Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Nick, my advice to you (as one person that knows nothing about the law to someone else that knows nothing about the law) is to keep it up. You're doing great, champ.

 

[Pagan Min]

Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?

Nick doesn't have the balls to stream. Yeah, Nick, I said it -- you're a gutless coward and you won't stream to give YOUR side of the story here! LOL, keep enjoyin' those L's, you non-practicing pussy!

Of course, he COULD prove me wrong, but I'd have a better chance of seeing God today than for him to do that...

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I heard this new judge ejaculates Rum when he orgasms. Crazy stuff.

 

[Desktop User2]

So... another month without streaming?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So... another month without streaming?

At list this 13 page document should be good for some lawtube content from the KF favorites.

 

[ghastlyretard]

He doesn't have the strength or the stamina for a Benoit style deal. He'd have to treat them like raccoons.

Stream from the Rustang, let the fumes fill the house while everyone sleeps. Finally, he can write off the midlife crisis as an expense!

 

[ChromaQuack]

So... another month without streaming?

Well that would depend on whether or not he can use Ape's makeup magic to hide the absolutely savage beating he must be giving himself right now.

I imagine he must be screaming like this too:

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick, my advice to you (as one person that knows nothing about the law to someone else that knows nothing about the law) is to keep it up. You're doing great, champ.

I agree and think he should treat himself with copious amounts of drugs and whisky. Also, it´s important to coat your stomach before partying hard but you also have to watch your weight so I would recommend him to eat a single Dorito chip while looking at the camera.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The kiwi farms law couch with a number of practicing lawyers were right? Say it ain't so Nicky!!!

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:



Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?

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"It looks like I loss the case again, guys."

 

[Hrothgar]

But there was an overlay, the video was altered!

I like to think the judge doesn't understand Youtube and overlays, so asked an 8 year old about a hypothetical argument with a friend about it. The 8 year old explained, then asked "Is your friend fucking retarded?" to which the judge replied "......yes."

 

[Freezing Cold]

"How embarrassing"

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

lol

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can't wait to hear what nickname Nick will give this judge now that she's slighted him, I hope he keeps up the theme of intimate body parts and alcoholic beverages for consistency.

Also lol.

 

[BathTubShine]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:

GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE STILL WINNING ON EVERY FRONT CUCK POPE!
CHEERS!

 

[Null]

uhmm...?? gamers??

I was under the impression this was going to go Omnibussin 1 -> Franks Hearing -> Omnibussin 2. Is the Judge cutting him off at the knees and saying that everything else not raised is over forever?

 

[Major]

I heard this new judge ejaculates Rum when he orgasms. Crazy stuff.

I know. Nick told me.

 

[dvorak]

Nick is just moving from his old fetish, Polyamory, to his new fetish: Denial.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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uhmm...?? gamers??

I was under the impression this was going to go Omnibussin 1 -> Franks Hearing -> Omnibussin 2. Is the Judge cutting him off at the knees and saying that everything else not raised is over forever?

Maybe the Judge got pissed at Rekeita for filing everything last second at the Omnibussin and doesn't wanna deal with him trying to pull that again.

 

[Harm]

IANAL, but I'd figure that if the judge were referencing a new, future omnibus hearing that he'd specify it as such. This reads as though he's taken Rekieta as having waived all other issues not raised at the one true omnibus hearing, which is unfathomably based if so.