Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[kazuhiro]

That phone is new and expensive.

About $1,900 direct from Samsung. Kev said he had gotten a new phone back in August too.

 

[SpoopyGoopy]

“I ain’t made it money”

 

[kazuhiro]

Kev said he had gotten a new phone back in August too.

Working link:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-19171515

Kevin and pals are otherwise being totally normal and dull.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Oh good, just what he needs: another stupidly expensive consoooooooom habit that takes up tons of space and is mostly useless.

No shade to actual vinyl collectors; I don't know enough about it to diss you guys, but we know those are going to sit on the shelf after the initial Twitter photo post, gathering dust. I'm sure he equally doesn't take proper care of his record player, so I bet he'll muck them up if he DOES attempt to play them ever. Which he won't, because Spotify is right there on his equally stupidly expensive and unnecessary pink fold-up phone.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Oh good, just what he needs: another stupidly expensive consoooooooom habit that takes up tons of space and is mostly useless.

No shade to actual vinyl collectors; I don't know enough about it to diss you guys, but we know those are going to sit on the shelf after the initial Twitter photo post, gathering dust. I'm sure he equally doesn't take proper care of his record player, so I bet he'll muck them up if he DOES attempt to play them ever. Which he won't, because Spotify is right there on his equally stupidly expensive and unnecessary pink fold-up phone.

Bold of you to assume they'll end up on a shelf, he only recently bought the shelf space to display his manchildren's toys instead of leaving the boxes piled in a corner, his records will fill the newly freed up ground space. We don't even know for sure he has a record player in the first place, I could see Kevin being the type to buy records just to have.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bold of you to assume they'll end up on a shelf, he only recently bought the shelf space to display his manchildren's toys instead of leaving the boxes piled in a corner, his records will fill the newly freed up ground space. We don't even know for sure he has a record player in the first place, I could see Kevin being the type to buy records just to have.

Cofirmed in his post.
Records are to listen to.
He doesn't need to listen to all the old weezer records that he already has and knows.
He could buy new records of new bands and actually support them, rather than just consuming himself another collection. But it's not about that.

Kek the troon nerds "discovering" that the ikea shelves fit records, not just board games!
That's what they're for, dingus.

 

[kazuhiro]

A selection of KevPosts.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Calling records "vinyls" is the worst thing Kevin has ever said.






OK, this is the worst thing he's ever said.

(The cure is a length of rope.)



The unboxing continues.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You're so right fam *cannot walk properly afterwards* *almost dies of bowel obstruction* *shits out of "vagina"*

 

[FinnSven]

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You're so right fam *cannot walk properly afterwards* *almost dies of bowel obstruction* *shits out of "vagina"*

One thing I wonder out of horrifying curiosity, do they actually have any muscular structures around an amhole?

A genuine vagina has complex muscular structures and women can relax and contract them, but surely men don’t have them in the same way? I know it is possible for men to do kegels but these are not the same, surely?

 

[Marvin]

One thing I wonder out of horrifying curiosity, do they actually have any muscular structures around an amhole?

A genuine vagina has complex muscular structures and women can relax and contract them, but surely men don’t have them in the same way? I know it is possible for men to do kegels but these are not the same, surely?

Not in the form of a tube like an actual vagina would have.

But they do have their pelvic floor that both sexes have. So, I'm not a doctor, but just intuitively, I think they'll have the same "wall" of muscle that forms the pelvic floor and then past that, once they've scooped out the erectile tissue and done the inversion, beyond the grip of the pelvic floor, it's just a... big chasm? I guess? Like no additional muscle past that point. Just organs and peritoneum.

I don't know, this is horrifying frankenstein shit.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Why does Kevin think that only having one body is a good reason to have unnecessary high complication-risk surgeries? That's one of the biggest argument against tranny hormones and surgery, I can understand if he wants to make more people fuck up their lives in same way he did but he cant even do that right.

 

[Positron]

I give Kev one thing. BGM by YMO is a pretty great album (even though my favorite are Technodon and Naughty Boys Instrumental)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You can see it in how they talk. Statements like "If you ever questioned your gender, then you're trans" or "if you ever had feminine interests, then you're trans". It's clear these people never contemplated their masculinity and developed an internal belief of what was masculine beyond "someone who isn't feminine" and, despite their overt masculinity in most superficial and deeper levels, they obsess over that one feminine detail until they suffer enough of a ego breakdown and decide they must be a woman.

They're non-nuanced black-and-white thinkers so any deviation from their idealized form of masculinity can only be the opposite not a challenge suggesting the idea of diverse forms of masculinity. They simply cannot conceive of the latter, it doesn't make sense to them. It must be all or nothing.

This also is important to why they feel the need to acquire a locus of control that says they can change their sex/gender, otherwise their very mentality dooms them to failure.

Calling records "vinyls" is the worst thing Kevin has ever said.

I don't know what this is even supposed to mean.

Or don't because you only get one life.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

One thing I wonder out of horrifying curiosity, do they actually have any muscular structures around an amhole?

A genuine vagina has complex muscular structures and women can relax and contract them, but surely men don’t have them in the same way? I know it is possible for men to do kegels but these are not the same, surely?

It’s conceivable that breaching the amhole would be akin to fucking a pumpkin.

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

(The Kevin selfie gif is Kiwi-created. Forgive the reply bar, it's there to include the other lad's killer eye makeup game.)
Grooming.



Greg Dean.


Voice training.


More product.



Further Transformers from the hoard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That doesn't make any sense.

Then why do you want bigger and even more unrealistic tits?

Woah, men like women who tell them things they like to hear? God, I wish I wasn't cis so I could experience this.

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Islamic content under a second spoiler

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

When KevKev’s amhole finally goes to the great beyond, is he planning on bequeathing his plastic transformer horde to someone? Who would be responsible for all that stuff?

Imagine if he undergoes his 7th amvision amd there’s a serious complication and he never wakes up. What then?

Will he want his transformer progeny melted down into a giant plastic cube to be buried alongside him? Or will if all be thrown into another hastily dug alpaca pit?

Penis and EstroJen may promise him they’ll keep the junk, but then start selling it all the second KevKev doesn’t make it home.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

When KevKev’s amhole finally goes to the great beyond, is he planning on bequeathing his plastic transformer horde to someone? Who would be responsible for all that stuff?

If the polycule does not dissolve under some unforeseen amcloud, it will end in one of three ways:

Murder-suicide-suicide,
Murder-murder-suicide. or
Suicide, suicide, suicide.

The intrigue of course is in what variation of scenario and casting role. There are many possibilities and each is as grim as the last. I did start writing a brief for all options and the best outcome for Kevin so far is that "oblivious, he slowly succumbs to scurvy (effectively suicide)."

Point being, Phil's parents will be responsible for distributing or discarding whatever cursed totems remain in their house.

 

[FinnSven]

If the polycule does not dissolve under some unforeseen amcloud, it will end in one of three ways:

Murder-suicide-suicide,
Murder-murder-suicide. or
Suicide, suicide, suicide.

The intrigue of course is in what variation of scenario and casting role. There are many possibilities and each is as grim as the last. I did start writing a brief for all options and the best outcome for Kevin so far is that "oblivious, he slowly succumbs to scurvy (effectively suicide)."

Point being, Phil's parents will be responsible for distributing or discarding whatever cursed totems remain in their house.

I think murder murder suicide is most likely.

Penny snaps, kills both Jen and Kev, realizes what he has done, fears that he would be hurled into a male prison where he belongs, so blows his own brains out.

However, if he doesn’t realize in time, like sits down in a haze and polishes off a couple of bottles of bushmills, to awaken hungover and confused in a drunk tank, faces trial, gets 10 to life, then winds up murdered because he obviously would be targeted for prison rape claiming loudly to be a woman inside.

He has admitted demons that stem from being raped as a kid, so I should imagine he will put up a fight, and no Aryan white power thug, crack dealing black gangster or cartel hit man could allow themselves to be beaten by a transvestite girly boy.