Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I think if he wasn’t propped up by Clint he would be unable to live ‘independently’.

He wouldn’t/couldn’t pay bills because he lives in the negative. He would never get healthcare and/or any medical attention. Not too mention couldn’t sort out any real world problems like eviction and having to find a place, let alone save up for one.

Think of all the shit that Clint fixes that we know of, let alone crazy shit that has happened off camera?

Worst thing that could happen to the BOY, would be Clint dying
 
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Stroppy Trollop said:
Josh's low IQ/intellectual disability is a huge barrier to being functional. But, he's also not completely stupid.
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See, I'd like to agree because he can be a crafty little boglim when he's being sneaky, like when he attempted to hide Jessica. In all likelihood, if it were not for the paypiggy spilling the beans on that to everyone and making it very pointless for Jessica to not go live, he probably could've kept that under wraps for a lot longer. He had her sitting quietly in the kitchen for whole streams and I just don't know how the fuck he even managed that. He's a crafty little beaver, Josh is. He almost got away with selling Warlord's shit on Etsy without Warlord knowing, too. He is not someone who's above being deceitful and tricky, if nobody is looking he'll do it.

However, this man once said that fish is dairy. Warlord told him that kids are smoking dehydrated bed bugs to get high and he just believed it. I can't fully wrap my head around Josh being a full-time manipulator when his brains are made of sawdust, I'd say he probably employs manipulation like 20% of the time because he is 80% of the time doing things that are just beyond the pale retarded.
 
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Hennimore said:
Can't believe we got a ghost food mention, it's been awhile since he mentioned that last. Josh's idea of a paradise afterlife is being able to eat a Baconator from Wendy's whenever you want.
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Definitely an underrated cobra concept. I went ahead and made a compilation of him explaining ghost food since he brought it up again.
 
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bonified retard said:
Definitely an underrated cobra concept. I went ahead and made a compilation of him explaining ghost food since he brought it up again.
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"Once you use like a bar of soap, once it's completely used, the ghost of that bar of soap goes to the afterlife and that's what they use to wash themselves with."

That's actually a really neat bit of creative thinking. That or it's retarded, I dunno boys its your pick.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
"Once you use like a bar of soap, once it's completely used, the ghost of that bar of soap goes to the afterlife and that's what they use to wash themselves with."

That's actually a really neat bit of creative thinking. That or it's retarded, I dunno boys its your pick.
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surly it's retarded. not every bar of soap should get ending c. also who is finishing off a dead guys bar of soap?
 
Slim Boglim said:
Why doesn’t Group put him in a Clint home? Is it because he’s a bad snnfjeksjfnwkajdnejajsnrnwjsjfnrvvynelajfvuvwldkbybyjekand????
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If Clint Saunders leaves on the double down express at 4:20 pm heading to Casper from Boulder will he be a good father by the time he arrives at the group home?
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
"Once you use like a bar of soap, once it's completely used, the ghost of that bar of soap goes to the afterlife and that's what they use to wash themselves with."

That's actually a really neat bit of creative thinking. That or it's retarded, I dunno boys its your pick.
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That's what we love about our boy. His boglim mind is unburdened by conventional methods of thought and from that flows his own unique creativity informed by his severe intellectual shortcomings. He's a true savant IMO.
 
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bonified retard said:
Definitely an underrated cobra concept. I went ahead and made a compilation of him explaining ghost food since he brought it up again.
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I've always had so many unanswered questions I'd love to ask Josh about this. What happens if the food is made from an animal? You kill a deer, which has a soul, and it goes to the afterlife. You take the meat from that deer and cook it. Does the meat suddenly generate a second soul that also goes to the afterlife after it's been consumed? What happens if the soul of the deer eats the soul of the cooked deer? Is that cannibalism?
 
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Potion_Time said:
We've been watching him drink liquid botulism for the better part of a year now and he seems to be no worse for wear.
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while I agree he's got superhuman trash resistance, saying he's 'no worse for wear' is a bit of a stretch. he's gotten much fatter and his top teeth seem to have the consistency of pie crust.

it's almost like he developed an immunity to normal sugarslop and had to invent his own to keep up the self-destruction. very goth.
 
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niggers said:
while I agree he's got superhuman trash resistance, saying he's 'no worse for wear' is a bit of a stretch. he's gotten much fatter and his top teeth seem to have the consistency of pie crust.

it's almost like he developed an immunity to normal sugarslop and had to invent his own to keep up the self-destruction. very goth.
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Another thing is while I’m not doctor there’s like organ fat or some shit. some people’s may look thinner because rather than storing on their hips or gut their body crams in the fat on and around their organs. So Josh might look like he’s gaining a small amount of weight and looks comparably thin for the amount of sugar and fats he consumes it may just be the fat it hiding amongst his gothic organs IMG_8329.jpeg
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Michael Landon's Liver said:
The quality of this thread is really going downhill.
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Agreed. When someone said we should get ‘badges’ or someshit for creating cobra content I felt like someone was trying to recreate the Reddit sub here. Do some cool shit and be happy we appreciate it. You don’t need a fucking badge announcing to the other reddit exiles you made a drawing of Cobes.
 
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