Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack is currently away at ManQuest '24 an event hosted by his megachurch; a wilderness retreat for men. They are looking for a "MAN'S MAN," apparently.

I would spend so much money to be a fly on the wall at that shit show. Jack should have pitched this to a network — what a reality show that would make.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know damn well those bananas were bitter and didn't taste good. What retard puts in unripe bananas in the fridge then tries to drum up a conspiracy about them browning so fast while they're still unripe. Oh yeah I forgot Jack has been warning us that our food is killing us and the FDA is evil.

It's actually a thing and it seems to be light sensitive. I don't know what it is but if you keep bananas in the dark most of the time they will go from green to ripe and bypass the normal yellow stage. Meaning they'll be partly green and partly brown while being sweet and soft. So yeah if he kept them in the fridge then I'm not surprised they came out that way.

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The professional YouTube chef shows his level of skill by turning unripe bananas into hard, brown skin bananas by placing them into the fridge. The recipe and the final product seem fine but Tammie saying she hates cocoa makes it seems that Jack is going to eat them off camera give them to his church.

The fact that Tammy hates cocoa is proof positive that Fatty is going to eat these when nobody is looking then blame Jr or Hope got at them.

Jack is currently away at ManQuest '24 an event hosted by his megachurch; a wilderness retreat for men. They are looking for a "MAN'S MAN," apparently.
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And by wilderness they mean the climate controlled cooperate lobby of cornerstone church itself.
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Fatty probably misread that and felt if they were looking for a Man's Man to be there that he could meet said man and suck him off when nobody was looking.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Jack is currently away at ManQuest '24 an event hosted by his megachurch; a wilderness retreat for men. They are looking for a "MAN'S MAN," apparently.
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And by wilderness they mean the climate controlled cooperate lobby of cornerstone church itself.
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I hope Tammy has a relaxing time. She's an awful person in her own right, but she needs a break.

 

[Tiresome]

I hope Tammy has a relaxing time. She's an awful person in her own right, but she needs a break.

She's a gigantic enabler, if Jack was a self-destroying alcoholic, she'd be coming home with 6 handles of Smirnoff a week for him. She deserves every bit of labor, aggravation and depression Jack puts her through, because she helped him become this. Don't forget, when he was in the care facility for his last crippling stroke, she was smuggling in masses of fast food and taking him on day trips to the movies to pour buttered popcorn down his throat.

 

[Super Hans v2]

if Jack was a self-destroying alcoholic, she'd be coming home with 6 handles of Smirnoff

Supposedly, Jack was an alcoholic before TamHam and him quitting was one of her conditions for marriage. Ironically, the vice she was okay with is more expensive, killing him slower, and is probably making just as much a mess with bodily substances.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I hope Tammy has a relaxing time. She's an awful person in her own right, but she needs a break.

Tammy gets a break when she puts a pillow over Jack's face one night and finishes the job. Until then, she's getting what she deserves.

 

[AltisticRight]

Those brownies resemble slabs of mud natives use to build huts out of.
I also bet their food is a lot more edible that whatever this sacrilegious slab of shit Scalfatty shat out.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That sounds pretty homoerotic to me

Surprised there's no art by Tom of Finland at Cornerstone's men's orgy.

 

[p1138]

What? Another "men's" event thing at the stupid mega church, but Fatty isn't having Tammy cook up 200 pounds of "church meat PULPORKS" for him to pretend to take along?

 

[brooky]

Jack is currently away at ManQuest '24 an event hosted by his megachurch; a wilderness retreat for men. They are looking for a "MAN'S MAN," apparently.
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And by wilderness they mean the climate controlled cooperate lobby of cornerstone church itself.
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The SEND ME thing is mashing up two different Bible quotes.

Isaiah 6:8, "I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me."

This passage is about being ready and willing to do the right thing when called upon to do it. The last time I saw this passage quoted in the wild was in the series Unbelievable, which was based on a true story. A lady detective had Isaiah 6:8 written on her car dashboard to remind her why she did her job, which was investigating rapes and sexual assault. She went on to catch a serial rapist that had gone so long undetected because nobody else could be bothered to take his victims seriously.

Mark 1:2 "Behold, I send my messenger before thy face,
Which shall prepare thy way before thee.
The voice of one crying in the wilderness, 'Prepare ye the way of the Lord, Make his paths straight.'"

This is God saying that he's sent a messenger to prepare/warn us. (John the Baptist, to tell people about Jesus before he came.) "Voice in the wilderness" is an idiom for a lone person telling the truth to society and not being listened to or believed.

I'm not sure why they mashed these two verses up or what they think either of these have to do with manliness. I know Jack loves to think of himself being right all the time, but that's not really what voice in the wilderness means. What's Jack warning us about? I mean I guess he's a cautionary tale about strokes.

I suppose the "send me" quote could be co-opted by men who think men need to be rugged "do what needs to be done regardless of recognition or hardship" types. I have a hard time seeing Jack put himself to any inconvenience when he sees something that needs to be done, though.

 

[The Stranger]

I suppose the "send me" quote could be co-opted by men who think men need to be rugged "do what needs to be done regardless of recognition or hardship" types. I have a hard time seeing Jack put himself to any inconvenience when he sees something that needs to be done, though.

There's nothing like performative masculinity to draw in insecure men

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Supposedly, Jack was an alcoholic before TamHam and him quitting was one of her conditions for marriage. Ironically, the vice she was okay with is more expensive, killing him slower, and is probably making just as much a mess with bodily substances.

That makes sense, Jack has an addictive personality.

I'm not sure why they mashed these two verses up or what they think either of these have to do with manliness.

I don’t think they know either.

 

[Pig Cups]

Tammy gets a break when she puts a pillow over Jack's face one night and finishes the job. Until then, she's getting what she deserves.

I’d rather the deed be done by some savage, Haitian in-home nurse, who snaps once Jack’s abusive behavior becomes too intolerable.

For real, though- if you were to suffocate Jack with a pillow, think about what the side that was pressed onto his face would look like afterwards. All that grease, grime, and food residue? It’d probably look like the Shroud of Turin.

I hope Tammy has a relaxing time. She's an awful person in her own right, but she needs a break.

No way she’s taking a break. Caring for manbaby is a 24/7 commitment.

For example, what happens when zero-independence Jack needs to be diapered during one of the sermons? Who else can he rely on to do it? The pastor? Some random congregant?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There's nothing like performative masculinity to draw in insecure men

Exactly. Jack is one of those retards that would pay $2000 to go to a weekend "alpha male" seminar

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There's nothing like performative masculinity to draw in insecure men

Exactly. If you need your "brothers" around you so that you can feel strong then guess what? You're not strong.

And Fatty is just going along with this in the hopes that he's able to get in the center of a big sweaty man pile.

Exactly. Jack is one of those retards that would pay $2000 to go to a weekend "alpha male" seminar

Then be the most Beta Bitch of the group.

 

[Tiresome]

Then be the most Beta Bitch of the group.

He probably went to these paid things more than once before he was crippled. Giggling into the back of his hand and batting his eyes at the other, slightly taller and more well built, losers.

 

[biggacracka]

I suppose the "send me" quote could be co-opted by men who think men need to be rugged "do what needs to be done regardless of recognition or hardship" types. I have a hard time seeing Jack put himself to any inconvenience when he sees something that needs to be done, though.

For jack, "SEND ME" is followed by "MOAR MEATS"

 

[Gulls on Film]

I hope Tammy has a relaxing time. She's an awful person in her own right, but she needs a break.

I'm just surprised he didn't force Tammy to smoke 20 PULLED PORKS like he did the last time he went to one of these things.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Isn't Jack a less gubmint kinda guy? Why would he want more FDA oversight on fuud.

 

[SteveGoatman]

That sounds pretty homoerotic to me

Thank you. This is easily one of the most homoerotic things I've seen to the point you almossstttt swear this is satire or whomever did the creative work on this is quietly having a laugh in the background or intentionally sabotaging the event. I mean..."Manquest" and "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN'S MAN"...Wow. Also, this is exactly the flavor of "alpha male" crap Jack would buy into because it's directly tied to his whitebread church. It's just a marginally different flavor of the same pie as Andrew Tate or those chuds who paid 20k to pretend to be in Navy Seals BUD/S.