Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I honestly kind of hope he does move to Japan, just so we can gawk and laugh at how miserable he is in a country with sayings like "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

This is like someone who knows no US history and has done some English Duolingo deciding to move to the America because they really, really, REALLY like SpongeBob SquarePants and they've gone on a couple of tours of tourist attractions.
 
Chibi living in japan saga when?
To further on from this, one of the comments chains (actually the only comment chain, he ignored the only other comment)
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"It really feels like home"
I'd love to ask this faggot what he considers homely about it for him, with an answer that doesn't contain 'Nintendo', 'Sega' or 'cosplay'.
 
To further on from this, one of the comments chains (actually the only comment chain, he ignored the only other comment)
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"It really feels like home"
I'd love to ask this faggot what he considers homely about it for him, with an answer that doesn't contain 'Nintendo', 'Sega' or 'cosplay'.
Also, he did extensive research so he knows exactly that he is absolutely Japanese in spirit and was just born inside the wrong, giant uterus.
 
NIGGA WHAT JOB WOULD YOU DO?!

You already said no to working in the boonies of japan because you want that big city life, do you have any idea how you would support yourself? He says he understands being a resident would be different to being a tourist and that he has done "pretty extensive research :geek:" but I guarantee he fucking hasn't.
 
Chibi living in japan saga when?
I have a million questions, but first and foremost let's get one thing straight: DO IT ADAM.

Now, questions. I know we have a few current or former immigrants to Japan in the thread: how does working, eh, work? Actually, how do you get residence in the first place? I'm assuming it's like most other non-shithole countries where you either marry in or have to provide upfront proof of some sort of skilled or otherwise desirable labor; at the very least a fat stack of cash you can use to support yourself?

Next question: how could anyone else possibly know what would make you happy, Adam? Conventional wisdom is that if you're a miserable sack of shit one place, you'll be a miserable sack of shit wherever you go. I imagine that goes doubly so when moving somewhere you don't really know the language and where you'll be forever considered an outsider.

He did think about it for a whole year, mind you, so I'm sure he's got all this figured out.
 
Chibi living in japan saga when?
"This is comment farming" At least he was honest about it this time.
Truth be told, I think it'll never happen. Just like his Florida move from way back, it's something he'd set out to do, possibly even get far into it, then drop altogether in favour of something else he's gonna set out to do only to abandon completely. How long has be trying to get into the JETS program now? He's always gonna get held back by a thirst for "underage pussy".
 
Now, questions. I know we have a few current or former immigrants to Japan in the thread: how does working, eh, work? Actually, how do you get residence in the first place? I'm assuming it's like most other non-shithole countries where you either marry in or have to provide upfront proof of some sort of skilled or otherwise desirable labor; at the very least a fat stack of cash you can use to support yourself?

Japan has a pretty high demand for computer programmers and since I'm skilled in that area, it was pretty easy for me to pick up a job (in my case, a Japanese company called Cyber Gadget). I also didn't have any problems getting a place to stay. I lived in an apartment at Arakawa, Tokyo. Japanese landlords don't like gaijin renters because they see them as high risk. You don't know when they'll just one day hop on a plane and leave Japan without paying their rent. I didn't have problems renting a place because I had a work history and because I had lots of cash in my bank account from selling my Super Nintendo game cart collection.

Chibi has no technical skills from what I can see. What little skills he has is from his sales job which requires not being autistic and if he wants to transfer his sales skills to Japan, he will also need to be fluent in Japanese. I find it very unlikely that his Japanese skills will be good enough to support his sales role and I find it very unlikely he'll stop being autistic.

Marrying a Japanese national is an option but for obvious reasons that won't apply to Chibi.

Next question: how could anyone else possibly know what would make you happy, Adam? Conventional wisdom is that if you're a miserable sack of shit one place, you'll be a miserable sack of shit wherever you go.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

I imagine that goes doubly so when moving somewhere you don't really know the language and where you'll be forever considered an outsider.

It is true to a degree that Japan is heaven for introverts. So if you are an introvert with no Japanese language ability and likes to avoid interactions with other people, then Japan might be the place for you. But I think me and Chibi are similar in that we both desire positive attention from other people. Japan is the wrong country for people like us.

The Japanese have a saying "the nail that sticks up is hammered down" and Chibi, not knowing Japanese and not acting according to Japanese customs will always be an outsider. The question is, is Chibi okay with being the "foreigner" for the rest of his living life? As an autistic gaijin, he will never develop long and lasting relationships with other Japanese. The only interactions Chibi will have with the locals will be "why did you come to visit Japan?" and "Your Japanese is jouzu"...

Every single day.

My Japanese is better than Chibi's and I'm still the forever outsider. Despite many attempts, I failed to make Japanese friends. The few friends I had were fellow outsider foreigners like Hector Mercan who I see very infrequently. My work can be done at home so I was stuck at home all day and night with no opportunity to socialize with other people. My main interactions with humans was online with the emulation and rom hacking community (who hate my guts). I was a miserable sack of shit like you said. I couldn't take this social isolation any longer so I decided to kill myself in 2021.

He did think about it for a whole year, mind you, so I'm sure he's got all this figured out.

You might think you got it all figured out but chances are, you probably didn't. I spent around the same time conspiring with Hector Mercan to use my suicide as a catalyst to shut down Kiwifarms. The result? Kiwifarms is still here and I'm not.
 
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Now, questions. I know we have a few current or former immigrants to Japan in the thread: how does working, eh, work? Actually, how do you get residence in the first place? I'm assuming it's like most other non-shithole countries where you either marry in or have to provide upfront proof of some sort of skilled or otherwise desirable labor; at the very least a fat stack of cash you can use to support yourself?
A lot harder than people think. They'll turn people down for no reason even if you meet all the requirements. Cheebs will never make it past the interviewing process and if they ever search his name online for his internet presence, it'll be the end of him. He has this weird idea that "Japan is like home" for him but I don't think he realizes that people just see him as a weird foreigner who's just there because "JAPAN IS KEWL." They know he'll be leaving in a couple of weeks so they just put up with the bullshit to look nice. It'll be even worse for him if he actually lives there because now he's just some asshole living in a country and refusing to conform to its ideas of societal norms.
 
Not to mention that he seems to be trying to move there without being hired by the JET program, which makes it so much easier for foreigners to get set up. They and the Korean program (which, amusingly, does market itself on the whole 'Come and teach in K-pop/K-drama land!') are probably some of the most reputed EFL teaching gigs for this reason, they hold your hand a lot and have so much trust built up there's very little risk of a rug pull, misleading job description/accommodations, and in some countries, indentured servitude. It's also not meant to be a long-term job.
Aside from the people, who are often willing to talk to you if you can speak the language competently, and aren't a weaboo cretin but can also equally be unwilling, and you always will be an outsider, the biggest hurdle is just how unaccommodating they are to foreigners outside the usual places, and this is usually not from a place of xenophobia but just a complete lack of thought for the presence of foreigners. Filling out bank forms and come across difficult kanji? Hope you have your phone, pal. Many such cases. For how long Cheebs has been studying Japanese, with professional help, he speaks too slow imo and is either getting scammed or not putting in enough effort, so doing a lot of the things the JET program takes care of will be very difficult for him. He will likely have a very hard time getting housing and residency, not to mention that he's almost a stereotype to them and the places you can make friends (i.e, your neighborhood's bar, very normalfag places) he has no interest in. Although for him with the way he describes mundane social events that he doesn't expose himself to unwilling people as idyllic core memories from movies this may not be much of a change for him.

If he's dead set on this another option for him would be joining Zen Buddhism in some capacity, as Zen is popular in the USA, and they make it rather easy to do retreats/be a monk (temporarily, even) for gaijin, but I doubt he would do this because he can't exactly meditate and then hit Aki. I have a feeling nothing will come of this, much like the Florida move which I suspect he maladaptive daydreamed into reality based on throwaway comments his friends made about sharing a mortgage, it will probably fall apart if he makes a serious effort at all. However, knowing Cheebs, he has an uncanny ability to produce milk when you least expect it, so something may come of this.
Still, with his infamous online presence, I suspect he will get caught by the Kanadajin filter when trying to get some sort of long-term residency.
 
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You already said no to working in the boonies of japan because you want that big city life
This is especially funny because he loves Persona 5, and Persona 4 (which is just as beloved, if not more) takes place in a small, bumfuck-nowhere town.

But my guess is Chibi probably only played the shiny, exciting new game and hasn't touched the others.
 
Catching up with the thread again. It's hilarious how Adam has been to Japan twice already and still only has only some shitty photos to show for it. Not that I expect every traveler to be a pro photographer, but Japan itself is a beautiful country that you don't really need to work hard to take nice photos of it.

He literally whinged to take the fucking month off so he could spend the whole time in Japan. He just doesn't know what he wants.

He does, though. He wants Japanese citizenship, a game designer job there or a regular voice actor gig, and an underage Japanese girl to molest and abuse, bonus points if she looks like the girl who works as Phoenix Wright's assistant. Will he get it? No, but he'll keep spending money to go to Japan and lie to himself that he can do it.

Do they have to hang up little flyers in Japan reminding con-goers to shower regularly? Or is the glorious Nippon a bit better about that?

IIRC, East Asians got lucky in the genetics department that they naturally smell less than other ethnicities due to some genetic mutation. Probably less of an issue with cons there.

How the hell is he going to Japan again? I know the yen's weak against the dollar right now, but not that weak. I've got a very well paying job and barely have the time or spending money to go on an overseas trip just once a year.

Are you a responsible adult with an eye on setting yourself up for a good retirement in old age? If so, that's what stops you from pulling a Chibi.

We're talking about a guy in his 30s who still hasn't made any inroads into establishing a career and is planning to quit his relatively good-paying job (for someone without skills like Cheebs) to chase another pipe-dream when he comes back to the US, or so that's what he says. The time he carved out to go back again a second time will cost him some salary (dunno how generous AT&T is with vacations, but I'm guessing taking a month off as a floor salesman happens with some unpaid time off). He also seems fine burdening his mom whenever he falls short of money, so he can and will spend whatever money if he feels like it with zero regard to his own savings and future.

I don't remember her looking so special needs.

We're talking about the same googly eyes, right? She has always looked special needs, unfortunately.
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I think the Peach in the photo posted earlier is the ex. The nose and smile seals it for me.
 
Chibi's horror trip to japan is off to a strong start but how can it get better from here?
  • Embarrasses himself at TGS (hopefully recorded or live)
  • Cosplay in public (besides TGS)
  • Terrible karaoke video singing Bing Bing Wahoo genre song
  • Streams while he's there (with her would be a plus)
  • Soyface selfies in that Mario shirt he wears all the fucking time (more than likely taken in video game themed locations)
  • Another shamefur dispray on Japanese television
  • They hook up and he can't finish and makes her cry again
  • Gets back with his ex and they announce they've decided to plan a move to Japan together in the next year, to live their dreams in glorious nippon; an unmitigated disaster in the making (this one's being very optimistic)
 
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