Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I bet this piece of shit loved the PMRC and Tipper Gore, too
In the words of Ice-T
"Yo, Tip, what's the matter? You ain't gettin' no dick?
You're bitchin' about rock ’n’ roll—that's censorship, dumb bitch
The Constitution says we all got a right to speak
Say what we want, Tip—your argument is weak"
 
Wu's got a weird obsession with shooting Frank.
Specifically shooting him in the face. There's something to that.

Frank's lucky they don't have a real gun in the house or Brianna would go full Dynamite Kid* on him.

*For those who don't know, Dynamite Kid is a batshit crazy former pro wrestler who used to wake up his ex-wife by putting a shotgun against her head and pulling the trigger. He'd then tell her "one day, it will be loaded."
 
Well gee, I wonder which group of trigger-happy idiots precipitated this!

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The funny thing is - it's probably a cheaply modified NERF gun. Specifically one sculpted to be Han Solo's pistol from Ep 7, but not colored at all like a real gun.

but some spray paint and drill holes later...
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The biggest hint being Frank's gun looks more like the white/orange toy I posted above, right down to the plastic filler where there should be empty voids between the scope and the stock of the gun itself, and the inaccurate square crap above the grip the more accurate conversion I posted above has removed completely.
 
It's frankly baffling that someone with so many skeletons in their closet and a history of repeatedly being caught out in varying degrees of falsehoods could even fantasise about somehow passing the public vetting process of ascending to one of the higher offices in the nation but look who we're talking about. You don't *get* that many skeletons and clashing backstories unless you have a ton of impulses, no self-review and a disregard for reality. What's going to happen when an actual journalist Googles her name? Or she's in the paper, not Twitter, talking about 'her childhood' etc? It's not going to be obsessive kiwis attempting to track down college message boards for anecdotes, it's going to be the populace as a whole, being fed these stories and that's how you get people who go 'Wait, I know that person..' or 'Huh, I was there and I don't remember her' and so on. Boom, TransGate.

The only way I could remotely see it happen (optimistic ratings ahoy) would be if she outed herself as trans and ran on that ticket [which will include weathering the storm of 'You said you were a girl growing up. How can we trust anything you say?' and related mud-slinging and lies-upon-lies]; but as HRC just learned, the public isn't buying identity politics and 'wouldn't it be progressive if we-' style antics now. Maybe if Trump gets 8 years and pulls a Bush, making people so thoroughly sick and disappointed of the right that flag will fly. But that's a lot of waiting and maybes. Who here honestly thinks Bri can spend 8 years working on *any* project? At the first whiff of hard work or something that looks more appealing 'oh btw I caught all 9000 Pokemon and I'm thnking of becoming a celebrity perfumemaker now, support my Kickstarter'.
 
It's frankly baffling that someone with so many skeletons in their closet and a history of repeatedly being caught out in varying degrees of falsehoods could even fantasise about somehow passing the public vetting process of ascending to one of the higher offices in the nation but look who we're talking about.

Alt-right: We just took a reality show clown, a complete caricature of a man, a proven liar who looks like he stepped out of a Saturday morning cartoon and memed him into the White House by calling people names and shitposting on Twitter. Who else could have accomplished this but us, the greatest political geniuses of our generation?

Brianna Wu: Hold my Soylent and watch this...
 
Alt-right: We just took a reality show clown, a complete caricature of a man, a proven liar who looks like he stepped out of a Saturday morning cartoon and memed him into the White House by calling people names and shitposting on Twitter. Who else could have accomplished this but us, the greatest political geniuses of our generation?

Brianna Wu: Hold my Soylent and watch this...
"And thus the Alt-Right became the new GamerGate, especially for Brianna Wu..."
 

Wu is getting angry that a game made by people from a culture that is largely Buddhist and Shinto somehow doesn't acknowledge a religion that makes up .0016% of their population. Only 1% of Japanese are Christian, so their celebration of Christmas is based around the non-religious aspects of the holiday, much like Halloween for those who aren't Wiccan or Pagan.

Jesus Christ, is John actually capable of doing 2 minutes worth of research before opening his idiot hole?


It's not a "Sexist assumption" - it's called "observing how magazines marketed towards teenage girls focused on shallow subjects like how to get boys to like you. what clothes to buy, and what makeup to wear". The last teen girl magazine to break that mold was Sassy, and that magazine went defunct years ago.

Holy shit, Wu keeps getting more and more re.tarded by the minute.
 
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