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Not a bee said:
Come on Zoey, isn't this what you wanted? You always get your unwanted ass into internet slapfights, and now you got the attention you always craved!
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Just give her some time, all of her angry messages accusing people of victim-blaming and telling everyone to commit suicide are probably in a mod queue right now. This is someone who spent 2 hours straight arguing with that GlizzyGuzzler account.
 
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RAPE-O-METER​
Rating @mitsufan favorite characters based on how rapeable they are. (minors excluded)
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  • Shuichi from Dangatropa
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Very easy to overpower due to twinkish physique. 9/10 on the ease of rape meter, 2/10 on the rape-o-meter.

  • Mitsuba Sousuke will be disqualified from the ease of rape and rape-o-meter due to being underage.

  • Mythra from Xenoblade
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Very dysfunctional armor design ensuring optimal rape. Rape made harder by characters martial proficiency. 3/10 on the ease-of-rape scale but a 9/10 on the rape-o-meter.

  • Kokichi from dangatropa doesn't have listed age on the wiki. Due to behavior and phenotype he will be disqualified from the rape-o-meter.

  • Timekeeper cookie from Cookie Run
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Clothing is very convoluted significantly hampering rape attempts. Has magic powers involving portals significantly reducing rape chances. 1/10 on the ease-of-rape scale but a 7/10 on the rape-o-meter.

  • Cream Soda cookie from Cookie Run looks young so will be disqualified from the rape-o-meter.

  • Glad0s/Caroline (human and robot form)
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Glados unfortunately is made of metal and wiring significantly reducing the practical application of rape. 0/10 on the ease-of-rape and 0/10 on the rape-o-meter.
Caroline's fashion sense assures ease of access during rape. No martial skill thus ensuring minimal resistance. 9/10 on the ease of rape and 10/10 on the rape-o-meter.

  • Pearl from Steven Universe
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Neurotic, needy and creepy. Significantly reducing rape appeal. Martial skill makes rape hard thus she will be ranked 0/10 on the ease-of rape scale and 1/10 on the rape-o-meter

  • Houzuki when searched comes up young and another of the same name of age. Will not be rating this one.

  • Freminet from genshin looks young thus is disqualified from the rape-o-meter.
WINNER OF THE RAPE-O-METER!
Caroline from Portal 2!
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Vibe_Guy said:
  • Pearl from Steven Universe
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Neurotic, needy and creepy. Significantly reducing rape appeal. Martial skill makes rape hard thus she will be ranked 0/10 on the ease-of rape scale and 1/10 on the rape-o-meter

  • Houzuki when searched comes up young and another of the same name of age. Will not be rating this one.
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I think it's just one character, Pearl Houzuki, who is a Splatoon character.
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Concept art from the developers and multiple wiki's list her as over 20 so have fun scaling her.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
I think it's just one character, Pearl Houzuki, who is a Splatoon character.
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Concept art from the developers and multiple wiki's list her as over 20 so have fun scaling her.
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The characters phenotype significantly hinders chance of rape. No martial skill and is a cunt which balances out rapeability. Overall 6/10 on the ease-of-rape scale and a 2/10 on the rape-o-meter.

Sadly Pearl is not even close to wining the esteemed rape-o-meter.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
There's a thread on the Cookie Run Community, hey Zoey @mitsufan, have you interacted with them? Your knowledge could be of use here
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i dont interact much with the community but i know a bit about one of the game’s mechanics. ovenbreak has a mild exploiter problem though and i can showcase that

yayay my messages can finally go thru without me having to wait for a mod :> but no i dont interact much w the cookie run community, i mostly just play the ovenbreak game. i can talk a little bit about people who run exploits in the game to try to get impossibly high scores? there’s a decent amount of cheaters
 
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mitsufan said:
yayay my messages can finally go thru without me having to wait for a mod :> but no i dont interact much w the cookie run community, i mostly just play the ovenbreak game. i can talk a little bit about people who run exploits in the game to try to get impossibly high scores? there’s a decent amount of cheaters
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It could be useful, not everything about a community watch thread has to be "X player is a pedo who stole their mom's credit card for gacha pulls". Variety is always good
 
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mitsufan said:
yayay my messages can finally go thru without me having to wait for a mod :> but no i dont interact much w the cookie run community, i mostly just play the ovenbreak game. i can talk a little bit about people who run exploits in the game to try to get impossibly high scores? there’s a decent amount of cheaters
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You're still a fat BPD skitzo though
 
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