, it's been awhile since he mentioned that last. Josh's idea of a paradise afterlife is being able to eat a Baconator from Wendy's whenever you want.
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josh is kinda like a retarded but lovable old dog. the day before he gets brought out back and put to pasture you give him his final baconator and drive around the block with the windows open, quietly playing ozzy on the radio
 
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rexxon_tillerson said:
i think of josh's disability as like a volcano, on one side is the south slope. people too disabled to take care of themselves. on the north slope is people able to take care of themselves.

then josh is in the caldera at the top, both too disabled to take care of themslves but still able to make their own (terrible) decisions.

kind of like a regard purgatory
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That's a great metaphor because it really shows how fucked the guy in the middle is. Too retarded for double down, too high functioning for group home.

There are millions just like him.
 
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Ashwar said:
His last video was pure cringe the amount of delusion in his head about "being famous" "a fan of his videos" I understand he kicked off a 1000 pound wart, but he needs to be brought down a couple pegs. When is NAL visiting again?
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NAL has been having some difficulty raising funds to return to Casper. Apparently Paypig Chris is laying low to prevent getting doxxed.
Anyways, let the boy be delusional. That's his most- Okay, his ONLY attractive quality.
 
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grand larsony said:
I've seen a couple people talking about how often NAL deletes streams after they conclude. I've never really noticed because I can't stand to watch her for more than a few minutes at a time. Even the clip channels I can barely stand to watch when she's on. Cobros, would it be worth setting up automatic archiving, or will I just be wasting disk space for no reason?
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She has a couple of dedicated archivers, so if you're not super into her I wouldn't use the space.
 
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Ashwar said:
His last video was pure cringe the amount of delusion in his head about "being famous" "a fan of his videos" I understand he kicked off a 1000 pound wart, but he needs to be brought down a couple pegs. When is NAL visiting again?
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Yeah, the retard alcoholic really needs to be brought down a peg. He just can't keep winning like this!
 
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ibeatmywife said:
most likely yes. He's said before that he will make a drink combo and leave it on his night stand so when he wakes up he can drink it.
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So not only will he cook something and leave it outside the fridge for days, he'll drink stale sodapop/alcohol combos as well? Mmm yummy, lukewarm and flat but with as high of a sugar content level that it'd make a healthy mouth screech in pain and served together with a slice of bogrrito with canned snails and chairbugs.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
So not only will he cook something and leave it outside the fridge for days, he'll drink stale sodapop/alcohol combos as well? Mmm yummy, lukewarm and flat but with as high of a sugar content level that it'd make a healthy mouth screech in pain and served together with a slice of bogrrito with canned snails and chairbugs.
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I think maybe he sub consciously does the drink combo thing to avoid cravings and maybe the shakes. He seems to have been getting the shakes for awhile now when he doesn't have alcohol has been on video a few times while he's doing food hacks. He also recently mentioned how much he was craving alcohol when he got those bottles of bud. These are all things we already knew I'm not saying anything new but it seems like it was just one more step in his progression into further alcoholism. I mean when you think about it his internal organs must really be on their last legs. Apparently he was born with underdeveloped lungs and smokes a ton, his liver, his kidneys, obviously his teeth. I feel like at this rate it will be a miracle if he lives into his 40s.
 
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