🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

all mah enemies are vahl degenurits! Anyway how funny is it this woman got raped and beaten lol

It's literally impossible to read Ralph's tweets without sounding like PPP now.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph is the kind of guy who thinks of himself as involved in professional wrestling because he paid the other guy to pound him in the bedroom of his Mexican AirBnB.

After he paid him to pound the Horse first. Figured he would have a lower chance of STDs if there was a protective layer of horse shit all over his dick.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Jesus piggertits maybe you should invest in shampoo and wash your dirty greasy dead skin instead of hollering at kiwifarms 24/7. You also look 70, even Harry Morris looks younger than you.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Has anyone checked to see if Ralph has some pajeet in him? He really enjoys poop as much as the pajeets

 

[HackerX]

You also look 70, even Harry Morris looks younger than you.

Well shit, that's because ole Harry "Show Feet" Morris has a lot less to be stressed about nowadays. He's managed to tardwrangle his retarded daughter and no more retarded son-in-law. Yeah, a portion of his bloodline is forever tainted, but he's got other children. It's not like Amanda was a prized horse to begin with. Plus, he seems to enjoy being a grandad in the first place, so I imagine he's the type who believes every child is a blessing. It's really the polar opposite of how Ralph views his children.

Ralph, on the other hand, is stressed every minute throughout the day because he's got so much shit working against him. No money, no friends, no family. He gets fucked with online. He gets fucked with IRL. He's at max levels of the emotional spectrum at all times because he's legitimately a woman. His cortisone levels must be a sight to behold.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Ralph, on the other hand, is stressed every minute throughout the day because he's got so much shit working against him. No money, no friends, no family. He gets fucked with online. He gets fucked with IRL. He's at max levels of the emotional at all times because he's legitimately a woman. His cortisone levels must be a sight to behold.

You're completely wrong. Ralph has a lot to live for. He has us.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

You're completely wrong. Ralph has a lot to live for. He has us.

Jesus Christ at that point I would just kill myself. Ain't no shame in that this far gone.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Jesus Christ at that point I would just kill myself. Ain't no shame in that this far gone.

He's said that spite for us is keeping him alive (so as not to give us the W). I think he might actually be right that we're propping him up but for a different reason. As the poster above noted, Ralph has little going for him: no family outside of humiliating state-supervised visits (a situation for which he has no one to blame but himself), an unfulfilling job of silently watching CNN clips for $5 donos and he's getting to the age where his first love (substance abuse) is giving diminishing returns. He has one advantage that other middle age deadbeats lack however and that is an entire internet forum willing to give him attention.

You know how BossmanJack is (or was ) addicted to the whole cycle of gambling, even/especially the losing? Well, I posit that Ralph's true sustaining addiction is coming on here and reading about himself. The best part from his perspective is that if he senses our attention flagging he can simply get fucked up on stream or talk a bunch of dumb trash on twitter and interest picks back up.

 

[HackerX]

You're completely wrong. Ralph has a lot to live for. He has us.

That's a cruel, yet Ralph's reality. He knows 1000% that the alogs are the only people who will notice or care about his death. I believed him when he won't kill himself to own the alogs because that's the only thing he's got going for him. TBH, it kinda solidifies the "Ralph is a women" idea. Most men would off themselves in his situation.

 

[Targeted Individual]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

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Dude looks like a scrotum with a skin disease

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

He’s such a horrific looking pig monster that the prospect of a colour photo embarrasses him,

Pathetic.

 

[bile demon]

>Denied entry even if you're on time

Literally what the fuck does he mean by this?

Maybe Mexican planes are like rollercoasters.

You can still see his fucked up skin even in the black and white

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Looks like an electron microscope image of a section of an old petri dish.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

We all know why the Copeamale uses a black and white filter... especially at airports

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Is this skin cancer? Does Ralph have carcinomas all over his face?

 

[SargonF00t]

Is this skin cancer? Does Ralph have carcinomas all over his face?

The technical term for what is over his face, is "Face AIDS".

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Is this skin cancer? Does Ralph have carcinomas all over his face?

We aren’t that lucky.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ralph is delusional if he thinks Faith doesn't hate his guts. It's probably just a lot easier for all involved to give Ralph some crumbs from the table every three months.

He doesn’t realize that all Faith being nice “to him” is Faith trying her retarded best to do what’s best for Xander. For all of her failings (and is there a failing for a woman below being gunted?) she does appear to be trying to do her single-mom best for her son.

Ralph thinks it’s a win, but it is. It’s just for Xander and he’s getting table scraps meant for a toddler.

Yes, he’s getting Internet cucked by his own son and he counts this as a win.

 

[Red Frida]

Is this skin cancer? Does Ralph have carcinomas all over his face?

Rosacea, and it occupies a part of his psyche. You see people think it's cozy rozy but it's really Rosacea Rozy.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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View attachment 6441495 No, pedo a-log, it wasn't me who sekturized my child before it bursted out of my ex girlfriends womb, it was the cyber stalker terrorist Dox Moon who did it, a-log. Enjoy Doxbin.

Unless he is admitting finally that he only had his kids to own Josh Moon, everyone knowing absolutely every detail of his private life is entirely Ralph's fault. He literally posted ultrasound pics of Xander to Twitter on their first Ultrasound. None of us would even know Xander exists or Rozy exists without Ralph sharing that information with the entire Internet and he did that because he's a fucking retard.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He doesn’t realize that all Faith being nice “to him” is Faith trying her retarded best to do what’s best for Xander. For all of her failings (and is there a failing for a woman below being gunted?) she does appear to be trying to do her single-mom best for her son.

Ralph thinks it’s a win, but it is. It’s just for Xander and he’s getting table scraps meant for a toddler.

Yes, he’s getting Internet cucked by his own son and he counts this as a win.

So much so that piggy has extremely strong proof of being a massive pussy. He openly brags about his private life, including pretending to care about Xander and Faith. The only person that piggertits care is himself and all priorities are feed to himself.
He is an extremely narcissistic retard that would put away everything and lie just to taunt Josh, including the many hellspawns he gunted and pretends if he was a good dad. He cucked himself to the internet, claiming “wins” back and forth and desperately trying to make money whilst living through the shithole shack in Mexico.

What a sore loser.

 

[Guntkvd]

His DSP beef is so one-sided it's actually sad (pathetic)