Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

On some level yeah I agree sparky here is almost too dime a dozen run of the mill to be more than at best a mention in the western animation thread like ls mark, maybe am internet famous thread like enter. (The kf equivalent of getting runner up in a cow contest)

On the other he's teetering so close to the edge of full on cross hairs with all the shit foolery he pulls that it's only gonna take one spark to ignite the powder keg and get him his own full on board with possibility a feature on the front page. Imagine the headline; meet saberspark, the newest soylent infused brea a tuber. Reviews cartoons for a living, wastes money on commissions of himself as a furry and a woman. And looks nothing like his online avatar!
 
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A Grey Cat said:
On the other he's teetering so close to the edge of full on cross hairs with all the shit foolery he pulls that it's only gonna take one spark to ignite the powder keg and get him his own full on board with possibility a feature on the front page. Imagine the headline; meet saberspark, the newest soylent infused brea a tuber. Reviews cartoons for a living, wastes money on commissions of himself as a furry and a woman. And looks nothing like his online avatar!
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He's been on the bleeding edge of being a mega cow for over a decade but so far has only been a slow burn personal laughingstock. I have no idea how he's survived so long. My guess is it's because his audience is as depraved as he is and he's never had any push back for anything since that's where most cows start.
 
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Is he self aware?
 
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Viper the rappah said:
HAAHA i remember this faggot. He and saberspark both have cutesy personas but look hideous.
He loooves to make fun of pedos despite looking like one

What he thinks he looks like
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I remember watching one of this guy’s videos out of boredom and in the first minute it became some collab with a tranny with an embarrassingly obvious male voice who used a comically feminine avatar (some sort of pink anime girl, I don’t remember). The two of them also showed a 41%er flag on his avatar to explain how obviously male his voice sounded GEG.
Despite that cringeworthy shit, the dumbsville guy is still better than Steven over here, the thing that sticks with me about this guy is how unwatchable his channel is. He can’t go 2 minutes without some obnoxious sperg rage
 
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At this point sparky is pretty much swimming in the water and the bloods been drawn. There's only two ways a shark attack can go, either you slowly and gently paddle as you tread water and the sharks may get close out of curiosity but won't bite since you're not making too many big waves...or you thrash and flail about making them take a bite which draws more blood then finally gets them frenzied as they tear you to pieces.

Saberspark? if you're lurking in your own prospering grounds thread. I have only this to say to you; the blood's been drawn, and the water's been chummed. Chose how you tread water carefully less you start a feeding frenzy.
 
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Your typical Scout main said:
Moar doggo posting
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Ðamn sparky bad enough you give people fodder to accuse you of being a dog abuser. Do you have to reinforce that by calling it a loser? Possible projection? Hurrm...


And I know people who call their dogs names if they're particularly smooth brained or doofy, but even those people will stick to playful names like goober or goofball not full on loser.
 
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Me waiting for Steven to do something extremely retarded (hurry up you lazy bitch)
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How is it the man has reviewed literal porn (peepoodoo and some sailor moon/ dbz parody that feels too surreal to be real) and yet he's still just a blip in a board that's not open to visitors and the general public yet?

And yet all it took to get matt Burnett back on the shitlist was appearing half nude and showing off his Wolfman hairy body and talk about waifu pillows?
 
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Ðamn sparky bad enough you give people fodder to accuse you of being a dog abuser. Do you have to reinforce that by calling it a loser? Possible projection? Hurrm...


And I know people who call their dogs names if they're particularly smooth brained or doofy, but even those people will stick to playful names like goober or goofball not full on loser.
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I used to refer to my old dog as a Lovecraftian horror as a form of affection
 
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From The Uncanny Valley said:
I used to refer to my old dog as a Lovecraftian horror as a form of affection
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Oh if only you had a cat. Then you could kept Howard's tradition alive.


Still ill give sparky some credit, I can trust he's not molesting that poor dog (for now) and seems to be able to take care of it unlike so many of his ilk.


Like I've said the sharks are circling you sparky...don't splash too hard less you get the teeth.
 
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