YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[The Bear Nebula]

I recently came across this bizarre Youtube channel featuring poorly animated alien races and their messages to Earth people. Apparently, the guy who makes these videos lives in Singapore and believes he has an alien guide who communicates with him telepathically via his pineal gland. These videos are his interpretation of said communications. He's up to about 60 different aliens now. Here's a select few:

I remember another channel where I think someone in Brazil? Was communicating and having messages from a alien from andromeda

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

I got this video recommended to me.

I just idly listened to it while working but the longer it went on the more I noticed this guy is essentially trying to undermine the ageold advice for children of "don't talk to strangers".

The entire video is filled with arguments like "children and family members do way more sexual abuse toward children" all the while criticising To Catch a Predator at every turn.

He is also including all the woke speech in his arguments, mentioning children that may be questioning and such...

Its almost like he wants to normalize children talking to strangers online...now what certain group of people wants that to be a reality-
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Ah, of course. No correlation there surely?

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"How wrong was To Catch a Predator giving the public a conception of what a 'sex offender' is?"

You mean showing the guys driving hours to meet a supposed minor they've been sexting?
Thats not a sex offender?
Say what you want about TCaP, that show was insane and borderline illegal due to entrapment but the sex offenders that were on the show are sex offenders.

Sorry for the shitty post, i'm on mobile

Skip Intro? You mean the guy who made an hour long video talking about "copaganda" in Paw Patrol?

 

[Tempo Monkey]

Skip Intro? You mean the guy who made an hour long video talking about "copaganda" in Paw Patrol?

Damn. I wanna watch both of those videos but I know they'll make me rage. I wish someone made a reaction video making fun of it throughout. That way it's more digestible.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Was looking around for info trying to remember if nylon or polyester catches fire more easily and accidentally found a "SFW" fetish channel for... Burning used nylon down jackets?

I wasn't the only one confused at first glance either, looking at this video's comments:

Then I open the channel, and lo and behold...

Spoiler

Special mentions to "My really wet dream" and "A favorite of my wife".

And this isn't the only one either, though the third linked doesn't focus exclusively on down jackets. The fuck is this?

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

I got this video recommended to me.

I just idly listened to it while working but the longer it went on the more I noticed this guy is essentially trying to undermine the ageold advice for children of "don't talk to strangers".

The entire video is filled with arguments like "children and family members do way more sexual abuse toward children" all the while criticising To Catch a Predator at every turn.

Its almost like he wants to normalize children talking to strangers online...now what certain group of people wants that to be a reality-

Sorry for the shitty post, i'm on mobile

I actually just watched this and came to the thread just to post it. The way it veers ever so subtlety into pedo apologetics and basically blaming the decoys for not acting enough like kids was very concerning. Someone on Twitter pointed out that the expert he interviewed, Ryan Shields, for the video is listed as being supported by "virtuous pedophiles"


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Perverted justice was full of creeps, the show is in a legal grey area, but its a very gross video that is way too happy to downplay the fact that that the men did indeed go to meet up with presumed children. I'm glad there is some voice of reason in the comment section of it.

 

[Quartermaster]

Skip Intro? You mean the guy who made an hour long video talking about "copaganda" in Paw Patrol?

I know that show, my nieces watch it and I think its just about these puppies going on adventures and sometimes stopping some minor crime or villain?
Doesn't seem any different from any other kids show to me.

Damn. I wanna watch both of those videos but I know they'll make me rage. I wish someone made a reaction video making fun of it throughout. That way it's more digestible.

I honestly cannot recommend it, like I mentioned I only managed to watch around 30 minutes before becoming disgusted.

I actually just watched this and came to the thread just to post it. The way it veers ever so subtlety into pedo apologetics and basically blaming the decoys for not acting enough like kids was very concerning. Someone on Twitter pointed out that the expert he interviewed, Ryan Shields, for the video is listed as being supported by "virtuous pedophiles"

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Archive.

Perverted justice was full of creeps, the show is in a legal grey area, but its a very gross video that is way too happy to downplay the fact that that the men did indeed go to meet up with presumed children. I'm glad there is some voice of reason in the comment section of it.

Yes! You put it into the exact right words, "Pedo Apologetics" cause that's exactly what it is.

This Skip Intro guy may have enough dirt and content to warrant a thread maybe?

 

[Big Nasty]

Was looking around for info trying to remember if nylon or polyester catches fire more easily and accidentally found a "SFW" fetish channel for... Burning used nylon down jackets?

I wasn't the only one confused at first glance either, looking at this video's comments:
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Then I open the channel, and lo and behold...

Spoiler

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Special mentions to "My really wet dream" and "A favorite of my wife".

And this isn't the only one either, though the third linked doesn't focus exclusively on down jackets. The fuck is this?

Of course there's a guy commenting in German.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

The Youtuber Framerater has officially retired having found God, ala Haedox

I really liked this guy's stuff but he's always been a bit.... off? Like the guy deletes and reuploads videos constantly, has five secret channels and made documentaries about everything from his own false abuse allegation to Your Favorite Martian. I wonder if thisll lead to him deleting his channel

 

[Colon capital V]

Lavender Coffee

Found this guy in my recs somehow and I truly do not know what to think of him.
On one hand from the few videos I saw from him, he surprisingly keeps a pretty straightforward and honest approach in regards to sex topics and sex play with others.
But on the otherhand, he has this as his avatar.

Now immediately you look at this and go "yup, tranny", however he has his pronouns listed as "he/him" in his YouTube bio; as well as a description talking about giving you "The Talk".

So I don't know why he opted to go with this as his avatar.
But you might see he has an Instagram linked there, and one look at that and...

https://archive.ph/5CUUn

Oh...
So we have a guy who puts out videos all about sex education using a female avatar of an... axolotl? Who has an Instagram linked for more "seductive" artwork of her, along with a Discord server because sure.
Idk man, the fact he has a 'cord server at all and the fact his channel is all about giving you the sex talk is pinging my intuition into "will be found in a grooming scandal within the next 8 months" range.

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

Spoiler: The video

Just felt like sharing a recommendation I got; a lowcow Pokémon fanboy responding another in 4 and a half hours of tism

 

[Danann]

Some weird black (why are they always black) Dutch kid who recreated the "Peter becomes a Jew" episode with toys. I like the golden Peter.

P.S. How do you bypass youtube's embed blacklist?

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

I was browsing YouTube when I found this gem.

The title says it's a Midi flip, although I don't know where the Midi is from or what relation it has to slavery, but that doesn't matter. Slave Master Sans Megalovania.

 

[GlupShitto]

Chad and Max from Cold Ones made a video to show just how cucked they are. The Shamwow guy deserves better friends. Tbh I think they need a thread.

 

[Steven Soyberg]

Boy did the algorithm bless me today.
https://youtu.be/r8TPFKC10xc?si=tI0qv5Jzso5aPFjM

This video led me down the most perverse rabbit hole of the most soy, consoomer, autistic, normie zoomer cringe I've ever seen in my life.

Behold "Blueboiii the Nerd" - The living embodiment of the NPC Soy Consoomer.

And what a glorious profile pic

Soak in that face, guys... This is the face of a truly distinguished individual.

And yes if you couldn't tell, he's autistic. And like every other autist/self proclaimed autist, they feel the need to tell that to everyone.
It's always the Sonicfags...
This guy's YouTube is an absolute Gold mine of cringe btw
Nice dance moves buddy...

As if this faggot couldn't be cringe enough, yes of course, he's got a Deviant Art account.

And yes, it's as bad as it seems...

Real Randy Stair vibes from this guy...

This one is my personal favorite.
GO GO ROOFTOP RANGERS!

No... Unfortunately this isn't satire either.

Like all retarded people, he of course likes retarded things. Like "The Acolyte" for example.

He is 100% serious. He loves The -ACKolyte
He loves all things popular and all things Reddit and wouldn't you fuckin know it he ALSO HAS A REDDIT!

Now that's a lot of karma! I'm sure that's the highlight of your life, buddy.

He's completely tuned into social media, almost as if he's addicted. Hmm.

His linktree is completely filled to the brim with his various accounts of various sites.

If you thought he couldn't get more normie, just you wait, cuz this is where it gets hilarious.

He's got a Letterboxd.

"Let me like what I like dammit."
Someone sounds insecure.

"I refuse to resort to piracy because at least I have some decency."
Ya hear that? He admits he pays his well earned NEET BUCKS to gladly consoom the modern goyslop.

All of which are ABSOLUTE PEAK CINEMA according to this loser.

Look at all those high reviews.


Truly a distinguished taste in cinema.

This fag is absolutely insufferable and possibly thread worthy. We might have something great on our hands.

 

[Metamorpho]

I don't know where I should post this so I'm posting it here:

 

[Channel Z]

Posted this in the Obscure Laughingstocks thread, but I guess it would fit in with this thread. I probably should have posted this here, instead of the other thread. Oh well, live and learn.

GWKTM or Guyus the Raptor is a 30 year old autistic furry from Finland, who is known for creating growth fetish animations, using his underage fursona, and sperging out at Activision for not creating Crash Bandicoot games that cater to his taste. He is also no stranger to freaking out others who enjoy modern Crash games and has gone as far as to suicide bait, sending death threats, and even filing FBI reports against his detractors. GWKTM believes that modern Crash Bandicoot games have caused mass suicides, and is creating a Crash Bandicoot fangame to save the franchise and prevent anymore Crash Bandicoot related suicides from happening.

Spoiler: YouTube Images and FBI reports

Spoiler: Suicide baiting and suicide video

 

[gildersleeve]

A more innocent time

You've done this before

 

[Man vs persistent rats]

Guy seems to have created his own little mean girls soap opera here.

 

[Metamorpho]

What the hell is this?

 

[Metamorpho]

HOLY SHIT this guy must have terrible genetics