Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[postfeetpls]

3. How can we get our boy over to serbia?

North Macedonia is the better choice, nobody would look for him there. They even had to change their name because of a copyright strike by the Greeks. Since then, the only people in the whole world who occasionally remember North Macedonia exists are the Bulgarians when declining their EU membership pleas.

Put Bossman there and he's set for life. With his weekly Chips juicers he can build a formidable castle in an up-and-coming village populated entirely by Russian and Ukrainian draft dodging software engineers, and English retirees with nice new houses.

 

[Burl McMillan]

And you could chuck it all
My empire of juice
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

 

[gogeta77]

AI made horrors

 

[Magnificent Penis]

niggers are gonna play with him more than they play basketball

Can you stop thinking about gay sex with blacks for 5 minutes in your life or is it too much to ask? Fuck, I thought Mutt's Law was just a joke but apparently it's a fundamental law of nature.

 

[CrunkLord420]

None of this would have happened if he had just played poker.

 

[Stan]

Austin confirms my central thesis about Kiwi Farms once again: I feel better about my own life problems looking at this guy. I think a lot of people do.

 

[Monopolywheel]

AI made horrors

Cancer hands

None of this would have happened if he had just played poker.

Still needs to learn that

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Late as fuck to this party, he was caught in possession of crack cocaine and never made his court date? What happened? I have been working like 60+ hours a week and not able to keep up with all the cows.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Late as fuck to this party, he was caught in possession of crack cocaine and never made his court date? What happened? I have been working like 60+ hours a week and not able to keep up with all the cows.

He got arrested for crack when Ratdad called the cops on him. But can Austin smoke crack and still beat a piss test? I bet he can! First piss test... and hes still free LETS GOOO!

OKAY, DONT GET CLEAN YET, JUST ONE MORE PISS TEST, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STILL FREE BOYS!

ONE MORE ONE MORE... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....

THESE PISS TESTS ARE SQUIRTING BOYS, DAMN THAT FREEDOM NICE!

Never quit on a heater! Bossmom didnt raise no bitch, one more hot piss test and he will get clean JUST ONE MORE AND...

He just fucking got arrested and lost it all, this shit is so wrong. They were sitting there, pisswatching just looking for ANY signs of crack like a bunch of fucking WEIRDOS.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

He got arrested for crack when Ratdad called the cops on him. But can Austin smoke crack and still beat a piss test? I bet he can! First piss test... and hes still free LETS GOOO!

OKAY, DONT GET CLEAN YET, JUST ONE MORE PISS TEST, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STILL FREE BOYS!

ONE MORE ONE MORE... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....

THESE PISS TESTS ARE SQUIRTING BOYS, DAMN THAT FREEDOM NICE!

Never quit on a heater! Bossmom didnt raise no bitch, one more hot piss test and he will get clean JUST ONE MORE AND...

He just fucking got arrested and lost it all, this shit is so wrong. They were sitting there, pisswatching just looking for ANY signs of crack like a bunch of fucking WEIRDOS.

OK hold the phone here. He pissed dirty? For cocaine alkaloids? I'm not a Dr. but IIRC that shit stays in your system for typically 48 hours and it's gone. He KNEW he had to show up for a piss test and smoked a rock less than two days prior? There are a handful of ways to beat that test I probably shouldn't post, not to mention.

Also Ty for catching me up.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

What are FIOAs like in VA? Would love to see the bodycam footage of the arrest. Even if it's boring it's always interesting watching a minor E celeb get slapped with some iron bracelets and watch reality actually hit them for a moment.

 

[Heydrich]

Reflecting back on our discussion on whether the door would be smashed before or after being installed, we really were naive to assume it could only be either of these two outcomes.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

OK hold the phone here. He pissed dirty? For cocaine alkaloids? I'm not a Dr. but IIRC that shit stays in your system for typically 48 hours and it's gone. He KNEW he had to show up for a piss test and smoked a rock less than two days prior? There are a handful of ways to beat that test I probably shouldn't post, not to mention.

Also Ty for catching me up.

As a daily bossman enjoyer I can tell you that he cannot go one day without drugs. Not a single goddamn day. He is hitting cocaine (in all it's forms) and THC all the time. Some times he does it on camera with the THC, he tends to try to be more discreet when he is tweaking on crack but you can tell from his behavior and the burns on his hands (he once also recorded all the aluminum foil in his bedroom, I'm no crack expert but I assume it's used in lieu of a pipe and why his hands are burned and black all the time).
tl;dr: Austin can't not do drugs for even a single day, 48 hours is plenty.

 

[Kees H]

What are FIOAs like in VA? Would love to see the bodycam footage of the arrest. Even if it's boring it's always interesting watching a minor E celeb get slapped with some iron bracelets and watch reality actually hit them for a moment.

From just two pages back:

I tried bros, I tried.

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[Maniac Maniac]

rat cops and rat prisons in a rat society... free my nigga NOW!

 

[Josh_can_sock_me]

Austin confirms my central thesis about Kiwi Farms once again: I feel better about my own life problems looking at this guy. I think a lot of people do.

Me: didn't pass the bar
Austin: behind bars

 

[DSP for president 2032]

OK hold the phone here. He pissed dirty? For cocaine alkaloids? I'm not a Dr. but IIRC that shit stays in your system for typically 48 hours and it's gone. He KNEW he had to show up for a piss test and smoked a rock less than two days prior? There are a handful of ways to beat that test I probably shouldn't post, not to mention.

I know you can buy a fake penis to piss through at a lot of shops that sell drug paraphernalia, including online ones, depending on your country. I think it's fine to discuss such things here, unless you mean to keep the Glowies in the dark about them.

I can tell you that he cannot go one day without drugs. Not a single goddamn day.

Hit the nail on the head there. He cannot even delay gratification long enough to bank hundreds of thousands of dollars and buy himself a car, so he definitely cannot come up with schemes to evade detection by a drug test, much less actually stop using drugs.

Austin is like a thought experiment that people in academia come up with: What would a guy with no free will look like?

 

[Elysian]

OK hold the phone here. He pissed dirty? For cocaine alkaloids? I'm not a Dr. but IIRC that shit stays in your system for typically 48 hours and it's gone. He KNEW he had to show up for a piss test and smoked a rock less than two days prior? There are a handful of ways to beat that test I probably shouldn't post, not to mention.

Also Ty for catching me up.

He was smoking weed as well and I’m pretty sure that lingers in your system for at least a week or two. Bail conditions like that tend to include a “no intoxicants” rule even if the stuff in question is legal to do (hence why Rekeita had to hide all his booze). So even if he successfully stopped doing crack (which he obviously didn’t lmao) the weed consumption would have still sunk him.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So, how long do you guys think he's looking at?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So, how long do you guys think he's looking at?

Probably 7-8 inches