Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
Is this our boy in the comments section for the raise the stakes entry on Cherry Patch Ranch? Screenshot_2024-09-22-11-45-08-899~2.jpeg
 
We don't have the full lyrics for this, do we?
No, unfortunately. I think he posted the opening line once and it was something like "it's a Vegas night, it's 100 degrees and I'm feeling alright" or something similarly generic.

He wrote it to woo showgirl Mariah and tell her that she's "More than just a Burlesque Show" but once he found out she's not single he dropped her name from it.
 
move into an abandoned brothel to exercise squatters rights and claim it for himself.
Rat Mouth Russ and Adverse Possession Saga? I wonder if he knows adverse possession usually requires more than squatting…it involves performing duties an owner would, such as maintenance, paying property taxes, etc. God as my witness, it would be phenomenal to watch him evicted by the county sheriff’s department like some sort of a cryptid from inside the abandoned whore house. Locals would have an urban legend for years:
“And to this day, they say on evenings when the hot desert wind blows right, you can still hear the Rat Mouth’s voice echo across Pahrump (or wherever the hell it is)….‘I’m shee owmer…schlurp…assch versh possheshion!!’”

Edit: “and” to “an.”
 
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ETA: I will also point out that when Marissa, another insane lolcow who was doing the doordash/uber thing, finally had her mind snap on her (more than it already was) she would take long excursions out into the countryside and just be a tourist in a place that would never want her. I think Russ may be doing the same thing, enjoying the last little bit of the fading sunlight
Got a link? It's comforting to think this is the end of Russ/the beginning of his descent into full on schizo but at the same time it's hard to believe given Russ' persistence when it comes to whores and abusing his critics.
 
Got a link? It's comforting to think this is the end of Russ/the beginning of his descent into full on schizo but at the same time it's hard to believe given Russ' persistence when it comes to whores and abusing his critics.
The abyss gazes back
@Accept Only Substitutes It isn't so much that Russ is the one winning, and he isn't even winning, he's getting forced through the system in a positive manner that benefits him because of the agenda of the men taking his side. Russ is a stand in it may as well be Nigger Niggington III of Niggeroniville, Nigeria filing these. Russ' arguments aren't changing any minds and everyone that has read his filings knows it.
 
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