Tattoos [12/12/16] Phil Posts a Tattoo Retrospective - A Chronicle of Regrets

[John Q. Pube]

I never realised quite how many bike tattoos there were until this moment. All before Phil ever owned a bike.

 

[MMX]

I never realised quite how many bike tattoos there were until this moment. All before Phil ever owned a bike.

Why should it matter
He aint a woman or latinx and hes covered in that as well

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How to get From Bad to Worse: An Illustrated Guide.

 

[Josuke]

I never realised quite how many bike tattoos there were until this moment. All before Phil ever owned a bike.

Autism speaks, but special interest tattoos speak louder.

 

[Trombonista]

Looking at the images he posted, you'd think he only started transitioning this year.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's like watching the universe develop -- ever expanding and decaying as more stuff appears.

 

[Pineapple Farms]

LA MASA CLITORAL, yeah. Philish for "Clitoral Mass," actual Spanish for "the clitoral dough."

- Trans tattoos but can't pass.
- "Latin" tattoos but can't speak Spanish.
- Bicycle tattoos but can't ride one.

That makes me smile.

Exceptional individual

 

[The Queen of Trash]

By the quality of the tattoos, you can't tell me that he paid more than $20 per tattoo.

 

[AnOminous]

By the quality of the tattoos, you can't tell me that he paid more than $20 per tattoo.

He actually probably had to pay extra to get Soniju to do such shitty tattoos. They're all exactly according to his specifications and they're his "art."

 

[Sperglord Dante]

It's like watching the universe develop -- ever expanding and decaying as more stuff appears.

I think Phil represents the stage where all intelligent life has disappeared and all matter is being consumed like gourmet cheese by massive black holes.

 

[Karen Riley]

All of Phil's tattoos look like nothing but childish scribbles but for some reason the most autistic looking of all are the one that have bicycles involved. It's hard to imagine an avid cyclist having tattoos involving bicycles so the ones on Phil tend to appear really jarring and out of place compared to shit like his 'DIE CIS SCUM' tattoo.

The worst thing about Phil and his tattooos is that he's said this has pretty much became an addiction for him, that makes him feel better about himself, so these tattoos are going to be constantly changing for years to come. He's never satisfied, so even his more passable tattoos are going to look like pieces of shit in a few years time.

 

[melty]

All those tattoos basically make him easy to identify IRL

That's actually how I recognized him one time, I didn't watch his thread much but recognized all the stupid tranny tattoos when I see him.

 

[CWCchange]

It was September, 2007 and he was fucking around with a Naruto headband? The Naruto fad ended a year or two ago, and everybody was already weebing out to Death Note.

Also, superimposing an axe over a fucking hammer and sickle is ironic (no pun intended) because it's usually considered a symbol of fascism. It's also hilarious because Phil probably doesn't realize, like the time he cosplayed as a fat Che to protest the Federal Reserve during Occupy Wall Street.

Someday he's going to regret all these tattoos, and will blacken his skin and start identifying as a big black woman.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

...all those poor tattoo artists who had to burn their entire equipment for sanitary reasons...

 

[John Titor]

Phil must be one of the few people alive that were better as a weeaboo.

8 years after I discovered him, I didn't think he'd end up like this.

 

[Vitriol]

What a dank may may.

 

[GZ 004]

So this is what it's like to watch somebody fall apart.

 

[MG 620]

It's rather sad (though he did it all to himself). Phil is now a lost cause. He can never recover from this.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Chris-Chan is a meme.

 

[An Ghost]

By the quality of the tattoos, you can't tell me that he paid more than $20 per tattoo.

He paid a pretty typical price (~$200 for each I think but there's also a thread where Phil lists their date and price) but Sonju also charges him extra to upload cell phone pics online. There's even speculation Phil had to go into the shop at 4am because Sonju didn't want Phil stinking up the shop with regular customers there. Phil also gets his tattoos in the first week of each month because he gets his tugboat around the first.
Edit: I'm talking out my ass, here's the other thread where he lists tattoos and there's no prices. Maybe I read it somewhere else.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/31-05-16-phil-does-our-job-for-us-and-lists-his-tattoos.21213/