Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Glowie]

He only has this second account because his first one was banned. I guess you could put it on both. I don't think he has a reason to sock right now, that's Zoey's gimmick. Colton's thing is arguing in his thread until he's blue in the face.

I guess Colton got tired and argue, I guess with rod of pain in his poop wound, his face is purple.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Hey Colton, do you wear one of those covid masks whenever you go out in public to hide your disfigured tranny face?

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Since you and the Kiwi's did it to me where I frequent, Imma do it to YOU since it's only fair.

Blob/Joeseph/@Assistant Manajerk goes to Fred Meyer marketplace for his hoard of food and get his meds for his blood pressue due to his fatness and meds for his crippled bed ridden parents. He goes to Sweet Kitty to buy japan gundam robot model kits and painted one in Chris Chan colors. He has been to the army surplus stores in Lakewood Washinton for his stupid cosplay of The Royal Manticore Navy/Space Army Cadet and his Star Wars outfit. He frequents by the Tacoma Washinton Mall for his hoard of booze and various other places he can get his hands on booze...including Canada. Near the Fred Meyer he frequents Ladybug Bikini Barrista to get a large Earl Grey tea with the bags in.
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Also it seems as if Blob sent one his kiwi army members to threaten me on one of my various phone numbers by the name it shows when I try to call it by the name of Melanie Yang from Colorado. This could be one his buddies or an ex he keeps around for some odd reason. I assume the number belongs to an texting app with the location set in Colorado.

He shops at a store, takes care of his parents, collects and paints gundams, drinks tea, and cosplays. What exactly is the own here?

Alright for real guys, stop with the gayops. Colton can NOT be a real person I simply refuse to believe at this point. A Satanist trannsexual "lesbian" brony conservative who tried to PA some incredibly inoffensive guy has to be a work.

Colton you should make a video addressing this, maybe the tone through text isn't coming across right and people will see your side more when you present your face and voice. Psychologically people may be more prone to empathize with a real person talking rather than through text. You may still be able to win KF over!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

All he can do now is garbage can every post, his fat fingers and receding male hairline are so exhausted from screaming about his poopwound for the 1000th time.


If @Saladfingy05 garbage cans this post too, he is biologically male.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If @Saladfingy05 garbage cans this post too, he is biologically male.

Lmao he changed it. Nice admission you're a man, duh!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Talk about a Freudian slip.

He knows he's a man.

A very pathetic, rapist-looking man.

 

[Bully OST by Shawn Lee]

Colton went to sleep after a long night of arguing on his own thread. Then woke up and got right back to shitting it up and throwing a fit.

Dare I say it, this manchild is funnier than the poopsquatch.

 

[Drip Torch]

What if @Null disabled sticker feature from both Colton and Zoey?

Or, a new account can not sticker a post until it is approved by a jannie and posts its first message. I'm seeing a glut of accounts with 0 posts but spams stickers autisticly.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

If I had to guess, she's probably using him in some way. I cannot see Zoey genuinely liking this fat balding troongoloid.

Of course she's using him, that's what friendship is according to the subject of this thread, I'd lament that Twilight's Friendship Reeducation Camp for the Lesser Races isn't real but lets be honest colton would just finger rape the teacher anyway.

 

[Cap-tan]

Colton, my man, do you know what projection is?

 

[The Un-Clit]

I still don't know why Zoey is in this thread. Seriously Zoey? Colton? That's who you want to guntguard? What's the reasoning behind it?

This right here. I can't imagine two more unlikely people to team up. Hatred of their treatment by the Kiwi Orchards is the only thing that unites them. One is a bipolar schizo turboliar and the other is a deluded hate-filled tranny. An obsession with doxing is the only other thing I can think of that unites them.

Ah well. Double the cows, double the milk!

 

[Axiom.]

This right here. I can't imagine two more unlikely people to team up. Hatred of their treatment by the Kiwi Orchards is the only thing that unites them. One is a bipolar schizo turboliar and the other is a deluded hate-filled tranny. An obsession with doxing is the only other thing I can think of that unites them.

Ah well. Double the cows, double the milk!

It's like Women's/Down Syndrome Version of Ghostbusters 2016, but replace all the natal women with schizo trannies

 

[TapewormSalesman]

@TapewormSalesman makes great suno tracks too. I bet she could make a really good Colton song.

Ask and ye shall receive!

Spoiler: GIMME TRASHCAN HAIL SATAN

[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Hail to Satan and good day,
Come gaze upon this troon!
He's beaverless in beaver state,
And will not get one soon!

[Verse 2]
The only ghost that he can bust
Is the one of his cock
He's back down here on kiwi farms
With a salad finger sock!

[Pre-chorus]
Fuck 'em pooners, what a waste
He's the woman, he is based
Gaming pony, splendid taste
Real women exist to be defaced!
YEAH!

[Chorus]
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta TRASHCAAAN!
Throw them around and yet you willl still be a man!
Colton Marshall Lochmann- massive faag since he began!
Cuts off his schlong and dilates hard as he can
And yet, oh no, oh no!
Can't spell Amanda without man!

[Verse 3]
A true conundrum-
This traanny of the right
Hates nyggers vax and troons
But for arr slash antiwork he fights

[Verse 4]
He roams the internet
Making new foes and never friends
Pissing off every side
In ways that no one comprehends

[Pre-chorus]
Proud clopper, mares beware!
Gets mad at Joseph for his prayer
Tinder throws him right in despair
His broken crotch none can repair!
YEAH!

[Chorus]
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta TRASHCAAAN!
Throw them around and yet you willl still be a man!
Colton Marshall Lochmann- massive faag since he began!
Cuts off his schlong and dilates hard as he can
And yet, oh no, oh no!
Can't spell Amanda without man!

[Instrumental]
[Breakdown]
He's just a bat- oh sorry- fat
The axe wound dry and chest is flat
Shaves beard each day- where the lesbians at?
Brings knife to school- ripe for combat
Beaners beware- he'll show what's what
Gets booted out like a big nosed rat
Oooooh!
Colton Marshal Lochmann-
Use all the filters that you want
You are still a man!

[Chorus]
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta TRASHCAAAN!
Throw them around and yet you willl still be a man!
Colton Marshall Lochmann- massive faag since he began!
Cuts off his schlong and dilates hard as he can
And yet, oh no, oh no!
Can't spell Amanda without man!
Man!
Man!
Can't spell Amanda without man!
[Outro]
Ooooooh! Don't forget!
COLTON MARSHALL LOCHMANN!
YEAH!

 

[Eadred]

@TapewormSalesman fucking great lol, wish I could give you all the winner stickers of the farms

 

[Schizoid Wife]

This right here. I can't imagine two more unlikely people to team up. Hatred of their treatment by the Kiwi Orchards is the only thing that unites them. One is a bipolar schizo turboliar and the other is a deluded hate-filled tranny. An obsession with doxing is the only other thing I can think of that unites them.

Ah well. Double the cows, double the milk!

I think Zoey is just trying to get some kind of personal army of cows who are just as combative as her. It's hard work raging at the evil Kiwis and accusing everyone of being socks by herself, she needs an army of retards who will fall for her claims immediately.

 

[The Un-Clit]

DUDE......the whole song, but DAT CHORUS!!! Absolute chef's kiss! I've got literal tears of laughter happening here.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Colton knows that he can't justify his unemployment and being no better than "lazy Mexicans" that he harps about constantly.

You know lazy, dirty, unemployed, lives off welfare. He hasn't told how he's different from that stereotype when he fits every category

The thing is, he clearly DOESN'T know this. Dude is so delusional it's unreal. He won't address any messages that actually challenge his statements, he won't explain how he's somehow a kiwi farms victim despite coming here was entirely his own decision, he won't explain who will pay for his welfare even though he insists no one needs to work, he can't even explain why his troon name has man in it twice.

Dude is just straight up mentally ill and should really seek some treatment. He doesn't know how to take accountability for his own actions in the slightest.

@Saladfingy05 what did you expect to gain from coming here again? Did you expect to drop that post on @Assistant Manajerk and we'd some how come around and see him as a retard? He's clearly a stand up dude. The way he's responded to this whole situation shows that he's at least reasonably well adjusted, enough to be a tolerable person at the bare minimum. Your actions on the other hand... Who does this shit? The only explanation I have is that you came back because you wanted to be a heckin kiwi farms victim and gets off on this negative attention.

Get some help. Log off the Internet. Stop waking up every morning just to make the decision to be a shitty person. Spend less time seething while you dilate.

I have no real clue who Zoey is outside of a "Nik orbiter with a bunch of socks" but I sure as hell am going to go read that thread now. So if Zoey's goal was to get more attention on her(?) thread from users who weren't interested in that drama by getting involved with Colton, mission accomplished. I love a good lolcow in thread.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I have no real clue who Zoey is outside of a "Nik orbiter with a bunch of socks"

She's a mentally insane woman who is pretty much what Nik wanted that punkspree person to be.

 

[Battyforluv]

The thing is, he clearly DOESN'T know this. Dude is so delusional it's unreal. He won't address any messages that actually challenge his statements, he won't explain how he's somehow a kiwi farms victim despite coming here was entirely his own decision, he won't explain who will pay for his welfare even though he insists no one needs to work, he can't even explain why his troon name has man in it twice.

Dude is just straight up mentally ill and should really seek some treatment. He doesn't know how to take accountability for his own actions in the slightest.

@Saladfingy05 what did you expect to gain from coming here again? Did you expect to drop that post on @Assistant Manajerk and we'd some how come around and see him as a retard? He's clearly a stand up dude. The way he's responded to this whole situation shows that he's at least reasonably well adjusted, enough to be a tolerable person at the bare minimum. Your actions on the other hand... Who does this shit? The only explanation I have is that you came back because you wanted to be a heckin kiwi farms victim and gets off on this negative attention.

Get some help. Log off the Internet. Stop waking up every morning just to make the decision to be a shitty person. Spend less time seething while you dilate.

I have no real clue who Zoey is outside of a "Nik orbiter with a bunch of socks" but I sure as hell am going to go read that thread now. So if Zoey's goal was to get more attention on her(?) thread from users who weren't interested in that drama by getting involved with Colton, mission accomplished. I love a good lolcow in thread.

I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL