"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Terrifik]

cross-post

https://archive.ph/wip/Z0rQf

https://x.com/xDaily/status/1837642072649515343

all it took was squeezing starlink.

X did not immediately respond to Forbes’ request for comment, while Musk and the social network’s global government affairs page, which have typically been vocal about the court orders, did not publish any comments or statements Saturday.

Tangent
X came back online in Brazil earlier this week after the platform changed network providers, though the restoration was temporary, according to a tweet from X’s global government affairs page, which noted Wednesday it was working with Brazil’s government to get the platform back up and running. Brazilian Supreme Court Judge Alexandre de Moraes fined X and Musk’s satellite company Starlink more than $920,000 for each day X operated in Brazil following the provider change, according to the BBC, which noted it is unclear if the court will demand payment because X promptly returned to its previous service provider.

Key Background
The decision to comply with the court orders is a 180-degree change from the stance Musk took in recent months as he refused to agree to the supreme court’s demands. Musk and X have openly criticized the Brazilian Supreme Court and Moraes since April, when the platform said it was asked to “block certain popular accounts” in Brazil without proper reason. The demands to block the accounts stemmed from an investigation into “digital militias” accused of spreading disinformation ahead of Brazil’s municipal election this October. Musk said X was specifically asked to remove accounts belonging to journalists and sitting members of Brazil’s parliament, while the platform’s global government affairs page posted sealed court orders and claimed they would impact “not just Brazilians but residents of the United States and Argentina.” Musk called out Moraes on multiple occasions throughout the row, calling for the judge’s resignation and likening his physical appearance to Voldemort, the main antagonist of “Harry Potter.” The conflict eventually spread to Musk’s satellite company Starlink, which had some of its bank accounts frozen in a move designed to prevent it from “conducting financial transactions” in Brazil. Starlink said in a tweet the order was “based on an unfounded determination that Starlink should be responsible for the fines levied unconstitutionally against X.”

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

TIL this exists

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Fits me some cow tools

I've had those and they're okay. its basically a stick of caramel, not crazy sweet either. I like them but its not my first choice.

 

[KateHikes14]

No there are female shaped tools they use.

Is it the mythical feminine penis we've heard so much about?

Honestly more shocked pagers are still a thing when cheapo, burner phones have existed for 20 years now.

Pagers are great, they are less distracting, lower maintenance, and have (before this terrorist attack) presented less of a security risk.

The Friday segment on that cheating vtuber was fucking painful to listen to. The entire time I was thinking "who the fuck are these people and why do we care."

I love when you talk about something your passionate about but trying to describe half remembered vtuber drama is just awful.

What vtuber segment? Did it get cut out in the archives?

 

[National Defense Advocate]

You mentioned CRP a stream or so ago and thought I'd mention another dipshit American tempting fate.
Russell Bentley was captured by Chechens while attempting to render aid to wounded Russian troops, he was then brought to a death camp ran out of an abandoned mine, raped (Chechens are really rapey), tortured and died as a result.

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-charges-soldiers-over-torture-murder-texan-russell-bentley-1956749

Russell was a Russian citizen as well.
They call him a soldier, but that can't be accurate because the guy was almost 70.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Reddit content

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1fl51mw/i_went_into_a_restroom_and_a_man_stopped_his_wife/

https://archive.is/6AyT0

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

26 years ago, one of the most horrific zoosadist videos on the Internet, “Hung Bitch” was posted online (featuring the brutal rape, torture and eventual killing of a dog, who is hung by a noose). The creator is, without a doubt, one of the earliest zoosadists, and zoophiles for that matter to touch the Internet, and his identity has remained a mystery for more than 2 decades... until now. He has been identified by the Kiwi Farms users @Azdy and @Polentic, who put an insane amount of effort into retracing every bit of Internet history about him to conclusively get all of his information.

Andrew Michael Bearsley
'Old Dog' / Bland2 / 'Nevyn'

Zoosadist filmed in the 1998 video Hung Bitch;
One of the earliest zoophiles on the net;
Well-connected individual.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Reddit content

https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1fl51mw/i_went_into_a_restroom_and_a_man_stopped_his_wife/

https://archive.is/6AyT0

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He's not wrong, lmao.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

keffals has fallen
billions must 41%

 

[Azdy]

The creator is, without a doubt, one of the earliest zoosadists, and zoophiles for that matter to touch the Internet, and his identity has remained a mystery for more than 2 decades... until now.

The funniest part is this dude first got unmasked because he used some weird phrases and words. Specifically "whocha", whatever the fuck that means. It's even dumber than the ice cream doxxing of Woof, all the nigga had to do was not make up words

 

[Ombatubus]

Nublybros... it was gay tools all along... [A]

They often use strong rubber bands to geld bulls and horses. I assumed the """wife""" was supposed to have a dick; using the bands to hide it or geld xerself.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nice show

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

I'm very impressed at the volume he's got lined up:
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I love that I know what every single one of these is. Can't wait for the best crab legs in the west copypasta recitation. Sadly my rare memes of what appears to be the Grinch in a ski mask holding a gun are going to tank in value this week.

I'm nearly totally convinced this guy is doing an elaborate bit, but digging into his (scarce) presence outside of YouTube leads me to believe he's just a Cluster A Personality type leftie anarchist with a paranoid fixation on right-wing memes. This being an elaborate bit and him being a paranoid left-anarchist are not mutually exclusive, as a lot of the deep-in-the-anarchy rabbithole people are paradoxically very pozzed and very based, such as Derek Jensen - or occasionally just based like Ted K.

none of these have anything to do with politics

100% chance that his video Baneposting is going to tie into his ongoing esoteric far-right warlock documentation, likely focusing on that time /bane/ crashed a plane with no survivors.

 

[PhoBingas]

Pagers are great, they are less distracting, lower maintenance, and have (before this terrorist attack) presented less of a security risk.

I always thought they ran off like 1G or some sort of analog standard that wouldn't be used at least in North America. The more you know.

 

[I'm a Silly]

You mentioned CRP a stream or so ago and thought I'd mention another dipshit American tempting fate.
Russell Bentley was captured by Chechens while attempting to render aid to wounded Russian troops, he was then brought to a death camp ran out of an abandoned mine, raped (Chechens are really rapey), tortured and died as a result.

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-charges-soldiers-over-torture-murder-texan-russell-bentley-1956749

Russell was a Russian citizen as well.
They call him a soldier, but that can't be accurate because the guy was almost 70.

Between the Chechens and the dedovshchina, it's easy to understand why Russia has such a huge AIDS problem.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

26 years ago, one of the most horrific zoosadist videos on the Internet, “Hung Bitch” was posted online (featuring the brutal rape, torture and eventual killing of a dog, who is hung by a noose). The creator is, without a doubt, one of the earliest zoosadists, and zoophiles for that matter to touch the Internet, and his identity has remained a mystery for more than 2 decades... until now. He has been identified by the Kiwi Farms users @Azdy and @Polentic, who put an insane amount of effort into retracing every bit of Internet history about him to conclusively get all of his information.

Soulless eyes, every fucking time, every single one of them. I hope that what he's done starts to become apparent to people who look him up online in search engines soon, because the only results I just saw are about how rich and connected he is in real estate (fucking nepotistic parasites, all of them) and tech (also not surprising on the degeneracy front).

 

[peachlover669]

TIL this exists

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Have you been living under a rock your entire life? huh fucker? youve never had a cow tale? you are less than subhuman until you have had a bite of one of these.
tho i must note that i did not know there were so many flavours, good job.

 

[Crashman11]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1flashl/aita_wife_demands_i_shower_at_night_not_am_calls/

redditors want to get into bed with their wives after working all day without showering.

DISGUSTING!

Overwhelming majority of the comments are vehemently opposed to more than 1 shower per day, any more and that is controlling, neurotic, abuse, etc

 

[Manimal House]

I’ve been following this games development since the start, I played the original a lot growing up. I don’t know what’s real anymore.

I had no idea this game existed until I saw your post. Looks like dumb juvenile guy humor, though I saw the comments on the video and it's kinda weird how so many are THAT pissed off about it. Did this just come completely out of left field or something?

Their twitter announcement has unhappy comments mostly coming from trannies and redditors, which is telling. Honestly, the butthurt over it is way more funny.

Archive of Reddit source

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

For when you open your Monster energy can on the next MATI stream:

LOL, LMAO even. (A)

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1flashl/aita_wife_demands_i_shower_at_night_not_am_calls/

redditors want to get into bed with their wives after working all day without showering.

DISGUSTING!

Overwhelming majority of the comments are vehemently opposed to more than 1 shower per day, any more and that is controlling, neurotic, abuse, etc

The number of redditors getting extremely aggressive about going into their beds each night dirty from the day is astonishing. I guess I shouldn't be surprised by literal manchildren not wanting to take their baths, but I feel like it's obvious that it's more hygienic and healthier to wash off all the dirt and grime before getting into your sheets for 8 hours. Just imagine how oily their pillows are. Disgusting.

 

[Null]

Any requests for the Gumroad? I'm not entirely set on anything yet. Usually I take any random big thread on the forum and bundle it into about an hour of commentary.