Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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netorare said:
is he even around anymore?
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Yeah, he has nothing going on in his life so he is still ruining /v/ and he's putting his position as a janny on his job applications when looking for work. Unsurprisingly, nobody hired him yet when they see "Administrator of 8chan" on his resume and a quick research into him shows his anus pictures. He has a thread here, and he occasionally shows up to have a little meltdown in person.

Day of the Cope said:
>comes out in support of Kamala
>shows of a Christ Is King shirt
>said shirt has a fucking cum stain

The fact that anyone took the "alt-right" seriously at any point will forever be hilarious to me. A bunch of zoomers that are so worried about "the future of the white race" but remain unmarried without kids tells you all you need to know.
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Your first mistake was falling for the keyfabe and thinking Nick stands for anything in his life at all, aside from lusting after (underage) boys and cum.
 
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As a long time user of the forum this is not my first experience analyzing mysterious stein that looks exactly like cum. After deep analysis taking roughly three million microseconds I have reached some conclusions.

1. It's definitely cum.
2. The origin of cum is not from nick but from another homosexual.
3. Nick is getting really fat which is why he's wearing baggy clothing.

I would like to submit my findings as evidence giving the time I took to analyze the material and my experience watching retarded faggots on the internet. Thank you for your time.
 
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>the Nick Fuentes subforum got created because Jaden McNeil defected from the groypers after Nick allegedly used a blacklight to search for semen stains for proof that Jaden was banging his girlfriend
>A&H wignats, BAPcels, and other Groyper alogs are now spending hours examining random stains on Nick's clothing and debating whether or not they are from semen

We have come full circle.

In all seriousness, judging from the spot of the stain, it is likely from some sloppily put together McChicken sandwich that had too much mayo on it. The stain is exactly where someone would wipe their hands off on their shirt if they got something on their hands.
 
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Could be a detergent stain. The plastic coating on Tide pods and other pod detergents doesn't always dissolve properly in the washing machine, so they streak your clothes with what looks like cum but it washes out with another rinse. Nick probably eats cum but him being a messy manchild is a far more likely explanation for the stain. If it was THAT much cum I imagine it'd get crusty and start sticking together
 
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Heather Mason 2 said:
Could be a detergent stain. The plastic coating on Tide pods and other pod detergents doesn't always dissolve properly in the washing machine, so they streak your clothes with what looks like cum but it washes out with another rinse. Nick probably eats cum but him being a messy manchild is a far more likely explanation for the stain. If it was THAT much cum I imagine it'd get crusty and start sticking together
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This actually makes the whole situation way more funny in a cosmic sense so I hope it isn't cum, because he's such a flaming faggot nobody would believe him anyway.
 
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dvorak said:
Y-y-you just don't get it chud. Real salt of the earth midwesterners like our humble Minnesotan man vice president to-be and our Land of Lincoln e-boy don't mind shucking some corn with their bros on a Friday night.
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To be fair, pedophiles are to the midwest as corn is to the midwest.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
As a long time user of the forum this is not my first experience analyzing mysterious stein that looks exactly like cum. After deep analysis taking roughly three million microseconds I have reached some conclusions.

1. It's definitely cum.
2. The origin of cum is not from nick but from another homosexual.
3. Nick is getting really fat which is why he's wearing baggy clothing.

I would like to submit my findings as evidence giving the time I took to analyze the material and my experience watching retarded faggots on the internet. Thank you for your time.
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You’re welcome and thank you for your expert analysis. However if I may ask. Do you know the exact amount of sperm that faggot Fuentes has on his clothes?
 
I dislike groypers more than SJWs at this point so seeing how gay their leader is gives me a smile.

I’m calling it now. Eventually Nick Fuentes is going to find gay Jesus and go on a massive tour about how he used to be an awful white supremacist that suppressed his own homosexuality. When that happens I can’t wait to see how groypers react.
 
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lol penis
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