Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

The honey/maple syrup alone is 50 to 80g of sugar.

 

[Breadbear]

I love the idea of Anna getting a bespoke outfit made. I want video of a trained, experienced professional explaining to her how clothes are supposed to fit.

She did a few years back in Italy. It was never seen again.

 

[Bees]

The honey/maple syrup alone is 50 to 80g of sugar.

1/3 cup of peanut butter is like 6 tablespoons so more than 500 calories. An actual piece of apple pie is about 350 calories.

“Energy-packed treat” indeed!

EDA: chatGPT reads this recipe as 1200-1300 calories, and an entire Apple pie as 2000-2500 calories.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The honey/maple syrup alone is 50 to 80g of sugar.
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Holy shit.


I think I'd rather have a couple of meals, thank you.

ETA: So she rolled that recipe into 6 balls - each one is just a smidge over 200 calories. Yikes on bikes.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Shit, I'd rather toss some apple chunks and cinnamon into my oatmeal. Maybe some walnuts if I wanted to get fancy. (Optional squirt of honey, but with the right apple variety, I don't think you'd need it.)

It would taste better than that concoction, or the Starbies' abomination unto caffeine. Fewer calories than either, probably, too.

 

[porkypork99]

anna is now drinking apple pie???

lol.

 

[beautiful person]

Yeah, riiiiiiight. I'm sure that designer will jump on that.

Forget about the fact that you'd need to draft an original pattern to accommodate her non-standard figure. Anna's not going to be the type to understand that you can't just whip up a dress in 30 minutes, it would require several fittings, or that she might need to get a bigger bolt of fabric so it lays right (and it might not be easy to find something suitable in a 60 inch bolt.)

That's before we get to the cherry on top......She wouldn't want to pay what it would be worth to get a custom outfit.

Spoiler

Confession time....I don't want to pay that either, that's why I learned how to sew.

I know Anna had a sewing machine at one time, but I can't think of anyone who would have patterns in her size. If you think regular off the rack sizes are crazy, pattern sizing is even worse. *IF* Butterick/McCall's had something in a size 24.....or whatever size she's claiming......I guarantee it would be way too small for her. That would be more like a size 18 off the rack. Vogue? Yeah, right, they don't go that high.

And that's before we get to vintage patterns. You might be an modern off the rack size 10, but they were shitlords in the past.....enjoy your size 24, or more if you're busty.

Stick to one of your "haul" companies, Anna. Maybe they have something sparkly you can use for your special event.

Excellent point about the fabric bolts! Most fabrics just don't come wide enough for someone as huge as her, unless they're using panels, like princess seams.

If she were to make her own clothes, she'd have to learn pattern drafting and draft her own patterns, or else have a custom dress form made up and drape from that.

Standard plus-sizing is already a financial pit when it comes to making clothes, unless maybe you focus on plus sizes and forego the straight sizes. But for super-sized shapeless blobs like Anna, who are going to need everything custom made to their specific blob shapes and dimensions, it's going to cost a lot of money and be a ton of effort. Any sane designer would say "fuck that."

 

[-Jack-]

Chilkara Transformation is going to have a field day reacting to the amount of sugar and diabetes in that lmao.

 

[Cherry Pie]

What really bugs me about Anna is just how fucking basic she is. She tweets/threads/whatever the fuck she does 100 times a day, always saying the dumbest, most white bread shit you've ever seen. Literally nothing she has ever shared was of any worth to anyone, ever. "Dresses should have pockets", she posts. Brilliant observation Anna, clearly no one in human history ever said that before. What a profound and original thought.

She actually thinks she's spitting truths and sharing some deep wisdom with the world. My god.

 

[cybercybe]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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ETA:

 

[Haram-Habibi]

She looks like she's getting ready to take some Texas-sized shits. Quick ten pound weight loss, coming in hot!!

(The left side looks like the laxative isn't working as well as the right side, though. Skin's looking kinda red on my monitor.)

 

[porkypork99]

if anna stops a minute,does box breathing for 4 minutes,take an honest look at her life while being sobber,shell simply break.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Love how she calls Jon her friend who's coming over when he is in fact her employee while also pretending that he isn't there filming it all.

Great combo!

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

He's realizing how much gunk off her hands was in what he just ate.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

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[Jackisnotaname]

Love how she calls Jon her friend who's coming over when he is in fact her employee while also pretending that he isn't there filming it all.

Every time she calls Jon "friend", it always tricks me into believing she is very popular and cool so I get why she does it.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Well, I, for one, cannot wait for the inevitable arc where Anna can’t find a surgeon who will do a knee replacement because she’s 500lbs. Knee problems, which will of course be a result of her genetics and arthritis, and definitely not because she’s doing fucking squats at 500lbs.

 

[Barbarella]

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Not really. Her arms are fatter in the newer one.

I cannot imagine.

 

[TC-P]

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The way she is looking at Jon is not how a friend looks at another friend.

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