Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

No, thank you for quoting him in random_text. I can always rely on random_text submissions to lead me to interesting threads on the site I haven't seen yet. By you quoting his shouting about purple-triangled-motherfuckers and other sperging, and by him rating every quote Dumb, I came to suspect something Interesting and Entertaining was happening.

And I was right. I follow the quote link and am immediately greeted by Pink Triangle on Pink Triangle violence. Thank you for leading me to laughter.


Nor can you spell when angry, it would appear.


Are you small then? Are you a 5' manlet?


If you are not a eunuch, then what is the correct term for someone who is natally male, but has since had his testicles removed. Are you a castrato? Can we hear your beautiful singing voice?

I AM NOT A MALE!!!!

Lol okay
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I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT OR SMELL!!!!!!!

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I AM NOT BALDING AND DO NOT STINK!!!!

Things Colton is not:
-A woman
-Mentally sound
-Attractive
-Named Amanda

Things Colton is:
-Fat
-Smelly
-Balding
-Male
-Dickless
-Named Colton

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If you weren't convinced Colton was a good fit for Internet Tough Guys, I think the past 10 pages have shown it was the right call.

 

[Axiom.]

Colton can we hear your voice

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

If you weren't convinced Colton was a good fit for Internet Tough Guys, I think the past 10 pages have shown it was the right call.

Especially because he's a guy.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

CUZ UR FATASS IS AN IDIOT

Who's the one with a thread here?...

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

SO CAN I

Let's see...

CUZ UR FATASS IS AN IDIOT

It should be "Because your fatass is an idiot". I'm not sure if that's even grammatically correct, but I'm just going on spelling.

You also need to work on your punctuation.

 

[Battyforluv]

Things Amanda is:
-A woman
-Mentally sound
-Attractive
-Named Amanda

Things Amanda is NOT:
-Fat
-Smelly
-Balding
-Male
-Dickless
-Named Colton

FIXED IT FOR YOU!!!!!!

Let's see...

It should be "Because your fatass is an idiot". I'm not sure if that's even grammatically correct, but I'm just going on spelling.

You also need to work on your punctuation.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BLOB

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Damn, this big ole puppet's got a ton of energy! Look at him go!

 

[Glowie]

SO CAN I

Your post history disagrees, also picture related.

You're fat

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Things that I, Colton, am not:
-A woman
-Mentally sound
-Attractive
-Named Amanda

Things that I, Colton, factually am:
-Fat
-Smelly
-Balding
-Male
-Dickless
-Named Colton

Good job, bro.

 

[Battyforluv]

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Damn, this big ole puppet's got a ton of energy! Look at him go!

I AM NOT A "HIM". THE ONLY PUPPET HERE IS JOE BIDEN!!!!!

 

[Battyforluv]

Your post history disagrees, also picture related.
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You're fat

I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

We're reaching levels of coping meltdown never seen before!

This man is becoming dangerous.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I AM NOT A "HIM". THE ONLY PUPPET HERE IS JOE BIDEN!!!!!

Colton what do you think about Jews i.e kikes?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I imagine @Saladfingy05 AKA Colton Lochmann sounds a lot like this guy

Maybe a little gayer though.

 

[Battyforluv]

Good job, bro.

I SAID NO SUCH THING!!!!!!

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I LOVE JOE BIDEN AND WOKE NUGGETS!!!!!

Interesting.

 

[Axiom.]

AMANDA IS NOT DICKLESS

 

[Drip Torch]

I got fixed.

It's trying to learn!