Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Rekieta's first message in Melton's live chat (sent before the stream actually started, since he was sitting in chat waiting for it to start) was reminiscing about the good times.

If I'm the judge in Aaron's case and his lawyer brings it to my attention that Rekieta is hanging out on the streams of a guy who's making lewd comments about Aaron's daughter, I'd just be taking the view that all these people are scum, that if Kayla wasn't a grade A slag married to a retarded cuck, Aaron wouldn't have her nudes to be showing to his retarded chums and that all these losers are just wasting the court's time with their retarded petty in-fighting.

I'd take a particularly dim view of the whole business given that Rekieta claims to be some kind of lawyer -- even if he's never had any kind of meaningful practice. I'd be like, where does this cunt think he is? The Jerry Springer Show?

Patrick Melton has now disabled the live chat replay.

I'm betting this is at Rekieta's request.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm betting this is at Rekieta's request.

Imagine being a crying cuck so desperate to hide your feeble reply guy chats that you beg a fat pedophile to make them secret.

What a sad kid diddler. What normal person would do this?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Imagine being a crying cuck so desperate to hide your feeble reply guy chats that you beg a fat pedophile to make them secret.

What a sad kid diddler. What normal person would do this?

"I am not a cuck, I have never cried. I wish I had feeble reply guy chats to hide. I never asked him to make anything secret, I just wanted him to know.
I have never diddled any kids. I am a very normal person."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It turns out the search phrase "balldo nick rekieta" has taken top spot on Google search suggestions after typing in the search term "balldo"



I would like to warn people NOT to click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button after typing in the search term "Balldo".

The below video is NOT NSFW, but is extremely disturbing. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised.

 

[Swole McPole]

What normal person would do this?

No normal person would do any of it. Everything Rekieta does is proof of mental retardation. Back in the day, he would have been locked in a care home and force-fed slop while sadistic nurse/guards used him for their sexual pleasure.

I know we like to sneer at historical practices, seeing them as not progressive enough but sometimes, the old ways were the best.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Because he's a CUCK.

We have so totally owned this weak fag pussy to the point he is terrified to stream. He is literally too weak and cowardly ever to stream again. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

We rule. We have totally owned and forced that worthless coward and faggot to cuck to us and never stream again. We OWN him.

You're gonna be eating crow when he finally releases the video of his 6 year old holding a gun to them and demanding they make her a coke sandwich and then embarrass themselves on stream for her amusement. The story can't be told until the true mastermind is behind bars and the family is finally safe.

 

[Owlbear]

You're gonna be eating crow when he finally releases the video of his 6 year old holding a gun to them and demanding they make her a coke sandwich and then embarrass themselves on stream for her amusement. The story can't be told until the true mastermind is behind bars and the family is finally safe.

This is the real corner demon. I bet she made them form the Qover and start swinging, too. She probably stapled those cats to the ceiling.

 

[dustnight]

It was NEVER a law channel. It was always a BALLDO and a CUCK channel. You are just stupid that you didn't realize it was always a channel about being a complete and utter cuck, sucking dicks, and being gay.

You look so stupid right now.

Wonder how much longer we'll have to wait until he starts claiming "ThIS wAS nEVer A ChRiSTaN hOMe! I nEVeR hAd kIDs aNd waS alWaYS a cUck!"

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Ultimately, you can piss in his face. And what can he do about it? NOTHING!

That is how weak he is.

It won't surprise me if being pissed on is yet another fetish that Nick Faggieta, a lying liar who lies, absolutely enjoys in his spare time.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Will Cuck Cokeita back out from providing promised content yet again?

At this point, he should just fire up a stream and tell all. Spit slurs and insults at all of his enemies. Defame everyone who he ever perceived to have wronged him. End the stream with "Peace, peace." Delete his channel and join the Lord's Resistance Army.

Nick, ask yourself this; would you rather become old, broke and forgotten or go out as a lolcow legend?

 

[saiyanprincess]

I was going to sleep early tonight but sigh... I can't turn away from a train wreck

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He's supposedly streaming tonight:

Edit: did he write es6 but mean dragon age? What a smooth brain retard.

 

[AnOminous]

No normal person would do any of it. Everything Rekieta does is proof of mental retardation. Back in the day, he would have been locked in a care home and force-fed slop while sadistic nurse/guards used him for their sexual pleasure.

Imagine being as weak as Rekieta. We can just tell him he's not allowed to stream and he obeys us.

Prove this wrong and stream you fucking gay fag passive homosexual!

Otherwise we own you. You literally can't stream without our permission.

 

[3MMA]

Sadly it is paywalled behind Karl's Patreon.

These hanger ons to the Balldoverse, (like Karl & Geno currently are) haven’t figured out that they’re killing any new audiences before they start. Paywall faggots should know to rope ‘em in with the free shows first. Charge monthly for guaranteed extras only. The way they use that paywall, kills their chances from the get go.

Crying about being clipped is also complete faggotry. That’s a compliment & gets eyes on you. No wonder most of them are lucky to pull triple digits. Geno (et al) with 150 live views. Never bothered to watch (or clip) Karl.

I hear the Honorable Judge Pussy Liquor is a big fan of The Steel Toe Morning Show. She's doing the right thing.

“Damn straight, son. Fuck them faggot Rekieta’s & that lyin’ whore April too. I’m a ToeBoy type o gal.”

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick's title is says

"We lost a hero: Matthew Harris."

https://www.courthousenews.com/former-philosophy-professor-who-sent-threatening-manifesto-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity/

I assume he's talking about this crackhead who was coo coo for cocopuffs?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's title is says

"We lost a hero: Matthew Harris."

https://www.courthousenews.com/former-philosophy-professor-who-sent-threatening-manifesto-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity/

I assume he's talking about this crackhead who was coo coo for cocopuffs?

I can only assume so. Nick spent a year mocking a cracked out schizo UCLA professor. Very classy

 

[Train Operator]

He's supposedly streaming tonight:
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Edit: did he write es6 but mean dragon age? What a smooth brain retard.

if he actually shows up his jannies are gonna be sweeping hard. no way does he want to answer any questions about how Aaron got nudes of his wife to "revenge porn" with and have to admit he's a bigger cuck then maddox.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's title is says

"We lost a hero: Matthew Harris."

https://www.courthousenews.com/former-philosophy-professor-who-sent-threatening-manifesto-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity/

I assume he's talking about this crackhead who was coo coo for cocopuffs?

Back before everyone knew how much of a piece of shit Nick was he regularly read excepts from Matthew's insane manifesto and called it "unbreaded" due to the frequency that word appeared in it.

He treated it like it was a sermon I think and called it the "holy unbreaded". He may have worn a pope hat too.

 

[Lemondale]

He wont show up, he blasphemed. He's no longer a pope, hes gonna get burned alive at the stakes.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick shall not stream.

So it is written, so it shall be (not) done. We have spoken. He will listen.

Edit: Sober by the way.