Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Those are custom molded and cost about $3000. He was on with Branca when he first got them and made a big deal out of how he needed that expense for tax purposes.


To get it over with. He's only there for the piece of paper that says he attended. That program is probably designed for once-a-week attendance because most people have a job. Nick doesn't, so he can rush through it.

He wants to speedrun getting right back to cocaine and alcohol. Totally doesn't have a problem though.

 

[northstar747]

He really is the kind of guy that would sort by price and then buy the highest priced because high price = the best!!!

he fucking licks bottles to save 4 cents and doesnt feed his kids cause they cost money.

he s honestly good with money

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick is really fighting his urge to put a full bullet of cocaine up his schnozzel.

Maybe eating a bullet means mixing the gunpowder with the coke giving the empty casings. Or he is just chewing bullets cracked out of his mind.

 

[Maraschino]

Tester shows up on a Friday, you just pretend not to be home, tell them your away for the weekend, and they can came back on Monday (does it even work like that though? At least you'll know you have a test coming up I guess and still sober up).

It doesn't work like that. Missing a test or failing to take a drug test is treated as failing a test. You take the test and test negative, or it's treated as testing positive, even if you legitimately are clean.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

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Where I live everyone considers those size cans as the ones for mixing with liquor, they're usually only sold in liquor stores or bars.

 

[AltisticRight]

Where I live everyone considers those size cans as the ones for mixing with liquor, they're usually only sold in liquor stores or bars.

He only added three shots of coca cola in his vodka, which was mixed with just 3 lines.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

He only added three shots of coca cola in his vodka, which was mixed with just 3 lines.

The cola is just formality at this point.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nick copesplaining rehab and how he was the only non-addict there and they totally told him he doesn't have substance abuse issues and he's totally fine and not like those meth addicts blahblahblah was so embarrassing. He really made it obvious he is still a junkie who thinks he is deceiving everyone around him.

The fact he doesn't realise he sounds like literally every junkie ever who thinks they don't have a problem and could quit any time they wanted is amazing.

I wish his remaining paypigs weren't so gullible so he'd at least put a little effort into his bullshit, but their gullibility is the only reason he still has them so I guess we're in a Catch 22.

 

[Phillip Green]

If you watch his face, you can briefly see a crazed smile on his face right after he says "I'm trying not to eat a bullet every day":

This is the most fascinating bit from these latest videos. Not the suicide baiting or incoherent rationalizations, but that creepy forced smile and shifting manic eyes. The way he smirks into the camera, overexposed in a dark room by a ring light that reflects ominously in multiple windows. The whole scene is surreal. Sinister and deranged, like out of a David Lynch movie.

I'm convinced now that Nick has always been a piece of shit, but this is still not the same guy from 3 years ago. That Nick was a man who was capable of talking intelligently about a topic or defending a position coherently. This Nick is a crazy person... A brain damaged wreck gibbering into the abyss about how he's still superior to those podunk methheads he's been forced to interact during these "recovery" sessions.

I hate to break it to you buddy, but coke hasn't been a rich man's drug for three decades, despite how many thousands of dollars you've thrown at your dealer over the last couple of years. And it's a rare tweaker who is retarded enough to dose his 8 year old child with a drug likely cut with laundry detergent, baby laxatives, and fentanyl.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Something I noticed from the clips that seemed kind of interesting was Nick opining on the fact the poor drugs addicts at the meeting were in a tough spot and it was unfair on them that they couldn't afford to have decent lawyers like he could. I may be misremembering but wasn't Nick offered a chance to defend drug addicts etc at some firm he was looking to join but got offended by the offer?
I don't think Nick gives a shit about these people, he just found another excuse to Lolbert rage at the government and strut his superiority (trust fund) over the other junkies.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I may be misremembering but wasn't Nick offered a chance to defend drug addicts etc at some firm he was looking to join but got offended by the offer?

Are you maybe thinking of how he's said he will not defend drunk drivers?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe eating a bullet means mixing the gunpowder with the coke giving the empty casings. Or he is just chewing bullets cracked out of his mind.

It is a paraphernalia for cocaine.

Stores it in the back, lets you twist the little wheel to open it up and load the chamber, twist back to close, snort the dose.

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[RandyMiskatonic]

It doesn't work like that. Missing a test or failing to take a drug test is treated as failing a test. You take the test and test negative, or it's treated as testing positive, even if you legitimately are clean.

Just as BossmanJack couldn't run from the law, neither can Cracky Rackets. Rackets doesn't even gamba.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Rackets doesn't even gamba.

Do you think if we wish hard enough he will start?

 

[repentance]

State isn’t going to allow that when they are the ones paying $75 per test though.

EtG urine test stips are cheap and that's all they need. They don't need expensive lab tests which give more than a simple positive or negative for alcohol.

 

[FedPostalService]

Do you think if we wish hard enough he will start?

Nick won’t gamble as he’s too much of a coward. Nick, if you’re reading this it would really show it to all the Kiwi fags if you started doing gamba streams.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick won’t gamble as he’s too much of a coward. Nick, if you’re reading this it would really show it to all the Kiwi fags if you started doing gamba streams.

He is just one win away from being able to have millions of dollars to spend on Doritos and Coke a cola.

 

[Desktop User2]

It is a paraphernalia for cocaine.

Stores it in the back, lets you twist the little wheel to open it up and load the chamber, twist back to close, snort the dose.

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I always thought cocaine bullets were synonyms to pins. Never saw this design, seems a little too elaborate to cocaine dealers.

 

[AltisticRight]

It is a paraphernalia for cocaine.

Stores it in the back, lets you twist the little wheel to open it up and load the chamber, twist back to close, snort the dose.

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He's deep into his addiction when he owns bizarre paraphernalia like this stupid bullet toy.
It's similar to the "normal sex" versus "somewhat kinky/weird with sex toys involved" and then "owning a sex cross and a balldo".
Skelly is an unabashed druggy degenerate.

 

[Melty Butter]

Not the suicide baiting or incoherent rationalizations, but that creepy forced smile and shifting manic eyes.

Great comment. The aesthetics of that stream were very creepy.

I think the 'eating a bullet' and depression comments were genuine. I wish I still had an ounce of sympathy for him. I'm sure it's brutal. Sadly, his arrogance and utter lack of humility make it impossible.

(Also, I'm not so sure it was "baiting" exactly. He glossed over it pretty quickly. I'm no psychologist but it would better serve him to dig into those feelings. It might, lo!, make him discover some remorse and humility.)

I may be misremembering but wasn't Nick offered a chance to defend drug addicts etc at some firm he was looking to join but got offended by the offer?

There are two related stories IIRC.

1) He would never defend DUIs because they kill so many kids. Double irony considering we know he's driven drunk and he almost killed one of his own kids with coke.

2) I believe there's a story about Schnieder's firm when Nick was first practicing. They would not offer him a position at the firm but instead offered an office that he could rent out. According to Nick, they said that he could have the cases they refused to take on. In his story, Nick extrapolated that to be the dregs, the drug addicts. He was too good for that kind of work and refused the offer.