Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

Why does your birth certificate say M in the box for sex?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

Then who is this disgusting greasy boy in my pfp who looks like the stereotypical pedophile?

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

do you wash your stinkditch

He calls his dilator his "rod of pain" unironically.

 

[Battyforluv]

I believe this thing believes it is a woman, weird.

BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN!!!!!

do you wash your stinkditch

I DO NOT HAVE A STINKDITCH!!!!!!

Then who is this disgusting greasy boy in my pfp who looks like the stereotypical pedophile?

I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He calls his dilator his "rod of pain" unironically.

the jokes write themselves

I DO NOT HAVE A STINKDITCH!!!!!!

do you wash your neopussy

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I DO NOT HAVE A STINKDITCH!!!!!!

Forgot to use the rod of pain? Oh no no no Colton.

 

[Battyforluv]

Why does your birth certificate say M in the box for sex?

It does not. Those can be changed dumbass

 

[Anti Snigger]

Not me rating Colton's posts optimistic like I'm watering my houseplant

 

[Battyforluv]

Forgot to use the rod of pain? Oh no no no Colton.

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!

 

[Zjierb]

I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!

You're right - like I said earlier, we should all act like the grown men we are. Back in the day some people got the dick chop to get ahead in the political realm, so you may well be getting ahead of your calling.

I DO NOT HAVE A STINKDITCH!!!!!!

Stinkditch, mutilated male genitals, innie - a rose by any other name would smell just as bad as you normally do.

Let's get to know each other a bit. When you go to put on your size 13 men's shoes, do you put on left or right first?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

It does not. Those can be changed dumbass

It is a federal crime to alter your birth certificate in an attempt to commit fraud, like saying you're a woman to try and rape women.
Rape is also a crime, Colton.

 

[Battyforluv]

the jokes write themselves

do you wash your neopussy

Every woman takes a shower

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Every woman takes a shower

But he asked about you, Colton.

 

[Spergichu]

It does not. Those can be changed dumbass

Why would it need to be changed if you weren't born a man?

 

[Battyforluv]

You're right - like I said earlier, we should all act like the grown men we are. Back in the day some people got the dick chop to get ahead in the political realm, so you may well be getting ahead of your calling.

Stinkditch, mutilated male genitals, innie - a rose by any other name would smell just as bad as you normally do.

Let's get to know each other a bit. When you go to put on your size 13 men's shoes, do you put on left or right first?

LIES!!!!!

 

[Rotting Carcass]

Every woman takes a shower

Men do not take showers.
Wait... how come you don't take showers then?

 

[Battyforluv]

But he asked about you, Colton.

MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!!!!

Men do not take showers.
Wait... how come you don't take showers then?

I SHOWER DAILY!!!!!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I AM NOT A BOY!!!!!!!

Oh, so you admit it is you?! I was not even refering to you when I made the question.

So you were a man after all.

 

[Battyforluv]

Why would it need to be changed if you weren't born a man?

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

But he asked about you, Colton.

and also he's a man, not a woman

Every woman takes a shower

i asked if you wash your neovagina