Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

lol blob is a loser too and yet Angela wanted him only cuz she and him were too fat to get anything good
Yet he has a girlfriend. So if he's a loser (which he obviously isn't), what does that make you, when you just can't get anyone at all to be with you?

The answer is: someone that's going to die alone. You're going to die alone, Colton.
 
lol blob is a loser too and yet Angela wanted him only cuz she and him were too fat to get anything good
Oh, now I see. The reason Colton doesn't have a girlfriend is because he's holding out for something good.

That's why he was begging Zoey to get him a girlfriend.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
it is my real hair and it's not red. i do not wear a wig or dye anything
I believe that it's not Coltons old xitter.

THIS IS HIS BEST PHOTO
A man, duh.jpg
 
i honestly doubt i will die alone.
Oh, but you will. If you can't get a girlfriend now, it's only going to get worse as you get older.

1: Trannies age worse than normal people, so in a few years you're going to look even uglier than you do now

2: You have nothing going on in your life, at all. You can't even get a gold digger because you're poor.

3: You have a shit personality. Enough said.

Better hurry up and find a girlfriend soon! Because if you go even a few more years without one, I doubt you'll ever have one.
 
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