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At the request of a fellow kiwi I took another trip through the many archive attempts made by redditors. Although I've looked through them several times this kiwi was right on their assessment that there were things we haven't discussed and chances are I still missed some things.
First, something rather benign. While not confirmed is likely that SSB9's 'character' is names Myles and is between the ages of 9-11.



Yes, is a rather silly detail and one of the many aliases attributed to this entity but I decided to include this for the sake of accuracy. Every 'child' ever presented in any account made by this guy is assigned a name, age and grade.
Another detail to discuss is what is and isn't part of his body. I present you a rather extensive gallery to try to make sense of it.






Most of what follow from here are circumstantial details so I'm going to include the part that made me legit mad right here.

I'm going to stress what most of us have said so far. It seems no feds are involved in this or at least are not taking this seriously, yet fucking redditors 'cross-referenced' SSB9's creepy art to real fucking CP from Australia and New Zealand, two countries he seems obsessed over, and they didn't immediately pass this to the feds or managed to get anything done whatsoever.
Simply watching CP is illegal in the UK and if the NCA really was breathing down this guy's neck, he wouldn't still be taunting you two months later after you started investigating him. Also lol at thinking the FBI has jurisdiction over the UK or websites in Australia and NZ. Feds collab but one can't simply meddle in the other's jurisdiction. And even when they do, it can end like the at least two times the FBI ran CP websites. Either the redditors are lying or they blew their cover so quickly that SSB9 had the chance to not alert any feds of what he was doing. One of those is not possible.
If you aren't mad at redditors right now. SSB9 interacting with child accounts and accounts he followed.






Lemme reiterate, if this man that interacts with children, larps as one and produces creepy af art had a probable link to real CP, we wouldn't be here over 60 pages later talking about how he isn't in jail.
Here's a rule of life, not really for Kiwi Farms users who have proved throughout this thread they have the cool-headedness necessary to approach this subject matter, but for the lurkers and newcomers that are either YouTubers seeking to profit or redditors hungry for blood: if you know or suspect someone has or consumes CP, YOU CALL THE FEDS. Is in their fucking job description to check if someone is doing something illegal or not and they receive enough money as is to make living in your country shit.
Here's another story from 2004 involving a girl and coin-meters I guess, and some other instances of SSB9 enjoying larping as someone that is disgusted by people like himself.








Here's a one directional convo "Stephanie" had. I'm willing to believe that this guy is the kind to never make the first move so he can have plausible deniability.



Writing a song from the perspective a girl being inspired to become an engineer after surviving the '97 Kerrin Point explosion.

Locations in Victoria "Stephanie" claims to have visited.


Two photos I include because they hopefully serve to dox him.


Two schizo posts that feel like breaking character moments. Green is about Elianne Andam.


We close with two significantly less relevant details.

These absolutely cursed comments. At the bottom you can see a column by Justin Welby, an Anglican and member of the House of Lords. What impressive intellectual musings "Stephanie" shared will remain a mystery as the redditor that made this screencap judged it redundant.

To close we've the funniest thing related to SSB9 so far. He has made no secret that he enjoys football but here he shares that he was recognized as a top supporter of MK Dons. While why this is hilarious is pretty obvious to Brits or anyone that follows English football, I'll explain in service of the mostly American audience seeking to expunge SSB9 from free society.
MK Dons is a football club that used to be based in Wimbledon and was relocated to Milton Keynes out of corporate interest by people connected to Walmart-Asda. While the move may not sound worth a fuss in the context of American sports, it was and remains a big deal in England as this level of owner cynicism has yet to be replicated. MK Dons is the most hated club in English football (based on principles, otherwise it would be Millwall) and they have reached a streak of futility while the team that was built by OG fans, AFC Wimbledon, has managed to climb from amateur leagues all the way to the same league MK Dons hasn't been able to progress from, the fourth tier of English football.
I gave you all this context because I find it very funny that one of the top supporters of the most hated football club in England is fucking SSB9. That alone is grounds to disband the club and may suggest he lives in Milton Keynes.
EDIT: Forgot the very funny fact that as of this post MK Dons’ last match was against Doncaster Rovers. This wasn’t intentional on my part.
Even if you think you are a loser (you aren't unless you use Reddit) remember you aren't a paedo pushing 60 that larps as children that hit on each other (and supports MK Dons).

First, something rather benign. While not confirmed is likely that SSB9's 'character' is names Myles and is between the ages of 9-11.



Yes, is a rather silly detail and one of the many aliases attributed to this entity but I decided to include this for the sake of accuracy. Every 'child' ever presented in any account made by this guy is assigned a name, age and grade.
Another detail to discuss is what is and isn't part of his body. I present you a rather extensive gallery to try to make sense of it.







- As you can notice with the looks put back-to-back, he is quite sloppy with his appearance.
- While he has the signature gunt of a degenerate, he looks particularly bloated in the 'School is nice!' story. Several pages ago it was proposed that he could be using a homemade fat suit.
- While the top most SSB9 expert, DoncasterLocal_, claims that he doesn't wear a mask it looks like the two first images in this section have a different mouth than the rest as his upper lip looks normal in every other photo. Is possible he has been slowly acquiring and discarding things from his costume.
- There are two things I noticed just recently about the last two images here. The hat and wig are to replicate a classic girl's school look you may still see in certain academies and the 'Stephanie' look is a lot less common than 'Myles' is for someone that prefers to larp as girls.
Most of what follow from here are circumstantial details so I'm going to include the part that made me legit mad right here.

I'm going to stress what most of us have said so far. It seems no feds are involved in this or at least are not taking this seriously, yet fucking redditors 'cross-referenced' SSB9's creepy art to real fucking CP from Australia and New Zealand, two countries he seems obsessed over, and they didn't immediately pass this to the feds or managed to get anything done whatsoever.
Simply watching CP is illegal in the UK and if the NCA really was breathing down this guy's neck, he wouldn't still be taunting you two months later after you started investigating him. Also lol at thinking the FBI has jurisdiction over the UK or websites in Australia and NZ. Feds collab but one can't simply meddle in the other's jurisdiction. And even when they do, it can end like the at least two times the FBI ran CP websites. Either the redditors are lying or they blew their cover so quickly that SSB9 had the chance to not alert any feds of what he was doing. One of those is not possible.
If you aren't mad at redditors right now. SSB9 interacting with child accounts and accounts he followed.






Lemme reiterate, if this man that interacts with children, larps as one and produces creepy af art had a probable link to real CP, we wouldn't be here over 60 pages later talking about how he isn't in jail.
Here's a rule of life, not really for Kiwi Farms users who have proved throughout this thread they have the cool-headedness necessary to approach this subject matter, but for the lurkers and newcomers that are either YouTubers seeking to profit or redditors hungry for blood: if you know or suspect someone has or consumes CP, YOU CALL THE FEDS. Is in their fucking job description to check if someone is doing something illegal or not and they receive enough money as is to make living in your country shit.
Here's another story from 2004 involving a girl and coin-meters I guess, and some other instances of SSB9 enjoying larping as someone that is disgusted by people like himself.








Here's a one directional convo "Stephanie" had. I'm willing to believe that this guy is the kind to never make the first move so he can have plausible deniability.



Writing a song from the perspective a girl being inspired to become an engineer after surviving the '97 Kerrin Point explosion.

Locations in Victoria "Stephanie" claims to have visited.


Two photos I include because they hopefully serve to dox him.


Two schizo posts that feel like breaking character moments. Green is about Elianne Andam.


We close with two significantly less relevant details.

These absolutely cursed comments. At the bottom you can see a column by Justin Welby, an Anglican and member of the House of Lords. What impressive intellectual musings "Stephanie" shared will remain a mystery as the redditor that made this screencap judged it redundant.

To close we've the funniest thing related to SSB9 so far. He has made no secret that he enjoys football but here he shares that he was recognized as a top supporter of MK Dons. While why this is hilarious is pretty obvious to Brits or anyone that follows English football, I'll explain in service of the mostly American audience seeking to expunge SSB9 from free society.
MK Dons is a football club that used to be based in Wimbledon and was relocated to Milton Keynes out of corporate interest by people connected to Walmart-Asda. While the move may not sound worth a fuss in the context of American sports, it was and remains a big deal in England as this level of owner cynicism has yet to be replicated. MK Dons is the most hated club in English football (based on principles, otherwise it would be Millwall) and they have reached a streak of futility while the team that was built by OG fans, AFC Wimbledon, has managed to climb from amateur leagues all the way to the same league MK Dons hasn't been able to progress from, the fourth tier of English football.
I gave you all this context because I find it very funny that one of the top supporters of the most hated football club in England is fucking SSB9. That alone is grounds to disband the club and may suggest he lives in Milton Keynes.
EDIT: Forgot the very funny fact that as of this post MK Dons’ last match was against Doncaster Rovers. This wasn’t intentional on my part.
Even if you think you are a loser (you aren't unless you use Reddit) remember you aren't a paedo pushing 60 that larps as children that hit on each other (and supports MK Dons).

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