Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Easy J]

His beaten and gangraped girlfriend doesn't even exist to him anymore. No mention. The toy is the gravitational center of his universe.

 

[Raxxinator]

Once I get my man cave finished, I'm planning on picking up a set up that mimics a hornet and go full sim. It's a blast for some people

When I heard of racing rigs my first thought was “the fuck, just drive a real car, or go to an arcade,” but after seeing some of the insane setups that are out there, I can kinda see the appeal now. I would genuinely have the time of my life trying to work a racing rig while having a good acid trip.

The prices of some of them are still outrageous to me, but I guess it’s in the same vein as an expensive gaming PC setup. Making big money means buying big toys for yourself, not that Chance would understand what that’s like.

Rigday stream was underwhelming, to say the least.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

lmao flexing a hi-point.

... And believing it to be 9mm after seeing the muzzle this close:

Could be an AK-47 converted to 5.45x39, though...

 

[Londo]

... And believing it to be 9mm after seeing the muzzle this close:

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Could be an AK-47 converted to 5.45x39, though...

That looks like serious military hardware. Possibly some kind of tactical nuclear launcher or some kind of nano-drone field gun.

Cyrax is in real danger here. Those are capable of turning crap shacks in to dust in mere seconds.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

I imagine the rig saga will last a few days. We didn't even get a proper end to the taylor arc. Rax just didn't care that she got raped and shit lol

CWC did this in one of his later fake girlfriend arcs. I think, deep down, that lolcows know it's a fake, but they just either keep up the game due to pride or convince themselves that they're wrong, this one *has* to be real. Even though they have this other feeling telling them it's not.

 

[Londo]

CWC did this in one of his later fake girlfriend arcs. I think, deep down, that lolcows know it's a fake, but they just either keep up the game due to pride or convince themselves that they're wrong, this one *has* to be real. Even though they have this other feeling telling them it's not.

Has Cyrax ever had an equivalent of Bluespyke?

 

[SaltyFanta]

The obese guy with the Naruto mask dropping his phone is a great comedic touch. It's a perfect combination, and struggling to cough through his mask after hitting his vape is the icing on top.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

CWC did this in one of his later fake girlfriend arcs. I think, deep down, that lolcows know it's a fake, but they just either keep up the game due to pride or convince themselves that they're wrong, this one *has* to be real. Even though they have this other feeling telling them it's not.

It's the lolcow cost-benefit analysis.

If the rig is real: free rig yay
If the rig is fake: your only cost has been hours of your life expended acting like a retard online.

No effort made to deduce the likely probability of either scenario.

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

When I heard of racing rigs my first thought was “the fuck, just drive a real car, or go to an arcade,” but after seeing some of the insane setups that are out there, I can kinda see the appeal now. I would genuinely have the time of my life trying to work a racing rig while having a good acid trip.

The prices of some of them are still outrageous to me, but I guess it’s in the same vein as an expensive gaming PC setup. Making big money means buying big toys for yourself, not that Chance would understand what that’s like.

Rigday stream was underwhelming, to say the least.

Actual simulator cockpits are cool. The thing in that video Marty was playing looked like something Gin Rummy would be very disapproving of.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

Has Cyrax ever had an equivalent of Bluespyke?

Not a real long term one like that, no. I think this arc has components of the bluespyke saga, but done Marty's way (retarded).

.. And believing it to be 9mm after seeing the muzzle this close:
Could be an AK-47 converted to 5.45x39, though...

Finally watched the video. Dude was playing with the breach on screen while cyraxx was there, does he really think guns work that way; you have to load every bullet individually? I can't remember the specs on his "custom bolt action .22 sniper", but i think it's mag-fed, right? So much for military bratraxx.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Lame stream, no good raxxout compared to the last one tbh. Sallly and Ed must be wrangling real hard.

Raxx rages are addictive like crack the more you watch the more is required to enjoy the rage. I prefer a weekly big rage than one every day tbh.

 

[souschef]

That looks like serious military hardware. Possibly some kind of tactical nuclear launcher or some kind of nano-drone field gun.

Those moobs of his were the real hardware

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

I literally spent all night at work muttering to myself "HEY NIGGERLOVER" "HOOK NOSED KIKE" like a fucking gimp. What is wrong with me?

Also yeah that stream sucked cock, they definitely drugged the fuck out of him. Funniest thing on there was

*SQUAWK* MARTYS A BITCH! *SQUAWK* MARTYS A BITCH!

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

Finally watched the video. Dude was playing with the breach on screen while cyraxx was there, does he really think guns work that way; you have to load every bullet individually? I can't remember the specs on his "custom bolt action .22 sniper", but i think it's mag-fed, right? So much for military bratraxx.

FFS, I got struck with gun autism, and scrubbed through this potato quality clip of Raxx threatening the vullies with his .22 rifle. I'm fairly confident that the rifle is a Marlin "Little Buckaroo", a single-shot .22 intended for kids, so a very fitting firearm for Chance.

The "nine milli Hi-Point" seen in the latest stream is actually a Umarex BB pistol. The fact that the buddy troll fiddles with the tip-up barrel and Raxx still believes it to be a real firearm makes me again wonder whether the goblin is more delusional or retarded.

Finally, one classic screenshot from the Raxx clip:

Spoiler

"You wanna get dangerous retarded, Marty? We can get retarded."

 

[anliteralidiot]

What is wrong with me?

You caught the same disease as the rest of us. You got raxxinated.

Or autism.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

FFS, I got struck with gun autism, and scrubbed through this potato quality clip of Raxx threatening the vullies with his .22 rifle. I'm fairly confident that the rifle is a Marlin "Little Buckaroo", a single-shot .22 intended for kids, so a very fitting firearm for Chance.

Ah, it is single shot. I thought it had a small magazine, from a similar gun I had as a kid. (Savage arms something something). Great find! It's a pain in the ass to dredge through all that stuff, so much appreciated.

The "nine milli Hi-Point" seen in the latest stream is actually a Umarex BB pistol. The fact that the buddy troll fiddles with the tip-up barrel and Raxx still believes it to be a real firearm makes me again wonder whether the goblin is more delusional or retarded.

Goddamn, gun autism on point today. It was hilarious with the argument over the front sight being orange "The tip of the barrel is orange, that means it's a toy!!" "No, you vitch, that means it's a hi-point!".

 

[Meat Target]

Ah, it is single shot. I thought it had a small magazine, from a similar gun I had as a kid. (Savage arms something something). Great find! It's a pain in the ass to dredge through all that stuff, so much appreciated.


Goddamn, gun autism on point today. It was hilarious with the argument over the front sight being orange "The tip of the barrel is orange, that means it's a toy!!" "No, you vitch, that means it's a hi-point!".

You don't need guntism to see that that's not a 9mm.

 

[Pennypacker]

There's a niche market for everything buddy. From immersive racing/cockpit gaming rigs, to....whatever the fuck else chance could want. Maybe a VR love doll?

When I heard of racing rigs my first thought was “the fuck, just drive a real car, or go to an arcade,” but after seeing some of the insane setups that are out there, I can kinda see the appeal now. I would genuinely have the time of my life trying to work a racing rig while having a good acid trip.

The prices of some of them are still outrageous to me, but I guess it’s in the same vein as an expensive gaming PC setup. Making big money means buying big toys for yourself, not that Chance would understand what that’s like.

Rigday stream was underwhelming, to say the least.

I didn't realize there was a market for these things, I apologize.

HEY RIGGER LOVERS

 

[RaxxScholar]

FFS, I got struck with gun autism, and scrubbed through this potato quality clip of Raxx threatening the vullies with his .22 rifle. I'm fairly confident that the rifle is a Marlin "Little Buckaroo", a single-shot .22 intended for kids, so a very fitting firearm for Chance.

If you care enough to look, I think there is a cease and desist letter Gordon sent to chance, as well as a police report Gordon made that lists model number and S/N of the custom bolt action .22 sniper.

 

[Amewsed]

The obese guy with the Naruto mask dropping his phone is a great comedic touch. It's a perfect combination, and struggling to cough through his mask after hitting his vape is the icing on top.

Shades of the classic shock master wrestling bit from way back in the day.

Chance is as deplorable a human being as there is.