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I take umbrage with this statement. Antiquing is not “slapping paint on an old chest” lmao what the fuck are you even on about? Jessica has relatively niche items she’s knowledgeable about that I’ve seen. mainly FiestaWare and vintage glassware. I suspect any pocket change she’s got is mostly from ebay sales.
(speaking of: has anyone sought out her ebay store? would love to see)

She could legitimately make some semblance of a living off of reselling, just based on what I’ve seen of her hoard of thrifted shit, but she’s mentally ill and always wasted, so she doesn’t. Prob just endlessly adding to the hoard with some retarded “intent” to sell, or she lists items here and there when she’s sober/not raging on live to make an occasional $30 for booze/ BLT ingredients
I think her eBay got banned. I think Messica has said she mostly sells through Facebook marketplace. But I agree, she's got a lot of cool glassware, and I know that stuff is something you have to research to understand whether you're looking at.

Maybe NAL's been microwaving, and eating out of the radioactive fiestaware, and that's what fucked up her thyroid!
 
I think her eBay got banned. I think Messica has said she mostly sells through Facebook marketplace. But I agree, she's got a lot of cool glassware, and I know that stuff is something you have to research to understand whether you're looking at.

Maybe NAL's been microwaving, and eating out of the radioactive fiestaware, and that's what fucked up her thyroid!


LMAO HOW DO YOU GET BANNED FROM EBAY
 
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As a hairstylist I can confirm that she absolutely will never get her hair blonde after all that fucking $5 box black she’s layered over it for god knows how long. Can’t wait for her journey to orange spongy hair.
She’ll never get it past red/orange both of which can only be toned with levels 1-6 (blonde is level 8-10). Her roots will likely go platinum, but the rest will be mostly melted by the time she ever gets to orange

@Molly Millions I’m too retarded to multi quote but hilariously she’s actually naturally dark blonde. So like, technically it would suit her to be blonde but not like this hehe
 
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I take umbrage with this statement. Antiquing is not “slapping paint on an old chest” lmao what the fuck are you even on about?
I've seen enough TV shows and online sales to know what people call antiquing. Being a bored woman and painting a flower on a chest of drawers is not a hobby or a business.
i can already promise blonde is not her color. its gonna highlight her face way more. but hey i guess this is part of her arc where she tries to act like whatever blonde girl cobes was looking at online so she can show up and go "DO YOU WANT ME NOW JOSHIEE??"
Josh was masturbating to a blonde woman on chaturbate during their first visit. It's an attempt to appeal to him through his cam whore interests.
 
I've seen enough TV shows and online sales to know what people call antiquing. Being a bored woman and painting a flower on a chest of drawers is not a hobby or a business

wow it’s almost as if you didn’t read a single word I wrote. keep on being tarded. It’s cool that your worldview is dictated by TV shows and whatever online sales are
 
She wishes.
That edit is fucking disgusting. Look at those black hair roots. Disgusting. However, I like how her ugly sagging ears still pop out from her cranium, just like the ugly ears that they are. I still wish to a-log her ugly ears. One day, I will dump a full document on her ugly ears.

AND A FISHNET AND A FISHNET AND A FISHNET.
 
wow it’s almost as if you didn’t read a single word I wrote. keep on being tarded. It’s cool that your worldview is dictated by TV shows and whatever online sales are
Did I step on your fat toes by telling the truth? This is what antiiquing is. Stupid women ruining furniture because they're talent less and can't handle a paint brush.

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