Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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It's incredible that he is still lying about maintaining the strict carnivore LARP. In any case, Fatty inevitably becomes sloppy with everything. He enjoyed those hoe cakes filled with SHUGAR as well as green beans filled with poisons that the useless FDA won't do shit about.
He recently said, during a livestream, that he would stop doing the carnivore diet for a food wars series. If he can easily jump to the idea of dropping his diet for a food wars video, he isn't that serious about his diet and was never really committed to it.
 
He recently said, during a livestream, that he would stop doing the carnivore diet for a food wars series. If he can easily jump to the idea of dropping his diet for a food wars video, he isn't that serious about his diet and was never really committed to it.

He has also blatantly been lying about it for over eight months, just so his brother will think he's cool.
 
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No way is fatty's blood sugar only 98 lol
98% sugar in his blood? Sounds about right to be honest.

>FDA bad
I don't get why these people bitch about FDA's food side of regulations. Have they seen what it was like before the FDA was a thing? Putting plastic in cookware and food, using an assortment of chemicals to cut corners? People love to bring up gutter oil and the milk powder fiasco in China which were horrifying events but there's just as many bad food industry practices in most countries. Some were just brazen about it. Here's a little known one, a lot of these practices killed people. Putrid gutter oil and plastic coated consumer pans for those who can't cook didn't.

I can bitch about the drugs administration side of it endlessly but that's better for a relevant thunderdome article.

Stroke, another, please. Isn't it time?
 
How have I only just noticed how butch Tammy is? These two gotta be bearding each other.

Also lol at Jack pushing his church’s shit in for selling $4 scones while positively marveling at $19 pumpkin pies. I didn’t see any black people working at the “soul food” restaurant, which explains why the food looks like shit and Jack loved it.
 
98% sugar in his blood? Sounds about right to be honest.

>FDA bad
I don't get why these people bitch about FDA's food side of regulations. Have they seen what it was like before the FDA was a thing? Putting plastic in cookware and food, using an assortment of chemicals to cut corners? People love to bring up gutter oil and the milk powder fiasco in China which were horrifying events but there's just as many bad food industry practices in most countries. Some were just brazen about it. Here's a little known one, a lot of these practices killed people. Putrid gutter oil and plastic coated consumer pans for those who can't cook didn't.

I can bitch about the drugs administration side of it endlessly but that's better for a relevant thunderdome article.

Stroke, another, please. Isn't it time?
Yes, it's incredibly stupid to bitch about the food side of the FDA. Especially so considering his dumb tirade the other day about boar's head.

How have I only just noticed how butch Tammy is? These two gotta be bearding each other.
Of course. That's where Tammy's friend Jeanette comes into the picture, and they occasionally pick up some lady from the nearby women's prison to take out to dinner. The "Jim Traynor" fanfic shit about Tammy getting dicked by some personal trainer working at a gym is clearly idiotic, it's not like Tammy goes anywhere near a gym.

As for Fatty, just look at the friend he had in his videos before and just after his last stroke, nevermind the weirdo on his podcast

Anyway, seems Fatty uploaded a video talking about Facebook in the workplace? As if this man knows anything about a workplace not having had a job in over 20 years.
Rambles about people having their favorite social media, and talks about all of the things he can do on facebook?
Then needs to describe what you can do in FB? Complains about censorship and claims he got flagged for hatespeech or whatever.
"only use it for doing your business"
"social media is a steak knife, you can cut a steak with it or poke someone in the eye" wtf kind of allegory is that?
Bitches about his facebook page getting stolen by that porn company back in the day lol
Goes on about all the things he thinks you can do on FB, but doesn't do himself.
"my favorite word is free" forgot to take his cross necklace out from under his shirt for some reason. Does this mean Tammy put a shirt on him just because he wanted to film a video? So he's just sitting around half naked all day?
Brings up selling crochet blankets for the third time or so, and how you can sell them via FB groups and how you need to stay in your lane and not talk about other shit... Fatty talks about all kinds of unrelated shit on FB constantly.
Talks about using FB live to talk about crochet and repairing cars. This man cannot think of anything else. Has anyone actually found him livestreaming on FB yet?
Mentions amazon live for showing off products... no one fucking watches that.
"facebook is more relationable" inventing words now because it's a "relation platform" and he's going to make a video about twitter too.
"no one uses FB for international phonecalls but it's really good for that" wtf does he know about international phonecalls?
"don't do TV ads, newspaper ads, radio ads, I've done 'em all and made all those mistakes" talks about targeted marketing because he can put himself in front of people who crochet again. WHY CROCHET? He can't fucking do it with one barely functional arm.
"stop arguing on facebook it's not what social media is for" Fatty needs to take his own advice

Is this shit his new Jack Pack crap? Trying to teach people how to run a business online, something he utterly fails at?
 
"don't do TV ads, newspaper ads, radio ads, I've done 'em all and made all those mistakes" talks about targeted marketing
So many companies have had literally decades of success with advertising these ways, but because Jack Scalfani didn’t know WTF he was doing, they’re all trash according to him. He will go to his grave having never questioned whether it was his strategy and execution that was flawed rather than the various forms of media.

I have a sneaking suspicion he is trying to get hired by small, local businesses as a marketing consultant with this absolutely retarded POV. Anyone dumb enough to take his advice — let alone pay for it — gets what they deserve.

Also why the hell didn’t he get his fucking dogs out of the kitchen before shooting that video? Nothing like constant background yelping and yapping to show off your production prowess.

My favorite part is Jack predictably talking shit on his family and friends from the jump on that video. He can’t do anything without trashing people he supposedly loves.
 
I didn’t see any black people working at the “soul food” restaurant, which explains why the food looks like shit and Jack loved it.
I was going to say the same thing, "soul food" without black people is like going to a Mexican restaurant and all the employees are from Quebec.
 
He has a below zero interest in ever working again for anyone, and has since long before he was profoundly disabled.
People like Jack don’t think of it as working for others. For them it’s all “I’ll tell you how smart I am and you pay me.” Guys as delusional as him are a dime a dozen in every business.
 
People like Jack don’t think of it as working for others. For them it’s all “I’ll tell you how smart I am and you pay me.” Guys as delusional as him are a dime a dozen in every business.
Hence why I mentioned The Jack Pack, his idiotic failed attempt from not even that long ago to try and act as some collaboration guru for cooking channels on youtube(I think he only ever did one collab, didn't promote them correctly, and basically came off as a rude asshole in the video) while pretending he was going to be promoting "smaller" cooking channels.

Meanwhile he sold merch for it, and likely assumed he could eventually start collecting consulting fees. It's like the fantasy he had ages ago where he thinks he was a big time music producer(he wasn't).

What it really boils down to is his delusion of how important he thinks he is, how broad of an audience he believes he has, and his supposed expertise in marketing which has actually repeatedly failed him throughout the years. It's a case of the dunning-kruger effect embodied in a narcissistic lardass.
 
Jack is just a fatter, dumber, less able-bodied Walter Mitty.
Nah, that would still be an improvement. Fatty does this shit because it's his idea of being a good christian helping the world so god will eventually either let him into heaven or just dump a fortune of money in his lap. That's the real reason it was so important to dig his necklace out from under his shirt. I joked about it being because Tammy had to dress him before the video, but it's just as likely he did it in purpose to draw attention to it(his idea of "virtue signaling") rather than just restarting the recording having been prepared to film(he is frequently lazy about editing, but come on).
 
Maybe Jack's advice for online stuff is like that old show Tool Time with Tim Allen. Where he always hurt himself and everyone thought he was staging it but just an idiot. Basically a what not to do. If Jack says left you go right etc.

His brain damage is severe. He's always been gullible and dumb but he really can't string a thought together plus his slurring it's hard to even grasp a single sentence. Lolcows esp those possessed by a Wendigo don die easy but ma he's been on deaths door since that last stroke. In always shocked to see him alive and getting worse.

I get a little philosophical at times but it does make me ask why I lost an intern to cancer. Bright nice kid 26 and he passed. Did everything right, followed doctors orders lived healthy etc. Jack.. keeps going. I understand medicine isn't a perfect science because we don't know it all and sometimes shit goes right or shit goes wrong. But still Jack's skirted death a half dozen plus time while doubling down his risks.

One take I'd like because it's probably no more insanity than reality is what's Jacks take on the whole Diddy thing.

The soul food looks low mid to me but I'm a filthy Yankee who just likes southern cooking. Actually Mrs and I are going to a Chinese soul food place great story Jack would not like it because run by negros.

Those international calls, easy one his Chinese bot farms. Jack can't stand no one watches him and made Tammy pay to pump his views.

Sadly as as much as it pains me to think Jack probably is nearly naked all day. He's huge. Fat people do not heat or cook well. Muscle insulates better than fat and "breathes". Jack mentioned a steak knife, the same gu who needs Tam Ham to cut his food lol. What a self own.

The food wars don't make any money or get more views jacks tried it dozen of time and it always fell into same range of views as his other stuff. Hilarious he acts like he's quitting his diet for anything other than gluttony. I mean the image of the diet he's so dumb he's caught cheating over and over. Granted he's got sicker from his diet only Jack would find a way to add French fries in his diet and be healthier. Fucking Wengidos man.
 
The narcissism is the only part of Jack's bluberry pie filling brain still working, and he was never much more than that in the first place. What we've been seeing is that Jack's zombie form is just a slightly exaggerated version of the monster he was when he was alive.
 
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