DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Yung Dalph]

No they're worse. DSP dents know they're retarded, Kino dents think they're actually funny.
Giving money to a man baby directly is dented. Having another grown man suggest you give money to a man baby is another level of dented.

I can't blame them. They've made so many dentractors here and on Twitter sperg out of their minds.

 

[nearbycoral]

Fake tip? Kinda looks like he's priming the tips jar since the tips were stuck on $53 for 40 minutes. The anonymous tips usually have the same, generic message. Enjoying the stream. Keep up the good work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS04XDBVOKo&t=6946s

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Fake tip? Kinda looks like he's priming the tips jar since the tips were stuck on $53 for 40 minutes. The anonymous tips usually have the same, generic message. Enjoying the stream. Keep up the good work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS04XDBVOKo&t=6946s

I would be moreso convinced that's the new planetjeff/oneminuteman account than priming the jar. He's so weird and autistic that I have a hard time believing he'd fake a tip, and has never been caught doing so. On the other hand he will delay tips, the exact opposite effort, to be able to bait more based on having less money. I don't think he really understands why he gets money, so I don't really think he puts much if any thought into how to minmax that. I guess outside of the failed Ducktales moon fake rage video.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"I'm not a beggar" - DSB

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

This is truly an astonishing video from Snort Hogan. Phil explicitly delays stream start until support improves.

https://youtu.be/oUVNJQWh9z0

Edit: Fixed, thanks @Shocked and Horrified

He's so sad man. The stream started his "youtube mode" after 54 minutes of the stream actually running, and hardcore begging. He then received a 1 dollar tip. He ended the night at 200 dollars I believe, getting to 6 on the Beggar King Streak. Too bad he's too dumb to put something interesting on the otherside of the streak reaching every 5 increment, as it would greatly increase his milking potential with these tards.

 

[Balr0g]

Joon seems to be confused which thumbnail he wants to use. First the reupload had the 2nd thumbnail and now it's back to the first

And if we add the numbers it's close to 900k now

 

[Gramh]

I haven't been watching his revenue but I can't imagine this new King's Streak is bringing in the money he hopes it is. Youtube taking a cut, barely hitting his $200 goal, etc. I wonder if after his first Youtube payout he'll be memory holing the superchats.

 

[Grease Fountain]

 

[Vesce]

DSP doesn't know what to do. The blackout curtains he bought didn't work like an air conditioner and he's now out of options. I truly have no idea what goes on in his oddly shaped head. He could have just left his air conditioner in the window for another month.

It's worth highlighting the exact reason he gave for why he couldn't leave his a/c in the window until it's, you know, cool out: because it is now Aut-tumn.

 

[Lazycunt]

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Is he still trying to convince himself that him earning more money hurts detractors?

Literally wouldn't change anything it's been some of his best performances in ages

Only thing Phil has ever felted(such forced faggotry) was himself. He's just a man who stumbled into decent success and then proceed to lazily stumble into failure.

 

[nearbycoral]

Joon seems to be confused which thumbnail he wants to use. First the reupload had the 2nd thumbnail and now it's back to the first
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And if we add the numbers it's close to 900k now

You can use multiple thumbnails that will be used randomly.

I haven't been watching his revenue but I can't imagine this new King's Streak is bringing in the money he hopes it is. Youtube taking a cut, barely hitting his $200 goal, etc. I wonder if after his first Youtube payout he'll be memory holing the superchats.

OnlyIcedRetard switched to tips after Dave complained about getting too many SCs and not enough tips.

 

[Balr0g]

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Only if he uses that money to turn himself and his fat wife into swimsuit models. Otherwise he is just the perfect example of a retard who got himself money and wastes it all on bullshit. Once a looser always a looser

 

[myone]

I can understand giving phil a few bucks here and there to "own" detractors.

I can't. That's worse than flushing money down the toilet. It makes you even more retarded than a DSP fan, at least they are spending their money on something that they genuinely enjoy.

It's a special kind of dumb to burn your own money out of spite. For a DSP fan I can feel some minor amounts of pity, they are mentally stunted, easily duped and have no taste.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Someone needs to bully him into not using felt/felting anymore, like how users in this thread would make fun of him overusing certain words and Phil over time phases them out because he totally doesn't read the thread, dood.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This is the same sort of attitude that he gave Craig weeks ago. And Phil thought he won.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I can't blame them. They've made so many dentractors here and on Twitter sperg out of their minds.

Did they though? Cam dents really “own@ anyone? They gave away their government retard checks. I guess they can laugh at twitter with empty stomachs and dirty adult diapers

 

[#lurker]

Joon seems to be confused which thumbnail he wants to use. First the reupload had the 2nd thumbnail and now it's back to the first

Youtube has A/B testing where you can use multiple thumbnails to see which garners more clicks.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I would be moreso convinced that's the new planetjeff/oneminuteman account than priming the jar. He's so weird and autistic that I have a hard time believing he'd fake a tip, and has never been caught doing so. On the other hand he will delay tips, the exact opposite effort, to be able to bait more based on having less money. I don't think he really understands why he gets money, so I don't really think he puts much if any thought into how to minmax that. I guess outside of the failed Ducktales moon fake rage video.

Adding onto this, I think if Phil really changed his mind about fake tipping, we wouldn't have seen the end of the King Streak multiple times. He clearly cared about it because he was pushing and going into overtime, so if he was fake tipping to own the detractors or whatever, I think he'd have done it then as well.

Phil would rather wait out and guilt real tips so he has something to spend then create fake tips. This is more speculation than anything else, but I also think he likes holding the end of the streak over the heads of his paypigs because he thinks he can use it to guilt/motivate them to donate more to restart the streak. It might also tie into his apology fetish, with him seeing the money as his paypigs apologizing for letting him down and not getting their disability checks in quick enough the previous night.

 

[Very Honest Content]

If he hasn't said it, he's going to. It's the kind of retarded half-lie half-truth Phil always says and has no reason to ever say but only does because it's so fucking convoluted and stupid that he can weasel his way out of by not giving any proof and having to way to verify it.

He has not said it, that I know of, yet. But yes, that is exactly the kind of pigroach pignosis obfuscation he'd go right to on the WWE Champions account in order to keep status quo and "stick it to the trolls," at $110.89 a pop to felt himself 100% of the time. (Your theoretic Phil narration is very close to what will actually be claimed when the time comes too, very well done, we both obviously know the pigroach's tics all too well apparently.)

I boosted him once after his KC appearance though since he had been pretty entertaining for a couple months

What was entertaining enough to admit to paypigging a lolcow? Did you like his lies, his cheating, or his cowardice the most?

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Joon seems to be confused which thumbnail he wants to use. First the reupload had the 2nd thumbnail and now it's back to the first
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And if we add the numbers it's close to 900k now

YouTube lets you use multiple thumbnails and shows you, the uploader, which thumbnail gets the most clicks.

This helps you figure out what the people click on. LinusTechTips talked about this extensively.