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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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LaughJoke2.0
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I at first thought this was going to be a no bake recipe but instead he made coal.
Super Hans v2
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How many shirts does Jack have? I swear he cycles through his Johnny Cash, Manhattan, and My Food is Vegetarian shirts as much as Kay does with her pair of Metallica and Van Halen ones.
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I think Kay would put on one of Jack's shirts and remark on how stretched out the material feels around the tits.
LaughJoke2.0
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This was posted today by an older Italian Gentleman I watch. He did a "Breadless Pizza" & they look a hell of lot better than the monstrosities Jack ever made. Also, this man has about 25 years at least on Jack and gets around way better than fatty.
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Eggplant pizza is delicious. Jack would never because he'd be enraged that the crust isn't made of GUD MEET.
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Also Jack thinks vegetables are poison
That sounds fucked, are there any youtube videos of this?
No, just search the thread for memorial day, he spergs about it on FB and twitter claiming it's not a day to be sad, and he's going to celebrate the sacrifices of dead troops by eating and so on.
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Jack eating vegetables is a form of cannibalism
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I know damn well those bananas were bitter and didn't taste good. What retard puts in unripe bananas in the fridge then tries to drum up a conspiracy about them browning so fast while they're still unripe. Oh yeah I forgot Jack has been warning us that our food is killing us and the FDA is evil.
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If i may be the devil's advocate for a moment, it IS fda approved food that is slowly killing fatty.
Now, the fda may have approved dubious shit and still will, but they also didn't take into account an absolute obeast drinking 14 bang's a day and eating 3 pound of butter straight from the tub
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It’s all the FDA’s fault. Jack was force fed burgers, pizza, soda, and fried chicken. The FDA has been in his house since he was a kid, force feeding him the foods that made him fat. Jack had no choice. We must feel sorry for Jack.
biggacracka
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I now imagine Jack having a meltdown like Daniel Larson's motel trying to kill him
"THE FDA'S TRYING TO KILL ME, THE FDA'S TRYING TO KILL ME"
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This is just a shittier iteration of the "magic" oatmeal cookie recipe that used to be rather common. It's just more retarded than that one since there's literally no supporting matrix that gives the impression of a brownie.
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The professional YouTube chef shows his level of skill by turning unripe bananas into hard, brown skin bananas by placing them into the fridge. The recipe and the final product seem fine but Tammie saying she hates cocoa makes it seems that
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If you want to make bananas soft and recipe-ready fast, put them in the freezer. You can throw them in unpeeled or peel and slice them into coins and place on a cookie sheet. They’ll be close to purée texture within hours.
That said, nobody concerned about blood sugar should be making “healthy” recipes with pounds of bananas. You can make a much better, lower glycemic index batch of four ingredient brownies by using unsweetened shredded coconut, eggs (or chia eggs), unsweetened cocoa powder and a small amount of honey. A splash of vanilla extract is optional but also complements the combo. Throw in a handful of unsweetened dried cherries (annoyingly scarce in stores, which seem to all stock the sugar-laden ones) for a great texture and flavor contrast.
Thread tax: I am embarrassed to admit that I had a dream about Jack last night. We were at some kind of potluck meal and he was guarding the cake he’d brought so fiercely that no one was allowed to have any. He was also taking bites of other people’s desserts off their plates. I know this sounds like something that actually happened, but it was just a dream.
That said, nobody concerned about blood sugar should be making “healthy” recipes with pounds of bananas. You can make a much better, lower glycemic index batch of four ingredient brownies by using unsweetened shredded coconut, eggs (or chia eggs), unsweetened cocoa powder and a small amount of honey. A splash of vanilla extract is optional but also complements the combo. Throw in a handful of unsweetened dried cherries (annoyingly scarce in stores, which seem to all stock the sugar-laden ones) for a great texture and flavor contrast.
Thread tax: I am embarrassed to admit that I had a dream about Jack last night. We were at some kind of potluck meal and he was guarding the cake he’d brought so fiercely that no one was allowed to have any. He was also taking bites of other people’s desserts off their plates. I know this sounds like something that actually happened, but it was just a dream.
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Jack is currently away at ManQuest '24 an event hosted by his megachurch; a wilderness retreat for men. They are looking for a "MAN'S MAN," apparently.
And by wilderness they mean the climate controlled cooperate lobby of cornerstone church itself.
And by wilderness they mean the climate controlled cooperate lobby of cornerstone church itself.
Super Hans v2
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To be fair, if I was organizing a retreat for that 'church' I wouldn't make it in the middle of nowhere either. You'd have to build a hospital to make sure all the FATASSES didn't die off after going on a five minute walk, or in Jack's case, his scooty puff tipping over and snapping his neck.
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That sounds pretty homoerotic to me