Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

SamanthaPrater said:
Ya'll do realize I have bad lighting and my lightbulbs need switched out in my bathroom PLUS my walls are yellow which means the water LOOKS dirty? also, you claim that I sit on my PC all day so how do I get dirty from being inside? ??
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Have you tried putting your toaster in the bath with you? Make sure its plugged in!
 
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PigFarm said:
You half stood in the water, used no soap, scrubbed nowhere and didn't even wet your hair all the way.

In a care home, youd have your stinky ass marched right back into that bathtub until you learned how to clean yourself. Making yourself damn does not = bathing.

But please, don't show that video again. No one wants to see some fatass with the intellectual capacity of a child awkwardly rock back and forth in a shower


And did you just ask how you can get dirty...INSIDE?

Holy shit. How are you allowed to exist on your own? You don't even understand how the simplest of things work
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you clearly don't realize something.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE ALL DAY? and I have AIR CONDITIONING. so HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE?
 
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Man In A Dress said:
In an alternate timeline, the DiGeorge Syndrome isn't a factor and this is just fatherless behaviour.

@Trombonista Ready your banhammer. The downie wants to have bath time again.
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Alternate, alternate timeline: her family really is aristocrats and royalty, and they lock her up like Blanche Monnier.
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
you clearly don't realize something.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE ALL DAY? and I have AIR CONDITIONING. so HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE?
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The body sweats. Your body secretes oils. Bacteria exists inside too, emily. you're a fucking idiot.

Since youre also the size of a small elephant, you have extra folds for all that sweat and oil and bacteria to get stuck under.

Now stand up, go buy some soap and head to the shower. You stink
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Alternate, alternate timeline: her family really is aristocrats and royalty, and they lock her up like Blanche Monnier.
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Pretty sure that timeline would be a case of "Whoops, unfortunately the baby drowned during the baptism. Oh clumsy me, oh well! NEXT!"
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
you clearly don't realize something.

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE ALL DAY? and I have AIR CONDITIONING. so HOW THE FUCK DO I GET DIRTY STAYING INSIDE?
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Dead skin, oils, sebum, sweat, bacteria, feces, urine, mucous, period ick, earwax, and many other filthy things ones body regularly produces, perhaps?
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
Because you're a fat gross hog. Just existing is enough to make you sweat.
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That's.. not how any of this works?

I have cool air, tones of water, etc. Your just pissy I pointed out your flaws. I also DO keep MY apartment clean, I have a swifer, a mop, etc.

so tell me again, HOW AM I DIRTY WHEN MY PLACE IS VERY CLEAN? despite my previous video showing dishes needing to be done, do I need to post a video of it being clean?
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
That's.. not how any of this works?

I have cool air, tones of water, etc. Your just pissy I pointed out your flaws. I also DO keep MY apartment clean, I have a swifer, a mop, etc.

so tell me again, HOW AM I DIRTY WHEN MY PLACE IS VERY CLEAN? despite my previous video showing dishes needing to be done, do I need to post a video of it being clean?
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Jesus christ she's a walking biohazard.
Do you even wipe your ass?
 
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SamanthaPrater said:
That's.. not how any of this works?

I have cool air, tones of water, etc. Your just pissy I pointed out your flaws. I also DO keep MY apartment clean, I have a swifer, a mop, etc.

so tell me again, HOW AM I DIRTY WHEN MY PLACE IS VERY CLEAN? despite my previous video showing dishes needing to be done, do I need to post a video of it being clean?
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About 4 different people here have explained it to you, dipshit. But I know the 2 remaining braincells you have can't absorb new information, and it's no longer my job to make sure obese failed creations wash their own ass.

@NerdShamer for a second I got scared you were right. I'm glad she reappeared a second after you posted to further prove that she's absolutely disgusting.
 
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