Also weird that they would even want him on the podcast. Cultaholic is a pretty large/well-known wrestling YT channel, and I can't imagine having Phil on would have any sort of benefit for them, especially considering that he has nothing to do with wrestling other than his five/six figure contributions to the Scopely game.
I saw this mentioned on one of the 'tractor channels a few minutes before seeing this post, and in the comments someone indicated that Phil has been ridiculed on that channel in the past in some manner. I have no idea if that's true or what the story with that is.
A theory: they decided to parade DSP around like the clown that he is to make some extra money (troll donations) and then be done with him. I for one don't see any indication he is going to be a regular guest on other shows (perhaps Kino if they are not tired of him yet)
So where did the boost from tonight come from? +600 is nuts even for WWE Champions streams, not even special events do this well and from what I saw today there were a lot of tips. Unless this new merge of tips and superchats has finally made it clear how much Phil makes off those, it had to come from somewhere, right? Did KC tweet about Phil or something?
KC/Null paypig by the name of Tettrabax or something wandered over to Phil and started giving a shit ton of money, think he gave 300-400 tonight (gave a few hundred earlier). Then that ellisworth or whatever his name is that's been paypigging like crazy gave 200 tonight.
Those retards better be Saudi princes, otherwise I'm gonna have a real hard time understanding the decadence of throwing hundreds of dollars in front of a pig as a meme.
If you're middle income or actually poor and waste your money on this, I sincerely hope you end up homeless. Scopely can make better use of that cash anyways.
It's wild how trash Champions is, even by gacha game standards. How do you spend over $200 and get literally nothing. In the gacha I play, you would get a shitload of good pulls for that amount of money. I love that some of the more dented members of his audience are also getting addicted. Slayer already is rank 7 or whatever, which I have been told would usually take a couple months FTP, and he did it in two weeks. So far Phil's spent almost $1000 on an alt account in 5/6 streams. Yet we're supposed to believe he hasn't spent six figures plus on his main account. I can't even be mad anymore though because at least he is putting his degeneracy on full display. I still don't understand why he felt the need to lie about still having the DFTR account, but it is Phil so of course he couldn't tell the full truth.
Looks like PPP retweeted him. Tbh the King thing has run its course and at this point PPP and Andy are running the "joke" into the ground. Unless they have something else spectacular planned I think it's long past the time to draw the curtains on this arc. View attachment 6442523
Right now, RTU was talking about Phil (and like Phil explained Phil's behavior without noticing how it all applies also to himself) and Phil replied to Ethan Ralph and came of as the winner (which is very easy against Ethan Ralph). Both things are of the liking of KC and their paypigs, so as long as Phil interacts with these two, he will get at least some partial attention for a while. The fact that Ralph holds grudges forever might even help Phil here.
All this extra money he is making is great,his standards and expectations will be sky high by the end of this.
when it finally dies down he's going to go mental.
more money more tax also that he most likely isn't putting away any money
So a few things of note I have speculated and noticed;
The trash in Panda's office? I have seen no one mention or wonder what it is and I think I may know. We know Khet's domain is downstairs and Phil slipped up and said a while ago that Khet struggles with the stairs. I personally think she just lives downstairs honestly but it never explained trash in that office. I think empty boxes from his Amazon purchases go there along with him putting his DoorDash and paper plates there, he has alluded to staying in the office on days off and I believe he pramarily plays Champions in there.
How dark the new WWEC arc is and how evil Phil is. We know Slayer is now hooked on the game and he wants people to boost his guild but you only can do that by spending and he knows outright how special his audience are but his audience by proxy are predisposed to addictive behavior. That's kinda fucked up when you think about it.
He is getting very cocky with his spending but also forgetting lies and mixing them.
Bonus
I noticed when hdoes a my mo, my wife gaff he always doubles down and in the next couple of sentences will say my wife copiously to correct himself, it is really weird.
This is hands down one of the weirdest comments he's ever made about money, and that's saying a lot considering how much he talks about money. You know he'd go on one hell of a rant if you tried to ask him how tonights tips were somehow less real money compared to any other night.
This is hands down one of the weirdest comments he's ever made about money, and that's saying a lot considering how much he talks about money. You know he'd go on one hell of a rant if you tried to ask him how tonights tips were somehow less real money compared to any other night.
I understand what he was trying to say. He means he is only doing these pulls because he is using money he got from streaming champions. If he had obtained the money through streaming some other game, he would definitely not be spending it all on champions. Obviously it's a retarded lie as usual, but he needs to continue pretending like he isn't terrible with money somehow. It's probably not uncommon for someone streaming a gacha game to use the potential of doing more pulls as an incentive to tip, at least I would imagine this is fairly common; I don't really watch any gacha streams to be honest. Also Phil needs to look into getting some sort of Scopely sponsorship if that is possible, otherwise he is just leaving money on the table for no reason.
Those retards better be Saudi princes, otherwise I'm gonna have a real hard time understanding the decadence of throwing hundreds of dollars in front of a pig as a meme.
If you're middle income or actually poor and waste your money on this, I sincerely hope you end up homeless. Scopely can make better use of that cash anyways.
My tinfoil hat theory is "ironic" Phil fans are donating during Champions as a stupid "gotcha" attempt so they can go to their favorite detractor restreamer/community of choice and talk up how Phil wasted X dollars on Champions, as if we needed anymore proof that Phil pisses away everything on pulls.
Also Phil needs to look into getting some sort of Scopely sponsorship if that is possible, otherwise he is just leaving money on the table for no reason.
I'm sure Scopely could comp a few pulls for every event Phail plays in. Gacha game companies already do this for even the smallest of no-name gacha channels that get Phail's astronomical view numbers of around one thousand because they know that if even one retard from those 1000 views spends at least $20 on that event that they've already made their money back.
KC/Null paypig by the name of Tettrabax or something wandered over to Phil and started giving a shit ton of money, think he gave 300-400 tonight (gave a few hundred earlier). Then that ellisworth or whatever his name is that's been paypigging like crazy gave 200 tonight.
I'm sure Scopely could comp a few pulls for every event Phail plays in. Gacha game companies already do this for even the smallest of no-name gacha channels that get Phail's astronomical view numbers of around one thousand because they know that if even one retard from those 1000 views spends at least $20 on that event that they've already made their money back.
How much of the "fixing the snort fort, finally" check that came in what was it, yesterday, now, is already gone to WWE Champions time for the resold gacha whale account? 'Resale' used by a pigroach meaning, 'I bought the same account back, it's mine again,' of course.
Sooooooooooooo it was khet's real money? Is that why you allegedly had to promise her you wouldn't play anymore only to stab your own wife that you allegedly love so much in the back?
The Champions streams are god awful but the novelty still has me fascinated so I gave last night's stream a watch.
The gist of these streams thus far have been:
Beg for mega pulls
Waste money on mega pulls
Lament on the dogshit he gets from mega pulls
Answering mobile gaming related questions
Here are some clips:
The addiction is strong, and growing even stronger with this new account.
Phil is saying he has been leveling up the alt as he "randomly" decided to log in and get in some dailies.
Phil wants to skip the early game and decided to contact customer support, stating he is a streamer and wants to get to the hype content faster.
Scopely not giving in to his wishes, leveling up his account free of charge, is somehow them preventing him from spending money in the game.
A bit of new phone lore. Phil says he played Dokkan battle for 1.5 years, got his new phone, took a year break and tried logging in again.
This did not work however as it did not link his account to his phone account. That's good news, if those accounts were linked and somebody found out what his username was on there, his family would be in grave danger.
Phil completed all his dailies and couldn't progress any further in the event.
That was until he reminded himself how he could buy these points in the store with his hard earned money.
Phil got 200 dollars from someone called Tetrabax, urging him to do a second mega pull.
Phil is getting cold feet and is afraid this might become a chargeback as the person donated 400 dollars already.
Fear not, he got a 200 dollar superchat shortly after this, did the mega pull and got jack.
A silver lining for those of you getting upset about this:
IT'S ALL FUNNY MONEY BABY, LETS PULL SOME HOGANS
Lowkey my favorite moment from the stream, I laughed so fucking hard at this
Talking about the shirt rip for 1k. Don't be surprised if any of the new dents shell out a couple hundos to see his tits.
It's most likely a OIC style dent using detracter names or KF names to donate to stir drama up here. It's also possibly that it is indeed Null et all donating but it's much more likely to be the former.
Considering Phil has OIC's email memorized by heart and never questions the vast majority of $100 Anon tips, but questioned these, I'm going to say it's the actual Tetrabax (Kiwifarms user btw) who is a cuck to Phil Burnell and not OIC who is also a cuck to Phil Burnell.
How much of the "fixing the snort fort, finally" check that came in what was it, yesterday, now, is already gone to WWE Champions time for the resold gacha whale account? 'Resale' used by a pigroach meaning, 'I bought the same account back, it's mine again,' of course.
I'd expect a 1st place finish in the next few weeks. He should be happy it isn't Halloween with some new Zombie Hogan that's better than the other 10 Zombie Hogans or something, or he'd have sold off Kat for that.
Oh and what is it with this retarded Cultaholics podcast appearance on Wednesday. What in the holy hell does DarksydePhil have to contribute to a WWE podcast.
“Hey, Phil who’s your favorite wrestler. And also, what era of WWE do you like the most.”
“Alright hello everyone, ladies and gentlemen, how are you all doing, my name is DarkSydePhil and today is September the 25th, 2024. In late 2008, I started my channel, darksydephil, Then in mid-2012, something known as This Is How You Don’t Play started and I became the whipping boy, the ire of the internet—“ and so on. And it will be that but for an hour.
I think even the high estimates of what Phil has spent on these damn mobile games aren't high enough. I can't imagine having a more pathetic addiction.
