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tldrHi doomers in the thread! Does life have you down? Does all hope seem lost? Do you feel demoralized and neutered by the powers that be? Do you need something to help you cope with the horrors of modern society?
Well I have just the thing for you.
Introducing the clownpill.
You too can learn to avoid dooming by disrespectfully laughing in the face of your oppressors, and making them very mad in the process.
Here are a few wisdoms birthed from the clownpill for you to use in your daily lives:
"Haitian vodou ooga boogas have historically done horrible things to animals, you uneducated shitstain."
"All glowies are retarded, bitchmade, and traitorous dogs who rely on ignorance of Constitutional laws to bully people into submission."
And of course, one to use if you feel especially spicy:
"You will never be a woman no matter how much makeup you put on, you ugly faggot. Cope and SEETHE."
The clownpill! Try it today!
One of my favorite goddamn videos on the internet. It's so well put together and it just speaks to me on a spiritual, perhaps religious level. Honk honk!
I like calling em silly billies! They get downright mad if you call em something like that,calling them fruits works too."You will never be a woman no matter how much makeup you put on, you ugly faggot. Cope and SEETHE."
a social work major being a dumpy roastie obsessing about guns, poor black dindu nuffins, and jews is just the norm. no direct fed involvement required. they already groomed her through social media and public schoolher face doesn't look like the fresh face of a college student but someone in their mid to late 30s perhaps
turn off the internet. do some work on a hobby or something that doesn’t involve 4chan or kiwi farms or other ragebait havens. work more on a side hustle. read a book written before the 90s. cook some good food. visit your local cemetery and ponder mortalityYour not helping. Your not having empathy with my problem.
Nowadays I don't use the main YT site and I also use ad blocker, so I normally do not see YT ads. But when visiting family, we saw some YT vids on a "smart" TV, with no ad blocker. 2 unskippable ads: one of Harris, the other of a Democrat state governor candidate. I hear Republican ads are skippable -- assuming YT even allows them of course.
That’s because Democrats are more willing to protect corporate interests than Republicans at this point. Even in 2020, Democrats had more mega donors than Republicans. The populist surge within the Republican Party has made corporate less willing to back Republicans, because the immigration stances don’t benefit corporate (especially if H1B gets slashed).YT really wants the Democrats to win the elections. Seems Republican ads -- if any -- can be skipped, while Democrat ads are unskippable.
I miss when major websites were fairly apolitical. Or at least when it seemed that way.
Why in the world would you be optimistic? They have successfully done the same thing three times in a row now, and nobody has presented any effective way to stop them from doing it a fourth. They have made it very clear they're intending to do it again by swapping out Biden (whom nobody would believe could win after that debate performance) with someone who received literally 0 votes but is a DEI hire (so they can claim the non-sexist non-racists won).Guys, I need your help. Ever since the results of the 2022 midterms there has been a segment of my mind of blackpill depression cynicism going on in the back of my mind. I want to be fully optimistic like I was in 2016 but I just can't. I need your help convincing me we got this and they will not take away our hope unlike what has happen in the last three times.
Should I turn this into a deep thoughts topic?
Guys, I need your help. Ever since the results of the 2022 midterms there has been a segment of my mind of blackpill depression cynicism going on in the back of my mind. I want to be fully optimistic like I was in 2016 but I just can't. I need your help convincing me we got this and they will not take away our hope unlike what has happen in the last three times.
Should I turn this into a deep thoughts topic?
You need to understand something.Your not helping. Your not having empathy with my problem.
There's a bright spot in that sea of crazy. Harder now to convince conservative voters to vote "liberal": they can see that any such attempt is propaganda and manipulation.I need your help convincing me we got this and they will not take away our hope unlike what has happen in the last three times.
Nobody takes away muh hope but muhself you finnochioGuys, I need your help. Ever since the results of the 2022 midterms there has been a segment of my mind of blackpill depression cynicism going on in the back of my mind. I want to be fully optimistic like I was in 2016 but I just can't. I need your help convincing me we got this and they will not take away our hope unlike what has happen in the last three times.
Should I turn this into a deep thoughts topic?
Leave the Thunderdome. Go read the off-topic threads and get yourself some thunks about things in the world. Go read the lolcow threads and laugh at the absurdity documented there, and those who take it too seriously.Your not helping. Your not having empathy with my problem.
You’re wrong here, it’s those that have always loved and wanted war. Take a look at twitter and how it’s that demographic hawking for us to go to open all out war against Russia. Or look up the white feather brigade.The AWFLs are actually super worried about WWIII, and she is all but saying she wants the war to happen....
I just realized something; the implication of this, with Canada being north of the USA, is that Canada is really just a bonus level.You know how in some video games, if you die during the boss fight, you have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level?
I think deportation should work like that. Send folks back to the very, very southernmost tip of South America. "Now you get to try New Game+!"
You need to understand something.
Everything you see is scripted. Nothing you do or say will affect anything. Even if you somehow beat the game and managed to pull off an unscheduled assassination of a ley figure, they would simply be replaced and then your actions will be used to justify draconian security measures for the future. They are in complete control and they have been since the day this nation was founded because they are in fact the Government.
Nothing you see is real outside of random traffic accidents and electrical fires. Everything is planned.
You need to understand all of this so that you will stop ruining your own mental health by trying to save the world. You won't. You can only save yourself. Nobody else on Earth will believe what you know so you have to learn to forget. Your reward for forgetting will be a new life, a much happier life.
I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.Guys, I need your help. Ever since the results of the 2022 midterms there has been a segment of my mind of blackpill depression cynicism going on in the back of my mind. I want to be fully optimistic like I was in 2016 but I just can't. I need your help convincing me we got this and they will not take away our hope unlike what has happen in the last three times.
Should I turn this into a deep thoughts topic?
Not everything is planned, nor do "they" have full control. COVID and other shitstorms that happen is proof enough that they don't have as much control as jaded schizoids want to believe. Don't listen to people like this, they are the type to allow horrible people to take control and facilitate brutal regimes and status quo's. It's lazy to believe that there is some draconian conspiracy that always wins, because human nature essentially demolishes that idea. No one is perfect and our government has slipped up many many times. Whether or not they will finally pay the price and be held accountable is unknown, but they are not some perfect satanic death kabal.Nothing you see is real outside of random traffic accidents and electrical fires. Everything is planned.
Did not want to touch da poopooDammit. Of the all the times for North Koreans to not torture a foreigner, why'd it have to be