Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Anna is now stating on threads she is neurodivergent because the same gene that makes her unable to lose weight also causes ADHD. She also has been called out as a clickbait story faker. And is trying to jump on the P . Diddy train.
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Anna in a nutshell:

A woman shares a dress she made that celeb wore! How exciting for her. What does Anna say?

What about me? Don’t you make clothes for fats?

Nothing about how pretty the dress is, how cool it must be to see your design being worn for an even, how cute it fits….just her not having a dress made too.

She’s a miserable, disgrace of a human. No wonder she wants Threads to be a secret except for brown noses , unless she’s promoting something, of course.

She shows herself eating hotdogs, Cotten candy, bagels, candy after surgery, fruit rollups, even that cucumber thing had a quarter cut of salt-substitute seasoning in it. She doesn’t show vibration plates, she doesn’t show healthy portions, she shows her lack of ability working out. She’s getting fatter and fatter-her gunt is rolling uncontrollably down which means another year and we won’t have to worry about seeing her moose knuckle, at least.

She relates then one-ups a story about knocking holes in her wall putting up curtains but is Type A? Where is your level? Where is your pencil for marking?

She wants us all to participate in her delusions and is frustrated we don’t. She wants to dive deep into being sick, well she’s going to get her wish. Nobody will ever be able to tell her the truth.
 
Anna this optical illusion is not fooling anyone.
Honestly nobody who is even a tiny bit chubby (except kids obvs) should wear skeleton tshirts or pants etc. It's too embarrassing. A massive behemoth wearing a skelly shirt is like...ok I guess theoretically there could be some ribs under there somewhere, maybe located in that general region? But also it appears that perhaps her insides are being held together with an old full-sized Rubbermaid trash can instead. Anyway, nobody's ribs are as wide as the bones on that stretched out shirt, other than those of a fully grown gorilla.
 
I can’t believe Anna posted about Diddy and then got all defensive when people asked about it. I hate how much she loves Threads. Her post about not wanting new people to find her on there except her curated echo chamber is classic FAT.

Unrelated … why has Anna never bothered getting botox or lip filler? Her forehead is nasty and her lips are non existent. Does she consider herself a natural beauty girlie?
 
Okay.....calling bullshit on that story, because there's no way a male model would ever talk to Anna.

I mean, we know regular guys don't, unless they have to (like the inflatable suit guy she was crushing on.....probably the only guy who's paid attention to her for over ten minutes this year, besides Jon and the scammy, conveniently gay doctor).
 
Yeah, riiiiiiight. I'm sure that designer will jump on that.

Forget about the fact that you'd need to draft an original pattern to accommodate her non-standard figure. Anna's not going to be the type to understand that you can't just whip up a dress in 30 minutes, it would require several fittings, or that she might need to get a bigger bolt of fabric so it lays right (and it might not be easy to find something suitable in a 60 inch bolt.)

That's before we get to the cherry on top......She wouldn't want to pay what it would be worth to get a custom outfit.

Confession time....I don't want to pay that either, that's why I learned how to sew.

I know Anna had a sewing machine at one time, but I can't think of anyone who would have patterns in her size. If you think regular off the rack sizes are crazy, pattern sizing is even worse. *IF* Butterick/McCall's had something in a size 24.....or whatever size she's claiming......I guarantee it would be way too small for her. That would be more like a size 18 off the rack. Vogue? Yeah, right, they don't go that high.

And that's before we get to vintage patterns. You might be an modern off the rack size 10, but they were shitlords in the past.....enjoy your size 24, or more if you're busty.

Stick to one of your "haul" companies, Anna. Maybe they have something sparkly you can use for your special event.
 
That's before we get to the cherry on top......She wouldn't want to pay what it would be worth to get a custom outfit.
Anna is the sort I expect to turn up on @canyousewthisforme on Insta (name omitted but still obviously her), asking an indie designer to make her gigantic plus-size self a dress in exchange for 'exposure" (something we know she'd never stoop to herself; Anna does nothing for free).

At best, Anna would generously agree to pay for the fabric, but still expect the designer to drop everthing else they're doing, draft or drape a custom pattern based on Anna's fantasies, and whip up a dress that was everything Anna asked for.

Fortunately, nobody's enough of a sucker to do that, because of course, Anna would either find something to mock and/or complain about as she wore it, or just never wear it at all.
 
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Eat to make yourself feel more important than you are.
Also, acting surprised about people wanna know who you posted about, fuck off anna
She didn't realize people were going to "demand" to know what supposedly happened, as though it never even occurred to her that hinting she might have some sort of salacious story about a celebrity's sex parties is bound to attract curiosity. Talking about it makes her super uncomfortable, yet she chose to share it online entirely unprompted rather than keep to herself. It's not something she wishes to add to the Internet, except that's exactly what she did. It's haunted her for years, but she wasn't actually involved with whatever happened at all save for hearing about it at a party.

I hope she made the whole thing up. Imagine sacrificing your dignity and safety to fulfill the sexual desires of a rich degenerate in order to pay your bills, only for some awkward weirdo you met once at a party to spill it all online and somehow make your supposedly harrowing experience about herself so she can bask in the attention she desperately craves before turning around and scolding everyone who gave it to her.
 
Anna has been posting an awful lot of flashback photos lately. She's probably feeling much shittier, physically, than she ever has before. It may be dawning on her that liposculpture is not the cure-all she deluded herself into: she's bigger than ever, hurts more than ever, and has worse mobility than ever before.

Of course, none of this came with the dawning realization that her food addiction is what she needs to change.
 
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