Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[lezbreal]

You might want to tell that to Dictionary.com because it appears you missed the other definition of that term or did you purposely try to avoid showing it because it proves you wrong and you're being a cunt?

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Now who's the dumb bitch?

@Shiverpeaks still being an insufferable fag I see.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Show us on the doll where antiquing hurt you, Jesus Christ man

 

[Crab Latte]

Why are you so angry Jessica has nicer jewelry than you do?

This is impossible because anyone can fall face first into a thrift store or a pawn shop and come out with better jewelry. But please for the love of fucking god stop shitting up the thread.

 

[anliteralidiot]

This is impossible because anyone can fall face first into a thrift store or a pawn shop and come out with better jewelry. But please for the love of fucking god stop shitting up the thread.

JM mentioned that there's a stream where NAL was asking about how to tell if pearls were real, and her chat td her to rub them on her teeth. I wish we still had that.

 

[ADHD]

@Shiverpeaks is in time out for a week, carry on.

 

[Raxxinator]

Said the fat women angry Jessica has nicer jewelry than them despite living in a horde of shit. Quality posts asking if her rings are pewter or silver should be featured on the front page. It's so insightful and relevant to why she's an unlikable whore.

Implying that Jessica has “nice” jewelry when that fire opal is 100% a cheap lab created cabochon*instead of a genuine opal

*since natural opals are delicate & water soluble, lab grown opals are actually a great alternative cos they’re sturdy & won’t lose clarity, but the lower end cabs can look cheap. and acting like Jessica’s ring is anything more than a mass produced generic costume ring that you’d see on Amazon is a good indicator that you probably don’t know a thing about quality jewelry. edited for jewelry sperging.

 

[bonified retard]

Retarded bird killers that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Retarded bird killers that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Fuck me, she has been spiraling for two weeks straight now I think? Her love/rage/love/rage loop continues, I think it got even worse after the cops came knocking.

Also, I absolutley love it when an alcoholic retard makes fun of an alcoholic retard for being alcoholic and retarded.

Ok, I admit, this one was kind of funny. Even though the boy was nothing but nice to you, you horrible air sucker. He gave you a house and money, you made him almost blow his brains out. But he DID look bald as fuck in that frame.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Fuck me, she has been spiraling for two weeks straight now I think? Her love/rage/love/rage loop continues, I think it got even worse after the cops came knocking.

Also, I absolutley love it when an alcoholic retard makes fun of an alcoholic retard for being alcoholic and retarded.

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Ok, I admit, this one was kind of funny. Even though the boy was nothing but nice to you, you horrible air sucker. He gave you a house and money, you made him almost blow his brains out. But he DID look bald as fuck in that frame.

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She's forgetting her own bald spot... What does that mean about her?

 

[Crab Latte]

Implying that Jessica has “nice” jewelry when that fire opal is 100% a cheap lab created cabochon*instead of a genuine opal

*since natural opals are delicate & water soluble, lab grown opals are actually a great alternative cos they’re sturdy & won’t lose clarity, but the lower end cabs can look cheap. and acting like Jessica’s ring is anything more than a mass produced generic costume ring that you’d see on Amazon is a good indicator that you probably don’t know a thing about quality jewelry. edited for jewelry sperging.

JEWELRY SPERGING ZONE

1. No opal is sturdy even if it's lab, with a maximum hardness of 6.5 on the mohs scale, and 2. 'water soluble' is an inaccurate term as they do not dissolve in water but rather absorb moisture which leads to a loss of fire, a yellowing in color, and an internal cracking within the stone that eventually makes its way to the surface. This happens to both lab and natural opals. Lab created opals are mostly opaque so it's not an issue of clarity, but it will still destroy the stone. The stone itself does not dissolve but repeated surface contact with chemicals will pit and degrade the polished surface, which effects how the light interacts with the internal structure of the stone (silica spheres). This applies to both natural and lab created opals, but it is true lab created opals are a cost effective alternative because they are more easily replaced. She will never know the joys of anything more than a common white lab created opal.

I agree it is absolutely mass produced trash, as you implied. I am surprised she has not knocked a white topaz out of it yet. That ring wont last 5 years.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I made NAL and Cobez both in The Sims 2 and 3 so I thought I'd share for y'all.

 

[chromebookgamer]

I made NAL and Cobez both in The Sims 2 and 3 so I thought I'd share for y'all.

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please create the trailer, have them live together and tell us the result

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Her Instagram story is like 50 posts long of stupid ass relationship and break up quotes, mixed with a couple of really insulting ones against him, like the one where she states "Ellen doesn't want you bro". You can literally see her moods shift from depression to anger and back again. Fascinating.

 

[lottalove]

Her Instagram story is like 50 posts long of stupid ass relationship and break up quotes, mixed with a couple of really insulting ones against him, like the one where she states "Ellen doesn't want you bro". You can literally see her moods shift from depression to anger and back again. Fascinating.

Coping and seething continues on her FB page, too.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Anyway, NAL is posting her yeasty pants Josh made her

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I can't decide if the little figure on the left is Cobra with his pie high hat or NAL with her floppy ears. Either way he's a cute little fella jumping for joy, or passed out in the floor.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

She shared this post on FB from a page called Gothic Darling, this is a declaration of war if I've ever seen one:

"Goth is not synonymous with Satanism or Satanic stuff. I know some pages post blatantly "evil" images as goth but its not. Some pages also like to post anti-Christian things for views and attention. That's not my style, I run a store and am friendly with people from all over the world face to face.
I do not post satanic symbols and anti-religious stuff because that is not Gothic. People who are into the devil and wearing satanic imagery is totally different and nothing to do with actual Goth Culture.
I like to wear black but I believe in good, not evil."

 

[anliteralidiot]

Coping and seething continues on her FB page, too.
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She bitched that he could get any pussy he wanted, but she could get some dick just as easily. She just has to shut up.

 

[Raxxinator]

JEWELRY SPERGING ZONE

1. No opal is sturdy even if it's lab, with a maximum hardness of 6.5 on the mohs scale, and 2. 'water soluble' is an inaccurate term as they do not dissolve in water but rather absorb moisture which leads to a loss of fire, a yellowing in color, and an internal cracking within the stone that eventually makes its way to the surface. This happens to both lab and natural opals. Lab created opals are mostly opaque so it's not an issue of clarity, but it will still destroy the stone. The stone itself does not dissolve but repeated surface contact with chemicals will pit and degrade the polished surface, which effects how the light interacts with the internal structure of the stone (silica spheres). This applies to both natural and lab created opals, but it is true lab created opals are a cost effective alternative because they are more easily replaced. She will never know the joys of anything more than a common white lab created opal.

I agree it is absolutely mass produced trash, as you implied. I am surprised she has not knocked a white topaz out of it yet. That ring wont last 5 years.

Genuinely thank you for engaging in jewelry spergery with me May you have an abundance of high clarity AAA quality cabs, & nothing but blue dyed howlite “turquoise” & opalite “moonstone” for NAL.

I wonder what she’s going to do when the cab eventually pops out of its setting, it would be hilarious if it happens while she’s live-streaming.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Why couldn’t this have happened instead?

 

[Crab Latte]

Genuinely thank you for engaging in jewelry spergery with me May you have an abundance of high clarity AAA quality cabs, & nothing but blue dyed howlite “turquoise” & opalite “moonstone” for NAL.

I wonder what she’s going to do when the cab eventually pops out of its setting, it would be hilarious if it happens while she’s live-streaming.

My money is on it cracking after one good flail of her hand and falling out in pieces. I'm really invested in how and when she breaks this ring lol