🥝 Community Kiwi Space Station 13 Server (2024 edition) - Space Station 13

[HahaYes]

Whoever it was that was trying to skinwalk some of the crew in various rounds that shit was fucking funny

 

[geckogoy]

>gunshots and lasers near robotics
>runs to chapel to see if that is where its going down
>detective's dead body being dragged out of a pile of revolver shell casings into maint by unknown in atmos tech void suit
>horrifying
>inform CE and ask him to break into the armory with me
>he agrees and we arm up

Spoiler

>mfw regarding every locker with suspicion while hunting for him

Honestly first time in a while I actually had fun instead of being busy jannying or trying to fix things

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

OpenSS13 for Byond 513, unverified, but i have other OpenSS13 versions. That "first" station served as the basis for the Derelict.

I said earlier I'd look for the 516 compat version, I found it. Mattoks has generously made a 516 beta-compatible version also under GPL-3.0 (not AGPL) of the old baystation luna code. I'm not aware of too many codebases using this as most SS13 branches are based off /tg/ these days.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

>mfw regarding every locker with suspicion while hunting for him

I really traumatized you guys with that locker trick last week, huh?

Edit from last night game, this is only a quick one and some better ones are on the way God willing. Should I keep uploading videos directly here or would people prefer I put them on YouTube, Odysee, Rumble, etc?

Spoiler: Treyvarius Williams the hero

 

[0000]

Last night i got home late and could only join for a bit but can someone tell me wtf was going on here?
I just know someone killed my original target (nice) and some other guy, then proceeded to extract his brains (sweet).

 

[Jotch]

I really traumatized you guys with that locker trick last week, huh?

Edit from last night game, this is only a quick one and some better ones are on the way God willing. Should I keep uploading videos directly here or would people prefer I put them on YouTube, Odysee, Rumble, etc?

Spoiler: Treyvarius Williams the hero

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If you have to upload them off-site, do anything but YouTube.
I'd prefer Odysee. But most of all on-site.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@geckogoy I submit the most banal but yet still important addition to consider for the server for feedback, thrown together in ms paint in 5 minutes...
(The old pic is from old /tg/... Easier to use that than have to recompile...)

Spoiler: fullsize pic

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

Can turn it into a regularly colored D if needed.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

If you have to upload them off-site, do anything but YouTube.
I'd prefer Odysee. But most of all on-site.

I think YouTube might have the highest chances of getting more people on the server if anything, but I understand your opinion. I will probably get banned the moment someone from the corporation notices anything I make anyway.
Also the reason I was thinking off site is for two reasons:
1: Save Josh some more disk space.
2: Store all videos in one single place so people can easily find them back to back.
I know most people don't like going off site, which is fair, and I am open to any arguments against it as well.

 

[HahaYes]

Last night i got home late and could only join for a bit but can someone tell me wtf was going on here?
I just know someone killed my original target (nice) and some other guy, then proceeded to extract his brains (sweet).

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I got strapped and exploded with c4 twice, gibbed on the second, Jared our HOS caught them in the act and got executed, some other poor nigga also got strapped with c4 and gibbed very shortly after in the ssme hallway

In short, haha c4 go brrrrr

Store all videos in one single place so people can easily find them back to back.

Always keep a local copy on here for archival and when jewtube inevitably nuke it all

 

[MAAAD]

SPACE STATION 13 STORIES TIME!

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>come across a giant ass spider invading engineering
>inform the crew over the radio and begin arguing (gaslighting) with the AI to let me enter so i can "PEACEFULLY NEGOTIATE" (Get into a fist fight) with the "Alien Species (Giant Spider)
>end up burrowing my way into the room instead through maintanence, and find a butchers cleaver in the process
>Fight and Kill the spider while screaming "PEACEFUL NEGOTIATIONS" over the comms

Attaching a screenshot for posterity.


>be Scientist
>the crew and NTD Intrepid are being conspiracy schizos again
>they spread rumors and misinformation about "alien presence" or some such
>rightfully call them out as uneducated plebs and mock them for their stupidity
>intentionally spend almost entire shift in my mancave
>see no aliens, hear no aliens, speak no aliens
>the emergency shuttle arrives
>board it
>the crew is busy discussing their fight against the supposed aliens
>completely ANNIHILATE their backward beliefs with FACTS and LOGIC

>gunshots and lasers near robotics
>runs to chapel to see if that is where its going down
>detective's dead body being dragged out of a pile of revolver shell casings into maint by unknown in atmos tech void suit
>horrifying
>inform CE and ask him to break into the armory with me
>he agrees and we arm up

Spoiler

>mfw regarding every locker with suspicion while hunting for him
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Honestly first time in a while I actually had fun instead of being busy jannying or trying to fix things

>be Detective for the first time
>find out that I don't have a regular Security access
>can't open security lockers to get stuns and other basic equipment
>want to get an access change
>two Heads on the crew manifest, CE and CMO
>pester the CE for a few minutes only to find out he doesn't have a spare
>CMO isn't responding over the radio
>climb a table in Medbay Lobby to check the CMC
>see Todd Scott dead as fuck in Chapel, has a shit load of brute damage
>inform the crew about that over radio and head there to investigate
>see an Atmosian hacking into Chaplain's Office
>immediatly assume he's doing that because he heard my message and wants to help recover Todd's corpse
>unholster my revolver, ready to charge inside
>he suddenly stops hacking
>hey, what's wr-
>whips out a laser carbine and starts blasting
>gunfight ensues
>try to take cover behind the nearest wall
>Chapel is a really open room so I get fatally shot anyway
>in my last moments see myself being dragged away into the deepest maintenance
>wake up near Cloning and tubes some time later
>immediatly attacked by another traitor and dragged into maintenance again before I even got dressed
>miraculously survive
>rescued from maints by a Roboticist
>put through a wild ride again
>take a look around Medbay after I'm fully patched up
>it's a fucking bloodbath
>pay Kitchen a visit since I'm starving
>help myself with a taco
>meet a fellow secoff, The Dude
>tell him about all of my misadventures this shift
>come to a conclusion that none of this would've happened if the heads were competent and had secured the spare at the start of the shift
>we both agree to dunk on them after we arrive at CentCom
>Roboticist gifts me a Glock with two spare mags as a replacement for the lost revolver
>emergency shuttle arrives
>join KKK (Kool Kidz Klub) in the Shuttle Brig after it departs
>arrive at CentCom
>go guns blazing on the heads
>get outrobusted by the crew instead
Please disregard me calling the traitors "lackluster" yesterday as being salty about dying to them all the time


"Dear Mom,
Another glorious victory by the forces of mankind has been achieved and the green menace has once again been defeated. This time the battle took place aboard the infamous Space Station 13. Through great suffering and losses, we have prevailed. Do not worry, I am well and unharmed. Attached is a photo of me and my brothers-in-arms after the Battle of Genetics, celebrating the liberation of SS13. I will be assigned a new mission once I arrive at Central Command, but do not fret, I promise to make it back in one piece when all of this is over.
We're about to depart, so I have to stop here for now. I'm looking forward to meet you once again.
Yours truly,
Fate" - such was the message written at the back of a postcard received by the family of Fate Nek-Beered, the veteran of Space Blob Wars.

Spoiler: Treyvarius Williams the hero

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Last night i got home late and could only join for a bit but can someone tell me wtf was going on here?
I just know someone killed my original target (nice) and some other guy, then proceeded to extract his brains (sweet).

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>be Syndicate agent disguised as a Scientist
>objectives are to maim Roboticist named Oswald and steal the station's blueprints
>walk into Robotics and meet the guy
>he confesses he's new to the job and is trying to understand what's what
>decide to be his mentor for today
>"Alright, so this is an operating table. You put people on it, like this-"
>lay him onto the table
>"And then do this"
>grab a saw and turn his hand into a fine mincemeat
>jectie completed
>Oswald freaks out, calm him down and tell him that this is according to plan
>drag him to Medbay
>we get Clinton the HoP to open our way into Surgery for an anesthetic tank
>return to Robotics
>teach the intern how to use the Exosuit Fabricator
>he's a quick learner and prints a new robotic arm for himself
>perform limb reattachment surgery, he is now living up to his job title
>onto my next objective, stealing the blueprints
>have a following idea: ask John the CE for a favour, kill him using an element of surprise, take them blueprints off his corpse and then drag his body to Robotics to turn him into a new Cyborg
>craft a stunprod
>me and my student both head to Tech Storage
>ask John to open it for us over a PDA because we need those "glubbz and a few circuit boards"
>in the meantime, open my uplink and buy a Syndicate Kit
>get a revolver with a spare speedloader, an emag and two C4s
>MUHAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT
>buy one more C4 with the 2 TC I had left
>John arrives
>gain his trust by talking a bit
>he lets me get closer
>stun and stick a C4 on him to show Oswald how to PROPERLY extract brains
>BOOM
>John's hardsuit tanks the damage and keeps him in one piece
>darn it, take two
>BOOM
>the moment CE explodes in a shower of meat, Jared the HoS walks by
>Jared says, "What the fuck"
>there is no talking out of this
>we both start blasting, Oswald watches the gunplay behind the safety of glass airlocks
>dodge bullets left and right like a fucking Neo
>Clinton arrives to the HoS' rescue, bites a .357 bullet as well
>finally, after I'm fully out the HoS goes down
>intern still managed to get caught in a crossfire, is badly wounded
>stick a C4 on the HoP and pick up his brain
>collect John's brain as well
>trawl through his backpack
>no blueprints
>emag his office and his locker
>retrieve the valuable item
>jecties completed
>drag both Oswald and Jared to Medbay
>since I'm outta C4s, throw HoS in a cloner and let him cook
>patch the intern up in Operating Room
>grab a fire axe while I'm at it since my revolver's out
>we get the hell outta there before HoS gets back up on his feet
>come back to Robotics
>teach my protege about MMIs and their purpose
>after he sticks the brains in the jars, only John is responsive
>handhold the Roboticist during the constuction of a Cyborg every step of the way
>Emergency Shuttle is called halfway through the process
>John (what was left of him, anyways) makes sure to shittalk me every step of the way as well like an annoying body-less bitch
>lose my temper a few times, but generally keep my cool to make sure Oswald got everything right
>finally, he sticks a brain inside of John's new body
>ILIVEAGAIN.ogg
>congratulate the intern on successfully completing the Official Syndicate-Approved Orientation Course for Roboticists
>officially proclaim him to be THE Roboticist, a true and honest one!
>emag John the Cyborg to make him submit
>he does not and refuses to obey my orders admins admins failRP!!1
>introduce Oswald to the ultimate counter-silicon tool: the flash
>he uses it on the borg a couple of times to consolidate the newfound knowledge
>the shuttle arrives
>can clearly see armed-to-the-teeth Jared in the Departures
>decide that the best defence is offence
>grab the axe and swing it a him
>I'm way too slow because of the hunger, he has no problem landing the shots
>right before I fall into crit, swing the axe at a damaged window
>the room is spaced
>me, a Medical Doctor, a Shaft Miner and Oswald all get sucked into the breach
>die
>my head explodes, killing the poor doctor standing on the same tile as me
Man do I love roleplaying like you wouldn't hecking believe. I should've taught Oswald how to blow borgs while I was at it to be quite honest.

 

[HahaYes]

>John (what was left of him, anyways) makes sure to shittalk me every step of the way as well like an annoying body-less bitch
>lose my temper a few times, but generally keep my cool to make sure Oswald got everything right

Literally every second of that was fucking hysterical, thank you for going along with it

>he does not and refuses to obey my orders admins admins failRP!!1

Like you said, turns out you made a terminator model instead :^) Also tbh skill issue on my part, not very good at nor keen on playing borg as I find the RP side a bit limiting, my apologies

 

[PinKopyKat]

Someone should port HellMOO to byond.

 

[Big Green]

What am I missing with Xenobiology? The moment I spray a baby slime with a extinguisher the little bastard jumps on my ass and I nearly die.

 

[MAAAD]

Bug & feature request report @geckogoy:

• "You remove from the PDA-Jaylen Kepplinger (Captain)" - PDA cartridge names don't appear when removing them;
• Maybe map in moar bay12 vendors? IMHO they're cool;
• Rework seed_storage.dm into a vendor from vending.dm;
• Uncuck chemistry - make chem dispenser reagents recharge over time at the cost of power, keep chem cartridges for dispenser customization;
• I don't think Xenos should be able to read public announcements like they can right now;
• Bring back Virologists and viruses;
  • Viruses should only ever happen as a random event if there're active virologists aboard;
• Improve asteroid;
  • bring back abandonedcrates.dm;
  • bring back/port random Asteroid vaults i saw a fucking Wishgranter as a separate file so the vault code is most likely still in the game;
  • bring back/port Asteroid hostile mobs;
• Post-outcome Revolution special role - Enemy of the Revolution;
  
  • In case Revs win and successfuly overthrow Heads, the remaining loyalty-implanted personnel automatically become Enemies of the Revolution with a single objective - Stay alive until the end. Revs gain a new objective to dispose of the remaining loyalists.
  • What currently happens if Crew wins and kills all of the Headrevs? Do the remaining Revs lose their role automatically? If yes, then change that, fail their unfulfilled head-killing objectives and add an objective to Escape on the Emergency Shuttle alive and free.
• Clean up the "Cargo clearing account pin: 102051" roundstart message for Cargonians;
  • Clean up the clearing pin itself as well;
• Simple animal Xenomorphs' sprites are fugged;
  • they gib the wrong color as well;
• Giant spiders should leave green gibs;
• Bring back Secret to prevent roundstart metagaying during certain gamemodes (Xenos and especially Nuke);
  • Secret should not pick Extended and Meteors gamemodes because that will lead to snoozefest, diminish pop and make Secret universally hated again;
• Mid-round antags;
  • All of the roundstart antags except team antags start alone (lone nukie, lone xeno, etc);
  • Cortical Borers;
  • Ninja;
  • Rework catpeople into a midround role like on /vg/? Prohibit them in the Character Setup if that rework ever occurs;
• Buff Uplink Implant (to cost 12 TC and contain 10 TC);
• A special Fitting Room for Nuke Ops to disguise themselves for stealth operations;
  • alternatively just add Syndicate Chameleon kits to the armory;
• Add a spare energy cell to the Nukie voidsuit rack;
• Add eswords to Operatives' armory;
• Enable drone production in the Derelict (construction area);
  • APC is off by default in the room on Derelict that has drone factory, just turning it on likely won't help because that APC isn't getting recharged and drone factories have consume power when idle so more work needs to be done regarding this;
• Are Library computers working properly? I'm fairly sure you can't print normal, pre-coded books via them right now;
• Possibly broken sprites for "Blocker" (those invisible walls in the Thunderdome);
• Uh oh, the wrong area on CentCom got walled off (see screenshot);
  
  
• Give Detective normal Security access, the lack of it really cripples them;
• Reduce time to Reject occupant (yourself) from the cryo tube to 30 seconds;
• Can't do custom emotes (me "") inside of the Sleeper;
• Can't emote when buckled;
• Security hardsuit has no slowdown, should give at least a little bit;
• Camera taking photos lags the entire server;
• Proper in-hand sprite for the camera needed;
• Traitors spawn with duplicate objectives #2 and #3 for some reason;
  • Objective #2: Steal the station's blueprints.
    Objective #3: Steal the station's blueprints.
• Make announcement input window for Communications Console multi-lined;
  • could be ported from /vg/.

Should I keep uploading videos directly here or would people prefer I put them on YouTube

Absolutely do upload them on Youtube. With any luck, some of your vids will gain a few thousand views and we'll get a couple more players discovering the server via your vids. Also upload all of the past videos from the server you might have like that mecha duel one.
This worked for /vg/ who were getting discovered this way (and via 4chan of course) before opening up to the hub, might work for us too, but even if it doesn't you aren't losing anything.
And no, SS13 content generally does not get deleted. All of the decade-old gameplay videos from old Goon that have visible naughty words like "fag" and "retarded" in them are still up, all of the furfag-griefing footage that was reported en-masse by butthurt degenerates is still up as well. I highly doubt that Sonichu references of all things would make Jewtube cencors pay even a slightest modicum of attention to your videos.
You can still post both a local archive and a Youtube link anyways, so even just theoretically Youtube nuking all of your videos out of the blue shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Aquinas 2]

Are you guys still able to connect to the server?
I seem to be able to but i've been under the impression it's only up for like a day

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I forgot the most important thing to allow people SNEED and FEED last post.
Here's the DMI files, one for the Green D, one just in regular SS13 grey. Rename the dmi as required, this will overwrite your current icons (or extract the icon and add it to your appropriate dmi)
Licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 as per most SS13 sprites. If Riveria is using a different sprite license (/tg/ uses CC BY-SA 3.0, despite using goon sprites, I'm 99% sure you can't convert between these) than that applies.
Unfortunately this means you probably cannot add +NIGGER to them.

I said earlier I'd look for the 516 compat version, I found it. Mattoks has generously made a 516 beta-compatible version also under GPL-3.0 (not AGPL) of the old baystation luna code. I'm not aware of too many codebases using this as most SS13 branches are based off /tg/ these days.

Fak, forgot link.

 

[geckogoy]

Are you guys still able to connect to the server?
I seem to be able to but i've been under the impression it's only up for like a day

Its supposed to stay up, if something knocked it down it may or may not automatically restart. The service is configured to do so but sometimes dreamseeker gets into a state where the process is still running but is broken, so the OS doesn't know it needs to be restarted. Will check when I get home

Here's the DMI files, one for the Green D, one just in regular SS13 grey. Rename the dmi as required, this will overwrite your current icons (or extract the icon and add it to your appropriate dmi)

Yea i know within dreammaker you can still paste individual icons if you want

Licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 as per most SS13 sprites. If Riveria is using a different sprite license (/tg/ uses CC BY-SA 3.0, despite using goon sprites, I'm 99% sure you can't convert between these) than that applies.
Unfortunately this means you probably cannot add +NIGGER to them.

Licensing is organized already you cant +NIGGER someone else's IP without their consent and that is handled, sneedstation seems a little too on the nose to use anyhow though

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

sneedstation seems a little too on the nose to use anyhow though

I mean, you could just be an avid Internet shitposter. Maybe I'll add "Formerly Chuck's" someday as a subtitle...

Edit: I mean the sprite should still be licensed as. Sorry.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

You could just set up an abandon sneeds feed n seed in the vents by botany

 

[geckogoy]

What am I missing with Xenobiology? The moment I spray a baby slime with a extinguisher the little bastard jumps on my ass and I nearly die.

It needs a lot of work