Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
It is funny and weird that someone whose daughter tested positive for cocaine and whose favorite anime is about someone raping kids as young as 12 surrounds himself with more and more people that talk about kids in a sexual way

Very interesting

Wait, what the fuck anime is that?

God, how does Nick keep getting more and more disappointing and disgusting?
 
Those Melton The Molester yt chat screenshots were a hoot, made me a little sad though, that ASCAS is such a sperg he got some good shots in. This was my favourite from a different person:
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The Kiwi Farms law-couch is very comfortable though and thankfully not strewn with piles of dirty clothes, mouldy dishes, balldos or mysterious brown stains. Nor does it have cocaine bullets stashed for easy access between the seat cushions, in full reach of children.

Keffals got a job….
That's strange I hadn't noticed hell had frozen over, must be because of the massive commotion caused by all these flying pigs,
 
Here's the thing about this chump. In his mind he thinks he's some kind of counter culture rebel but looks and dresses like a trailer park redneck crossed with a high school hall monitor. A fucking nerd, clown loser. Absolute tragic case. Who rocks facial hair like that in this day and age ffs 😂

In his 40s and wearing a basketball vest. Bin this cunt and let him have a rethink, for his kids sake
 
Crossposting from the Rekieta criminal case thread -

Fischer has recused herself from April's case.

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Note that this is Fischer's choice to recuse herself, whereas Nick/Kayla filed a notice of removal which automatically gives them a chance at a new judge assignment. Fischer did not write any explanation for why she is recusing herself.
 
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Crossposting from the Rekieta criminal case thread -

Fischer has recused herself from April's case.

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Note that this is Fischer's choice to recuse herself, whereas Nick/Kayla filed a notice of recusal which automatically gives them a chance at a new judge assignment. Fischer did not write any explanation for why she is recusing herself.
Options that make sense in my opinion

1. If it is looked at as part of the bigger case with the Crackietas
2. She learned about Judge Pussy Liquor
 
Note that this is Fischer's choice to recuse herself, whereas Nick/Kayla filed a notice of recusal which automatically gives them a chance at a new judge assignment. Fischer did not write any explanation for why she is recusing herself.
let's be real fischer is thinking "man I don't want to deal with this faggot I had enough of him during his defamation case"
 
her did not write any explanation for why she is recusing herself.
They are a throuple in the eyes of the law, judge pussy liquor just saved everybody´s time.
Legally April is the ex-wife of Nick's bull. It was only a rumor until Nick was overcome with emotion and snitched to the police. It's smart of her to stay out of cuck business.
 
It is funny and weird that someone whose daughter tested positive for cocaine and whose favorite anime is about someone raping kids as young as 12 surrounds himself with more and more people that talk about kids in a sexual way

Very interesting

Since you seem to be keeping track, here is Kayla describing the costume that she wore for a costume contest at Hedonism II.

She was dressed as a naughty schoolgirl, with pigtails and glasses that Nick bought for her and made her wear.



Nick certainly has a type.
 
Meh, I'm willing to give him a pass on Legal Bytes.
It was handled poorly but mugging the camera from the jury box was pure faggotry that people were right to distance themselves from. And from my memory, every account of the wedding struggle session comes from known faggot and liar Nick Rekieta and his gaggle of loyal coattail riders. The “Legalbytes/Hoeg Law Betrayal Saga” hits all the same notes of people not wanting to huff Nick’s farts and getting incinerated for it.
 
Note that this is Fischer's choice to recuse herself, whereas Nick/Kayla filed a notice of removal which automatically gives them a chance at a new judge assignment. Fischer did not write any explanation for why she is recusing herself.
I hear the Honorable Judge Pussy Liquor is a big fan of The Steel Toe Morning Show. She's doing the right thing.
 
It was handled poorly but mugging the camera from the jury box was pure faggotry that people were right to distance themselves from. And from my memory, every account of the wedding struggle session comes from known faggot and liar Nick Rekieta and his gaggle of loyal coattail riders. The “Legalbytes/Hoeg Law Betrayal Saga” hits all the same notes of people not wanting to huff Nick’s farts and getting incinerated for it.
The thing is that Nick thought he was the best invention since sliced bread, wanted everyone to be on HIS talking heads panel commenting on a trial and defer to his superior legal judgements and opinions.
At the same time he did NOT want to pay anyone for being there and was practically speaking paying them in exposure, which has been and will always be a bitch way to pay people to appear on YOUR show.

If people invest multiple hours of their lives to listen to Rakieta talk nonsense about legal issues and a trial that is ongoing, then they at least need to get paid for it.

Nick likes to get cucked in bed, but he likes to cuck people on lawtube.
They have to watch him get superchats with all the money they are not getting.
 
It's not a game to Nick
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Narcissistic injury is serious business, and it must be avenged, CYNNNTHIAAAA!

Telling the weebs to fuck off worked a treat, telling the wine moms the same can only propel him to greater heights!

I think I figured it out, guys. Nick only did coke to keep up the energy required to be such a relentless faggot. That's why he had so much.
 
The Kiwi Farms law-couch is very comfortable though and thankfully not strewn with piles of dirty clothes, mouldy dishes, balldos or mysterious brown stains. Nor does it have cocaine bullets stashed for easy access between the seat cushions, in full reach of children.
What's amusing is that Nick thinks he any leg to stand on when it comes to talking about bad legal takes and how mad he gets at "really bad legal analysis." Nobody here, including the lawyers that are Farmers, represent that they are experts on anything going on in Minnesota. Who cares if people's legal takes here are wrong?

Nobody here earns an income from giving legal takes to the public online, unlike a certain Balldo I could mention.
 
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