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That question reminds me what I was thinking some time ago. If I were some reclusive moneybags aristocrat, I'd donate Chance a million dollars. This is because I firmly believe Raxx is the type of idiot who will fuck up his life even when he's spoonfed a solution for a better future.Its literally damn near every night he rages out, isnt it? What the fuck is she thinking? Has she gone years thinking 'surely i'll die/CYRAXX!!! will die soon?'
My prediction: Chance would waste most of the money on overpriced wigger trinkets and studio equipment that'd either lie gathering dust or broken because he doesn't know how to use any of it. He'd probably buy some shitty ricer import; naturally he still couldn't be fucked to get a license but would pay Ed to drive him around. Maybe he'd jerk the steering wheel around and make engine noises at a Walmart parking lot.
The rest of the money would be lost to online catfishes and scams, and likely to added security at 339 Lloyd Street, as Raxx's loud mouth would attract every crackhead looking for easy money in Akron (I'm not going to speculate whether Chance would have the wits to move to a better neighborhood). Maybe the story would have a happy ending and Chance would end up imprisoned after walking into an FBI sting operation trying to purchase a Cambodian child bride online.
Alternatively - returning to the original question - Raxx could tragically die in a mysterious bathtub accident soon after acquiring the money, leaving Ed and Sally free to move to a peaceful, upscale pensioner community in Florida with their new wealth.