Another fun story I'm almost sure I never posted. This is another technology story but, does not require any understanding of technology. This is many many years ago before I got redpilled on Indians.
>Have pretty decent remote website job, owner is a bit of a douche but we work together for a solid 1.5 years, some little fights, some big fights but within 2 days we always figure it out
>owner wants to improve site speed because he thinks this will improve his SEO ranking or some bullshit and sell more and "magically make us sell more than our competitors"
>Yes it can help but only a little, the proper way to do this is pay a company to write a shitload of articles to hook search results and then just link them back to the sales page, I suggest this and get shot down
>I suggest a caching plugin because they cache shit and improve the speed
>we try it and it works for 99% of the site
>it turns out it does fuck up one single page that nobody gives a fuck about, it has all kinds of janky custom programming in it, and even if you add it to the caching plugin exception list, it does not work
>owner flips nuclear shit claiming that site sales tanked even though it had been down for a month and we had no difference in sales
>makes me turn the caching plugin off
>5 weeks later
>Owner calls me and says we're about to have a huge fight
>Why? It's nothing I did, but he's found "the nicest guy on UpWork" who claims he can magically presto change-o "magically improve the site speed down to 0.5 second load time using a crazy new method"
>If you don't know, UpWork is 99% Indian
>sure enough, it's a street shitter
>StreetShitter wants admin access to the site
>Tell owner this is not happening without a contract because he's just gonna get in there and plant a bomb or just fuck shit up and say I did it
>Owner and I have a big fight, I tell him, don't care, you want to let him in then you do it
>4 days pass of silence and the curry pelts us with "plz let me in : - ) I won't do anything : - )" e-mails
>Owner tells me I am right and asks for alternatives
>As I've told him 1000 times at this point, we can create a copy of the site, let him in there, let him prove he can do it, then ask the steps he took, and we'll do them on our end
>He accepts this and we do just that
>Currynig installs, what else, a caching plugin that he literally just stole and re-named and put his bullshit company name on it.
>This is sadly... legal, as there exist completely free and open source caching plugins
>It works but, same shit, it breaks the one page I mentioned earlier
>Bring this up to owner
>>"Oh see, yeah that page doesn't matter, you were right"
>"So why don't we just install the caching plugin I found months ago?"
>>"It's not magic and shit like the jeet one is"
>"What does that mean?"
>>"idk lol but he sucks my dick so we're gonna do it this way"
>Kill yourself.
>Do a simple scan through the code for some backdoors, logic bombs, etc.
>Find a PHP exec command that is hotlinked to some jeet looking domain
>Sure enough, he's left a backdoor. This is what the jeet does: Let's say he has 10 clients using this piece of shit. All he does is changes the file it execs on his end and he is going to do a PHP die, which means all 10 of his client's entire sites will stop working. Then he'll wait a few days for them to panic and say there is "some update" or some shit and then just blank out the file and remove the PHP die command, the sites will come back, he will bill them "for the work he did".
>Yes, this is what jeets do. The entire reason why they work for free or know to only ask for like $100, is because it's literally just bait to leave a bomb in your site so they can make $50 off you every 3 months, times 100 for the 100 idiots that fell for it. That's why you never ever ever let jeets in your code. Finding a bomb like this is hard unless you know what you're doing, and especially finding one when they pull the trigger and kill the site so you're under pressure to get it back while being blamed by the owner, is impossible.
>Curries also know that they can look like gods because they will wait for you to give up and then swoop in and turn the site back on and then try to tell the owner you don't know what you're doing.
>Basically imagine if there was a guy at a car dealership running around being a faggot and snipping a critical wire in the engine so cars didn't start, waiting for the owner to show up when everyone is confused, and "magically fixing" each one.
>Call the curry out on this immediately, he immediately realizes he's been caught and breaks off all contact with us, like he does with everyone else who figures it out
>lel
>Owner starts a huge fight with me on this
>tell him to fuck off and that I literally just saved his business
>6 weeks later
>locked out of site and hosting
>Owner tells me to fuck off and that he's "just going to do everything himself from now on"
>I had other clients so I'm not fucked, but I'm sad about this for a while, until...
>2 weeks later
>Owner calls me up crying
>He hired an entire team of stinky jeets off of UpWork
>They all colluded and locked him out of the site
>He called the host but the jeets encrypted it
>Not the type of encryption where the key exists in memory (sometimes hosts can help you if they encrypt it like this where the site is still running but in the background it's encrypted)
>This is the BAD type where the virtual server has already been restarted, the encryption isn't unlocked, so nobody can help him but the jeets
>He begs me to restore the offsite cold backup I thought ahead to make
>Yes, I didn't mention this but, years ago, we had a huge fight about me billing him for 1 hour a month to make an offsite copy, since sometimes hosts get hacked or they just go tits up and delete everything and sell the server, or a pissed off employee deletes everything etc.
>He specifically told me to not do this so he wouldn't have to pay for 1 more hour a month
>I did it anyway, secretly, and just ate the cost and set up backup software to do it
>Nothing exists inside the contract stating I have to give this back, because, also, there is no contract kek
>I can give him the backup if I want, or not
>Decide to... tell him to fuck off
>He starts bawling and begging me to know why
>I tell him that if I did that, you'd hire me back to get us back and things would calm down, as soon as they calm down you'd just hire Indians again, and you've probably done this before
>DING DING DING. He roars at me on the phone, yelling, yes he has done this multiple times before, because he "doesn't like working with programmers like me who constantly live in the real world, he wants to have his dick sucked and be told he's gonna be a billionaire", and in fact, the very reason why I was hired in the first place is because a bunch of stinky jeets fucked up his site before, but those jeets 2 years ago didn't take the full fuck-you-in-the-ass route and encrypt everything, they just deleted one file and thought "lol that will work" and he called the host and they figured it out then fired the jeets.
>Laugh my ass off in his face as he continues to bawl for a while and then hang up.
Little did he know, I had someone else on the inside, working their shitty call center, with no intention to ever get me back in but call-center-based-boi told me what happened next, every 6 months he'd contact me over e-mail. Here's what happened:
>Owner did the classic "I will take ur ass to court" to the jeets, your classic boomer snowflake shit that all snowflake small business owners pull
>He thought this would work as the jeets laughed in his face, as I told him many times, you can't sue them because Indian courts don't give a fuck, that's why I wanted a contract to let the jeet in with the caching shit, at least it would be for my own protection if they fucked shit up... and these jeets did... and even the caching-curry put a backdoor in.
>Owner didn't listen and also the 2-years-ago-jeets tried to fuck him as well.
>Their site was down for an entire month of this and their sales tanked 95% since everything is through the site
Here's where we hit maximum lulz. Call Jesus Christ and ask him to take the wheel, hold onto your butts.
>After realizing his boomer shit won't work, Owner hires someone to re-make the site from scratch.
>Guess what! It's another team of jeets.
>They make a bunch of bullshit photoshopped screenshots
>The owner says this looks scammy and like the site doesn't work, but every time he does this they just suck his dick, and he forgets about it and lets them continue
>"Big Launch Day" of new site comes
>Jeets send him an e-mail saying he's been scammed, fuck u, and pay us 30 grand or, no site
>lul
>lol
>lmao
>Owner pulls more boomer shit and tries to negotiate with the terrorists
>He "gets them down" to 5 grand because he's such a boomer boss, mad respect yo
>He sends the 5 grand
>No site sent back
>lol
>lul
Now kick Jesus over to the passenger side, and let Satan drive for a bit
>All of what I just told you happens THREE, count them, THREE times in a row
>Owner gets THREE different jeet teams to re-make the site, they suck his dick, then hold a bunch of screenshots-that-aren't-actually-a-fucking-website for ransom and demand some huge sum.
>One of the jeets from scam group 1 actually started scam group 3
>He was able to do this because the Owner is actually racist like me and said "you never know with Indians they are all named Raquesh Kumar etc it could be a different guy"
>Owner was planning on retiring in maybe 10-15 years
>He literally gets a reverse mortgage on his house to take back the money he's put in for 20+ years etc because "oh trust me I'll make all the money back in a month" like all boomers say
>Wife leaves him
>The guy on the inside I'm communicating with strongarms his way onto the calls for the third set of jeets and starts screaming "STOP FUCKING LETTING THEM SUCK YOUR DICK ALL THE TIME, YOU'LL LITERALLY LET ANYONE WALK OVER YOU AND SCAM YOU AGAIN IF THEY SUCK YOUR DICK, IT'S AMAZING HOW EASY THAT WORKS ON YOU"
>Call center boi has a dog in the fight here because they are making no money and soon it will dry up and he won't be able to pay him
>They finally hire a new white dude to make the new site, but, that effort goes tits up quick because, no money lul
>years later
>Inside-guy stops sending me updates
>Try to contact him, e-mail has been deleted, phone number goes to VM
>Look up the owner's old address
>House foreclosed
>He is now renting an apartment
>site is still down
>call landlord and ask
>everyone there hates him
>he's making the product they used to have 5 guys he employed, he is doing that all by hand, breaking the rules of the apartment since you're not allowed to produce stuff like that
>he is surviving off of the handful of top customers that literally just looked him up like I did
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So, what have we learned from all this?
1. Indians are super-technology-niggers and don't actually do anything except fake shit and steal shit
2. Never ever ever underestimate the power of how you can get someone to make a catastrophically bad decision if their dick is getting sucked
3. Don't fucking work with Indians or you will lose your business.
4. If you have to work with Indians, get a contract
5. Don't fucking work with Indians you stupid faggot.
6. Super Nuke India then turn around and nuke India again
7. Do... something to Indians, what was it. Oh right, SUPER FUCKING NUKE INDIA TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!