Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

So, just bringing this up because I feel like punching a whore head-on and I covered it recently: Have you ever taken the time to re-read the Mallorie Nasrallah posts? If you're not familiar, Quinn had a pretty bizarre stint in softcore pornography that came out during GG's heyday. When it first emerged, the allegations were so surreal as to border on parodic, but knowing what we do now, if anything the post was underselling things.

Let's lead off with the Facebook post that started it all:



TL;DR: Quinn repeatedly claimed to have killed a man who tried to rape her (which is even more bizarre she made basically the same claim less than a month before and "couldn't remember what happened" because she had "blacked out"), posed for a photo shoot that didn't go well, the Photographer tried to salvage it, Quinn decided, apropos of nothing, that the photographer who had just put herself in the hole even setting up the photo shoot (for which Quinn was no help whatsoever, natch) was not allowed to use any of the photographs she had just spent time and many hours putting together for Deviant Nation (the site they worked for). To add insult to injury, Quinn had begun shit-talking the photographer to other Deviant Nation models (ones who knew better, thankfully), and alerted Nasrallah to the fact that Quinn was actively trying to sabotage her career for no particular reason.

Nasrallah would later go on to post the email exchange between her and Quinn. See if you can spot any familiar details:

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This is an amazing email, and explains a lot. Suffice to say, we see the prototype of Quinn circa GG here: manipulative, destructive, charming when she wants to be, and willing to flat-out destroy other people for no particular reason. In this case, Quinn had made up all kinds of bullshit stories about a photographer that was just doing their job and seemingly solely to stir up drama that she could milk.

While I know a lot of us following her are big on Quinn's hilariously cringe-worthy current content, I encourage you all to take a trip back to the past and look into her background, because seriously, you have to see this shit. Quinn has left a trail of hilariously fucked-up interpersonal drama her wake that has made her shockingly easy to track, and it's definitely worth your time if you want a good laugh and more insight on why Quinn fucking deserves to be covered by the Farms, even if you completely remove the involvement of Gamergate.

So in essence, Zoe Quinn is a stupid spoiled whore who is now getting caught with using her privilege as a white woman to get fame and fortune through unethical means because it's easier to suck 3 inches than to type code for 3 hours.

I still want to end every twitter post of hers with "after sucking dick."
 
People aren't making a big deal about No Man's Sky because the developers are straight white dudes. They're making a big deal because the concept of a massive, Minecraft-esque open-world exploration game with 18 quintillion planets is way more interesting than a text adventure about depression.
 
People aren't making a big deal about No Man's Sky because the developers are straight white dudes. They're making a big deal because the concept of a massive, Minecraft-esque open-world exploration game with 18 quintillion planets is way more interesting than a text adventure about depression.
That and the lies and ambiguity. If Hello Games were honest about NMS, there'd be no large scale protest.

Hell, at the very least they could've said something after launch.
 
That and the lies and ambiguity. If Hello Games were honest about NMS, there'd be no large scale protest.

Hell, at the very least they could've said something after launch.

It's actually a fairly similar situation. Zoe quinn fucks people, journalists hyper her and her game, people get made and shitty journalism. Journalists attack audience.

No mans sky, skips the fucking people stage, Journalists help mega hype the game, Game tanks, Journalists fail to do their job and ask questions, audience gets mad at shitty journalists, Journalists attack audience.
 
Damn, Chelsea has no shame. She's equating the backlash against the creator of No Man's Sky over-hyping his game to the backlash against the shit she's been pulling since she wormed her way into the gaming scene. Is there nothing she can't make all about her?
No,no she can not.

which is kinda what she has to do because she can't make anything worth a fuck.
 
She's not content with scamming a bunch of money off kickstarter. We have to continue to hear about how hard she had it. Everything has to be about Chelsea at all times.
 
No, Chelsea, this isn't the latest in a string of anti-anything not white male, given Hello Games is basically the distillation of WHITE BRO:

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Sometimes people just hate on shitty products and releases because they're shitty products and releases. Just like some of us just hate on shitty people (see: this forum) without it being a full-on fucking conspiracy. You can stop self-inserting here now and go back to letting whatever sugar daddy is self-inserting himself in you get back to business.
 

"LOL. Isn't Adam Baldwin so sad for still dwelling on something from 2 1/2 years ago?"

I'm sure he's crying about it and wiping his tears with the money he makes from an actual career, as opposed to being a washed up athlete coasting on his d-list fame and a talentless failure who slept her way to top (of a pile of manure)



Hmm...a failed whore with dark circles under the eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by Michael J. Fox during an earthquake...are you sure you didn't accidentally post one of Alison Rapp's selfies, @Hellfire?
 
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