Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

TheNazgulKing said:
Calm down, Colton. Just think about how much fun you're going to have at Everfree Northwest 2025.

Oh, I guess you won't. My bad.
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go fuck yourself. i would defraud everfree northwest a million times over for my wrongful banishment and them catering only to the rich. they also make the rich waste their money on worthless charities. if i were rich i'd spend all that fortune on myself and not blow it on people i could give a fuck less about. charity is just a way for rich people to gloat about how rich they are to waste that money and look good for their ego pretending that they gave a fuck bout people when they should only focus on their own like anybody else should
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
go fuck yourself. i would defraud everfree northwest a million times over for my wrongful banishment and them catering only to the rich. they also make the rich waste their money on worthless charities.
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U mad Colton? Yeah, you mad.

Saladfingy05 said:
if i were rich i'd spend all that fortune on myself and not blow it on people i could give a fuck less about. charity is just a way for rich people to gloat about how rich they are to waste that money and look good for their ego pretending that they gave a fuck bout people when they should only focus on their own like anybody else should
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But you're never going to be rich, so it doesn't matter what you do.

Ah well, I suppose you can always jerk off to Twilight Sparkle porn. Oh, wait, you can't.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
go fuck yourself. i would defraud everfree northwest a million times over for my wrongful banishment and them catering only to the rich. they also make the rich waste their money on worthless charities. if i were rich i'd spend all that fortune on myself and not blow it on people i could give a fuck less about. charity is just a way for rich people to gloat about how rich they are to waste that money and look good for their ego pretending that they gave a fuck bout people when they should only focus on their own like anybody else should
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Listen up good Armando Locoman, you'll never be rich, nor will you ever be a woman. So there is no need for your little what-if scenario argumentation.
Back to more interesting matters, how is your relationship with your parents?
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
if i were rich i'd spend all that fortune on myself and not blow it on people i could give a fuck less about. charity is just a way for rich people to gloat about how rich they are to waste that money and look good for their ego pretending that they gave a fuck bout people when they should only focus on their own
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says the welfare leech
 
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Looks like Everfree Northwest 2025 just updated their page.

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You could've looked forward to Everfree Northwest 2025 if you just ignored Joseph instead of sperging out at him and threatening to slash his tires. I don't know what you thought showing them your thread would prove.

But keep saying shit like this Comrade Colton
Saladfingy05 said:
i would defraud everfree northwest a million times over for my wrongful banishment and them catering only to the rich.
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I'm sure this will really help your case against Joseph with the Everfree staff.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
You could've looked forward to Everfree Northwest 2025 if you just ignored Joseph instead of sperging out at him and threatening to slash his tires. I don't know what you thought showing them your thread would prove.

But keep saying shit like this Comrade Colton

I'm sure this will really help your case against Joseph with the Everfree staff.
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They wrongly banned me for defending and standing up to him and you horrible kiwis. I did 100% absolutely nothin wrong including my revenge I so desperatly need/wanted and sadly didn't get
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
They wrongly banned me for defending and standing up to him and you horrible kiwis. I did 100% absolutely nothin wrong including my revenge I so desperatly need/wanted
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Yes it's our fault you doxed him, it's our fault that you had a history of being a sex pest towards goth e girls, and it's our fault you posted your nudes to Xitter and we found them and posted them because of your butchered amhole.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
They wrongly banned me for defending and standing up to him and you horrible kiwis. I did 100% absolutely nothin wrong including my revenge I so desperatly need/wanted
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How are you standing up to him? He's cut you off and wants nothing to do with you. You're the one going up to him and starting shit. You started this thread because you thought we would pounce on him and mock him the way we're mocking you now. I also don't know what you expect telling staff you want "revenge" because much like admitting to scamming them or wanting to slash Joseph's tires, I don't see how that helps your case.

It's incredible how rent free Joseph lives in your head Colton.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
How are you standing up to him? He's cut you off and wants nothing to do with you. You're the one going up to him and starting shit. You started this thread because you thought we would pounce on him and mock him the way we're mocking you now. I also don't know what you expect telling staff you want "revenge" because much like admitting to scamming them or wanting to slash Joseph's tires, I don't see how that helps your case.

It's incredible how rent free Joseph lives in your head Colton.
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He did this thread to me and caused all this shit to happen
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
He did this thread to me and caused all this shit to happen
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Buddy, you started this thread and you opened your PA request with this:
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I used to pretend to be friends with this one blob (Joesph Martin) just so I could go to conventions, get free food n help with travel to concerts and conventions. I always found him repulsive and I pitied this lolcow and it’s why I tried to be his friend for a few years but I had enough of his antics. I warned him if he quit being my friend that I would put him up on kiwifarms but did the deathfat cow listen to me? Noooo he did not and now we all get to laugh at him. I offered him friendship but he betrayed me and spat in my face for me wanting him tryin to better himself. Misery misery misery is what he has chosen.
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And everyone will know this is the first post in the thread because in my post that was inserted after the fact, it clearly says:
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While reading this OP, keep in mind that it is retroactive.
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Joseph doesn't even make a post in this thread until the second page. How did he start it?
 
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