Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Captain Howdy 666 said:
It's difficult and requires training, but you can overcome cross dominance.
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Sure, you can learn to aim with the non-dominant eye.. but that'd require Raxx learning to shoot left-handed with stocked weapons. Raxx and learning don't mix.
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Which is a good thing, because the closest range to them is one that I go to from time to time, and it's far too nice for the goblin.
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I wish I were in your shoes, because I'd take the opportunity to go full buddy troll.

"Hey Chance! I heard you're getting vullied, would you like to come to the range and practice self-defense with 12 gauge slugs, or maybe with a .454 Casull revolver?"

I'm confident that recoil from a sufficiently powerful round would dislocate his joints, if not break his turkey bones.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Sure, you can learn to aim with the non-dominant eye.. but that'd require Raxx learning to shoot left-handed with stocked weapons. Raxx and learning don't mix.
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It's usually the other way, or at least that's how I trained (left eye dominant right handed, more common than you'd expect). And raxx and thought don't mix, you're right.

sodomy lifestyle said:
I wish I were in your shoes, because I'd take the opportunity to go full buddy troll.
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I've honestly considered it, but once the court stuff happened, I think I'd be recognized. I never did it before that because I'm a kiwifarmer, which means no pozloading my neghole. Just observe and document.

sodomy lifestyle said:
"Hey Chance! I heard you're getting vullied, would you like to come to the range and practice self-defense with 12 gauge slugs, or maybe with a .454 Casull revolver?"

I'm confident that recoil from a sufficiently powerful round would dislocate his joints, if not break his turkey bones.
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Okay, so you doxxed me right there then 🤣 Not many people know about BFRs, and i just so happen to have that exact one (.460 magnum can fire .454 casull and it's a fuck ton cheaper and easier to find). I can barely safely fire that thing, raxx would become a range safety training video. To be fair, I think a .45 would do the same thing.
 
Delamain said:
Chance hopped on a random’s stream to rage out at him
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Because of course, if Marty isn't an available excuse for him to keep his grandparents awake at night, there's always some literally who for him to sperg at instead. It literally only just goes to show that he couldn't give a sincere fuck about actually living a peaceful life and caring for his family. Just a chaotic freak of nature.

This dude's catching a stray big time, but I can't help but acknowledge the sheer state of him. At least he has what Chance is constantly vying for in his miserable existence, control.

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Captain Howdy 666 said:
I've honestly considered it, but once the court stuff happened, I think I'd be recognized. I never did it before that because I'm a kiwifarmer, which means no pozloading my neghole. Just observe and document.
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I agree, mostly it's just an entertaining thought for me. Now that I think of it, letting a retarded person injure themself with a firearm might appear like something that a person couldn't be charged with on its face, but that firearm has to come from someone. The range wouldn't want to be held responsible and would never rent a firearm more powerful than .22lr to a goblin, and any person allowing a manlet like Raxx to fire their weapon would likely be held liable in court. I'm not a legal expert, but who'd take the risk of having to pay damages to Chance?

Captain Howdy 666 said:
Okay, so you doxxed me right there then 🤣 Not many people know about BFRs, and i just so happen to have that exact one (.460 magnum can fire .454 casull and it's a fuck ton cheaper and easier to find). I can barely safely fire that thing, raxx would become a range safety training video. To be fair, I think a .45 would do the same thing.
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Most of the time it's indoor range paper punching for me, so I rarely fire anything heavier than 9mm or .357 mag tbh.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Now that I think of it, letting a retarded person injure themself with a firearm might appear like something that a person couldn't be charged with on its face, but that firearm has to come from someone.
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I'm not sure, that's a valid point. But, I think raxx could get away with being normal enough to get through the counter at least.

sodomy lifestyle said:
The range wouldn't want to be held responsible and would never rent a firearm more powerful than .22lr to a goblin, and any person allowing a manlet like Raxx to fire their weapon would likely be held liable in court.
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I dunno - that range near him *loves* renting out deagles to douchebro bachelor parties. They've got an rso who keeps it real safe, but im sure they've seen their fair share of injured wrists and maybe even a busted nose/tooth.

sodomy lifestyle said:
I'm not a legal expert, but who'd take the risk of having to pay damages to Chance?
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Not it.

sodomy lifestyle said:
Most of the time it's indoor range paper punching for me, so I rarely fire anything heavier than 9mm or .357 mag tbh.
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Same, but northeast Ohio has a pretty active competitive scene I've bounced in and out of. Lots of fun, I'd recommend finding a group in your area and trying it out.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Good catch, I was confused when the listed reports looked clickable but nothing happened when I did.

One more observation about Raxx's marksmanship potential. Isn't his right eye blind? That's going to make shooting a rifle from a right-hand hold a farce, since you can't really aim a firearm braced against your shoulder with the eye that is opposite to your trigger finger.

... Which is exactly what Chance seems to be trying to do in this screenshot. Good luck hitting anything.
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Well he's covering up the sights with his thumb so I don't think it matters in the first place.
Captain Howdy 666 said:
Okay, so you doxxed me right there then 🤣 Not many people know about BFRs, and i just so happen to have that exact one (.460 magnum can fire .454 casull and it's a fuck ton cheaper and easier to find). I can barely safely fire that thing, raxx would become a range safety training video. To be fair, I think a .45 would do the same thing.
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No bro you doxxed yourself. Can't imagine theres a whole lot of people with BFRs in 460 magnum at the range close to cyraxx's house.
sodomy lifestyle said:
I wish I were in your shoes, because I'd take the opportunity to go full buddy troll.

"Hey Chance! I heard you're getting vullied, would you like to come to the range and practice self-defense with 12 gauge slugs, or maybe with a .454 Casull revolver?"

I'm confident that recoil from a sufficiently powerful round would dislocate his joints, if not break his turkey bones.
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Sounds like a really good way to accidently get shot in the back, and get lice at the same time.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Why the fuck does he consistently only shave one sideburn and leave the other one unkempt? Does he think this is a style??? Does he just not grow hair on that cheek?????
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Again, isn't it the blind eye's side that is unshaved? My best guess is that Raxx uses some tiny mirror to shave and simply can't see with his good eye to the unshaved side. A normal person would just use a pair of cabinet mirrors to get a better view.
 
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Pitbull Statistic said:
Is it possible that it doesn't grow on that side? I mean he is fucked up in every way genetically
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I was about to berate you, but since it's Chance, nothing's out of the realm of possibility. On this clip the beard looks roughly evenly grown:


My guess is that no matter how much or little trimming Raxx does, the result is always lopsided.
 
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