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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Now it all makes sense! I wasn't sure where he got the idea that bearded, balding ladies are a thing, but of course, he's a Farscape sperg. I was 50/50 on that or Carnivale as the television inspiration for what he thinks is normal, but now we know.
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Jake's mom looks like a nice person.
Jake is not a nice or likeable person.
It's not to late to have him aborted, Jake's mom.
Jake is not a nice or likeable person.
It's not to late to have him aborted, Jake's mom.
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So was Jake conspiring with the other CON chat members or was he colluding with them? I'd hate to dilute the importance of his role by using the wrong term.
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He was groveling and toadying to them in a desperate, pathetic attempt to be accepted, which failed.
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Nope. I don't believe his mother "throwing him out" and the tiny violins about living in his car for a second, it's just BS to get attention and pathfinder books. I mean mom taking out the gnome for a fancy asian dinner with decorative orchids on the plate is proof enough, but I would bet Mom simply said Jake needs to stop playing vidya and get a fucking job if he wants to run around in a dress being a kinky fetishist.
I'm sure his mom is at the end of her rope with Jake's endless mooching but now coming to her as "trans" (which I'm sure she just sees as his latest way to remain an unemployable mooch) was probably spurred her to say "Get a fucking job asshole. I'm not supporting you and paying for your transtrender fantasy. Be a fat bearded lady on your own dime." I think the "support" is as much about financial support as emotional.
It's not like Jake has some uber-conservative, evangelical Christian mom either. Her FB photos show and Jake has admitted his mom is a super liberal, wacky new age, kind hearted, artsy type woman. She's was already tired of a grown ass unemployed man playing games all day in her house. Jakee announcing he's also a true and honest woman was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back.
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She's pretty obviously a hippie dippie sort. Even she doesn't buy his obvious bullshit and from calling him Jake, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't even really told her about his bullshit gender. I think she has had a long history of being patient with Jake saying all kinds of insane, moronic shit and just doesn't take anything he says seriously at all. Which she shouldn't.
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Jake doesn't have a car. That's why he whines about having to call stealth Ubers and nothing being "close".
In a fucked-up way Jake would be better off if his mother was an Evangelical bigot. But frankly, as we've all seen, she's not. He's creating this fantasy world where his mother is a monster instead of the vaguely centrist Democrat we've seen her to be.
Yeah, no way he's told her about being trans. She thinks he's just a NEET. She wouldn't be including him in that dinner photo if she was actually going to be kicking him out. I bet this is just him doubling down on the persecution narrative.
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It's even more pathetic when you realize that everything for the Pathfinder system is available for free online.
Besides, why would he even want a bunch of sourcebooks for a pen and paper RPG? It's not like he has anyone to play with.
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We already know that he lied about being in the middle of nowhere. He probably wants stealth Ubers because otherwise his mom will tell him to stop being so lazy and just walk for a change.
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I chuckle thinking that in the recent past or the near future, there was likely (another?) argument at the Alley home. "Mooooooommmm! I told you not to post any pictures of me on Facebooooook! My stalkers are watching you! GOD!"
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Kleinfelter Syndrome does not equal a hermaphrodite. Hermaphrodites don't always have Kleinfelter. Dumbass doesn't even know what "disorder" he has. Such a special speshul snowflake.
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The whole issue with intersex people's gender identities is that sometimes their actual sex is ambiguous, and so they may end up being raised as the wrong gender for many years (and even surgically altered to match). Jake Alley? Nothing ambiguous about what he's got. He's just a dude with low T and manboobs.
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Most real hippie types are awesome people, aside from the occasional odd belief. I say this as a fairly square conservative type. They tend to apologize if they think they said something political they realize you don't agree with, even though it's never really necessary, and you go back to arguing (vehemently) about stuff that really matters. Stuff like heirloom tomatoes and old steel bicycles.
I am far quicker to rethink some of my opinions or find different approaches when something bothers someone who so obviously cares about everyone.
Whining, vitriolic assholes that disagree with me? Double down every time.
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You mean the neckbeard asshole that thinks he's a pretty princess doesn't take care of his personal hygiene? Color me shocked.
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I just realized something
Worst.
Tranny.
Ever.
Tranny.
Ever.
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This is why I think either Jake hasn't told her about this bullshit, or if he has, she knows it's such obvious bullshit that she just outright refuses to respect it. She seems like the kind of person who probably would respect a real tranny's pronouns.
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He refuses to shave his beard, does not adopt any female attributes, and he hasn't chosen a female name. She has no reason whatsoever to take him seriously, and doing so would be the equivalent of calling your 6 year old Astroboy for a few days to indulge his fantasy. From her perspective, Jake saying he's trans is about as credible as him claiming to be Napoleon.
She may also see it as the latest in a long line of excuses for refusing to cut the umbilical cord and become a functional adult - excuses he's been making for almost half his life now.
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Jake is now claiming that his mom is "transphobic" and "outing" him to everyone he knows and claims she is blaming the sad perverts and freaks that Jake talks to online aka the rat king pedophiles and other sick fucks Jake associates with.
He also claims his mom has "head canon" about the rat king.
Cow crossover.
Looks like Jake is going to be shilling this, still nothing but Pathfinder books.
He also claims his mom has "head canon" about the rat king.
Cow crossover.
Looks like Jake is going to be shilling this, still nothing but Pathfinder books.