"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Sneeds said:
Do beaners assimilate better than Muslims and pajeets?
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indubitably, spaniards are kinda white, after all

however, that may be left over from most beaner families being two-parent, and that shit may slip. who knows.

the based catholic beaner meme is just that, a meme.=
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
indubitably, spaniards are kinda white, after all

however, that may be left over from most beaner families being two-parent, and that shit may slip. who knows.

the based catholic beaner meme is just that, a meme.=
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Yeah you're right, most of the Mexicans I know have 2 parents besides 1. But yeah the “based catholic” meme is a meme. Also curry or tacos?
 
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Look, let's break this down. This really falls on Jolly Biscuit for failing to make it clear how this "gay curse" would affect a woman in the context of this comic, but there's 3 explicit references to what this curse is:
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And two showing what it does:
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These two natal men had their biological sex switched, and then became homosexuals. The critical error in this comic is that it's unclear whether natal women would similarly except to have their biological sex switched as well, or become lesbians. The pivotal line in all this comes from Wesse Jatters when he says "they're turning me into a lesbian." This should communicate that the old woman is, in fact, intended to switch into a lesbian without switching her biological sex.

Now that we've parsed the set-up, we can hone in on this punchline. What we know now is that the curse was supposed to make her gay, as in a lesbian, but it did not. This must mean that this woman has been a lesbian all along. With this revelation, and the new status of her lesbian lover, there must now come forth a second revelation regarding these rubber bands disappearing. Here's some potential reasons for her volunteering this information:
  • Rubber bands have been a key part of the grandmother's ruse hiding her lesbianism from her husband
    • This is less likely with the tranny possibility ruled out, as she's not tucking anything or dilating
    • Could she have been using the rubber bands to hide lesbian contraband around their home which has evaded the husband's detection?
  • Lesbians might routinely use rubber bands in such a way that the newly lesbianized husband must become aware
    • Due to being unable to satisfy herself sexually as a lesbian with her husband, she had been utilizing rubber bands for some sort of masturbatory exercises
    • The rubber bands are used in fashion/grooming contexts and now that the husband is a woman, he will need to use them
  • The old woman is dissociating from reality, either due to old age or other mental illness, and is initiating a wholly unrelated topic of discussion, completely oblivious to the gay curse transforming her husband, and revealing her to be a lesbian
    • This would provide some dramatic irony to give some flavor to the punchline
    • Do note that her eyes are closed the entire time and the elderly may be hard of hearing
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My hunch is that she's been using the rubber bands for some nefarious lesbian purpose which she will now reveal to him.
 
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Harm said:
she had been utilizing rubber bands for some sort of masturbatory exercises
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You ever stretch a rubber band and then motorboat it when you were a kid? Makes a funny noise. So maybe she's been pretending to eat box by licking rubber bands?
 
I just did some searching using the keywords "lesbian" and "rubber bands" with The Netherlands as my VPN (mistake), and after a few pages I have been enlightened against my will.
Somehow there exists a method for lesbians to build strap ons, using rubber bands and God knows what else.
I did NOT click into the page because eww.

It would be a bit of a plot hole for granny to be building strap ons, I mean, who would she be using them on?
I know this isn't the answer to The Great Unanswered Question, but I had to share my lesbian rubber band info.
 
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I hope you were able to solve your Mio issues Null. FWIW here's how I'd write a Rust system that simultaneously takes events from two systems within a program:


Code: 
use mio::net::TcpStream;
use mio::{Interest, Poll, Token};
use tokio::sync::mpsc::Sender;

#[tokio::main]
async fn main() {
    println!("Hello, world!");

    // create a channel to send events
    let (sender, mut receiver) = tokio::sync::mpsc::channel::<Event>(100);
    // spawn the event generator
    tokio::spawn(event_generator(sender.clone()));
    // spawn the mio watcher
    tokio::spawn(mio_watcher(sender.clone()));

    // loop to handle events
    loop {
        let event = receiver.recv().await.expect("TODO: panic");
        handle_events(event);
    }
}

pub fn handle_events(event: Event){
    match event {
        Event::Event(data) => {
            println!("Received event from generator");
        },
        Event::Mio(data) => {
            println!("Received event from mio watcher");
        }
    }
}

pub enum Event {
    // a simple event
    Event(GeneratorData),
    Mio(MioData),
}

pub struct GeneratorData {}
pub struct MioData {}

// a simulator of an event generator
pub async fn event_generator( sender: Sender<Event> ) {
    loop{
        // create a new event with generator data.
        let event = Event::Event(GeneratorData{});

        if let Err(e) = sender.send(event).await {
            eprintln!("Error sending event: {:?}", e);
        }
        // generate a random number of milliseconds to sleep
        let sleep_time = rand::random::<u64>() % 5000;
        tokio::time::sleep(std::time::Duration::from_millis(sleep_time)).await;
    }
}

pub async fn mio_watcher( sender: Sender<Event> ){
    // create a mio event loop
    let mut event_loop = Poll::new().unwrap();
    let mut events = mio::Events::with_capacity(1024);
    let mut stream = TcpStream::connect("127.0.0.1:8997".parse().unwrap()).unwrap();

    // register the registration object with the event loop
    event_loop.registry().register(&mut stream, Token(0), Interest::READABLE | Interest::WRITABLE);

    // loop to watch for events
    loop {
        event_loop.poll(&mut events, None).unwrap();
        for event in events.iter() {
            if event.token() == Token(0) && event.is_writable() {
                // create a new event with mio data.
                let event = Event::Mio(MioData{});
                sender.send(event).await.expect("TODO: panic");
            }
        }
    }
}

Sorry about the piss-poor formatting. I don't thing the forum has Rust syntax highlighting. If you aren't using Tokio, the `futures` crate can also do this. Not sure about Rayon. I'm sure this isn't your exact issue, so lmk what I missed here.
 
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did anyone explain the "but in the stone age" joke to jersh? i remember hearing chris himself explain* that the joke meant "you really need to tell those cavemen twice" implying that cavemen were stupid and, if sonichu was a caveman, he would also be stupid and need to be told things multiple times in order to fully understand them.

EDIT: * this is written on the cwcki's entry for "random-access humor"
 
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