Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[AngeloTheWizard]

You know, I would honestly be fascinated to see some show where people like dobby are left to fend for themselves in the middle of the woods, and see how long they survive

While I'm pretty sure there's been at least a few tv shows about this...god I want to pitch this to some executive somewhere.

"Get this, we take fine arts majors, and we throw them out into the woods with a camera crew, and see how long they last. Obviously we'll have a bit of a safety net so they're not TOTALLY fucked, but unless there's an emergency we just let them run free. Maybe we do six at a time so we get a lot of good footage. And I know just the six to start with..."

 

[The Nothingness]

You know, I would honestly be fascinated to see some show where people like dobby are left to fend for themselves in the middle of the woods, and see how long they survive

While I'm pretty sure there's been at least a few tv shows about this...god I want to pitch this to some executive somewhere.

"Get this, we take fine arts majors, and we throw them out into the woods with a camera crew, and see how long they last. Obviously we'll have a bit of a safety net so they're not TOTALLY fucked, but unless there's an emergency we just let them run free. Maybe we do six at a time so we get a lot of good footage. And I know just the six to start with..."

Reminds me of the idea this guy came up with.

Spoiler

 

[VortekPMD]

Here he cums a-Dobb-uh-ling
Among the Twitter feed.
Here he cums inflating
Chiyo-chan and making girls straight lezzing
Unemployed
Triggered too but wants to
work for Disney too and
thinks he draws better than actual working artists
While living off a sad Patreon.
(Repeat 2x)

 

[Brit Crust]

:autism:
KIWI FARMS.
O Andrew Dobson, a lolcow much despised,
Spergs out once more, to nobody's surprise.
To speak of Nintendo like a god of olden times,
(Much like his fellow fool, dear Bob Chipman)
Is autism great and most foul! Indeed,
Methinks he thinks of Mario like Jupiter,
Sitting 'pon a throne of children's souls
And praises it as if material
(Much like his fellow fool, dear Christian Chandler)
We kiwi farmers must keep from our hearts
The temptation to destroy such hateful curs;
Yet hark! My hand doth shake with aggravation,
As dear Andrew Dobson once more spergs.
:autism:

:powerlevel: I just finished an acting final in a classical acting class, ok:powerlevel:

Here he cums a-Dobb-uh-ling
Among the Twitter feed.
Here he cums inflating
Chiyo-chan and making girls straight lezzing
Unemployed
Triggered too but wants to
work for Disney too and
thinks he draws better than actual working artists
While living off a sad Patreon.
(Repeat 2x)

Dobson musical when?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

You know, I would honestly be fascinated to see some show where people like dobby are left to fend for themselves in the middle of the woods, and see how long they survive

While I'm pretty sure there's been at least a few tv shows about this...god I want to pitch this to some executive somewhere.

"Get this, we take fine arts majors, and we throw them out into the woods with a camera crew, and see how long they last. Obviously we'll have a bit of a safety net so they're not TOTALLY fucked, but unless there's an emergency we just let them run free. Maybe we do six at a time so we get a lot of good footage. And I know just the six to start with..."

Fifty people who hate capitalism, dump them in the Australian outback without anything capitalist-produced, see how long it takes them to kill each other and try to fashion someone's skull into an iphone.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Caddchef]

What exactly do you fill your time with that isn't squandard opportunity to be productive, Dobbo?

 

[MysticMisty]

What exactly do you fill your time with that isn't squandard opportunity to be productive, Dobbo?

Inflation porn. And failing hard at games primarily aimed at kids.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What exactly do you fill your time with that isn't squandard opportunity to be productive, Dobbo?

Lesbians.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Didn't she already get on Microsoft's shitlist when she accused a Microsoft employee of "misgendering" her onstage at a live event, and she later copped up to lying about it a few days later? It takes major balls to lie about something that occurred in front a huge live audience.

Little off topic but Laura K Buzz is actually troon:

So Dobson is trying to suck up to someone who isn't even a woman.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Little off topic but Laura K Buzz is actually troon:

So Dobson is trying to suck up to someone who isn't even a woman.

I mean, he tried it with Brianna Wu too, so it's not like this is something new, exactly.

Also that is the ugliest fucking wig I've ever se-Oh wait that's his hair? Jesus.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Little off topic but Laura K Buzz is actually troon:

So Dobson is trying to suck up to someone who isn't even a woman.

Meh, she looks like the average British woman.

 

[TowinKarz]

You know, I would honestly be fascinated to see some show where people like dobby are left to fend for themselves in the middle of the woods, and see how long they survive

I read Into the Wild, that's pretty much how it would go. Except it would probably be comedic instead of sad, since McCandliss was an idealistic proto-hippie who figured out near the end that society is, well, kinda needed..... whereas Dobson would go to his grave blaming toxic masculinity and Trump, and probably GamerGate too, for the fact he ran out of food.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Lesbians.

Correction: exploding lesbians.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Lesbians.

Yep:

But I guess Dobby lusting after lesbians somehow counts as being progressive in his eyes, not like those other BRUTE MALES always sexualising women!

 

[Ruin]

Little off topic but Laura K Buzz is actually troon:

So Dobson is trying to suck up to someone who isn't even a woman.

How is it these troons can spend thousands on clothes and vidya but not a $5 bottle of conditioner?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh...oh wow, Dobson. You just went full retard. You NEVER go full retard.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Oh...oh wow, Dobson. You just went full exceptional individual. You NEVER go full exceptional individual.

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Reminds me of this comic:

 

[Dr. Tran]

Oh...oh wow, Dobson. You just went full exceptional individual. You NEVER go full exceptional individual.

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>tfw Kanye fucking West sounds more reasonable than almost half the country.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Reminds me of this comic:

Plebcomics retroactively burns Dobson again.

EDIT: Also, tweetsaved that "black people" tweet just in case.

https://tweetsave.com/adobsoncomics/status/808823355935784964