Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pagan Min]

In the event that Rackets actually does find his balls & fires up a stream about this, how drunk and/or drugged up do you think he'll be? On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being having taken a sip of a low-alcohol beer and 10 being HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE AND AM MELTING WOW I CAN HEAR COLORS...

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh, the Kiwi Farms Law-Couch™ is just so darn comfy. Its very easy to relax and snuggle on it, while watching retards destroy their lives.

Ooh, I want that for my office.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

The more I think about it the more I realize this is actually a win for Nick. Now he will finally be able to tell the REAL STORY at trial. He can show how wrong the kiwifarms is to, hopefully, hundreds of thousands of Zoom listeners. Soon Josh and Sean will commit suicide when they realize how they have been demonizing a true and honest man once the REAL STORY finally comes to light.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

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He's starting to look like Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. But gayer.

 

[not william stenchever]

Also it was nice of the judge to file this on a MATI day and early enough for Null to review it. Very considerate of him.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Also it was nice of the judge to file this in time for Null to talk about it on MATI. Very considerate of him.

Right? I’m so used to lolcow law taking forever, and here the judge is two weeks early.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Also it was nice of the judge to file this on a MATI day and early enough for Null to review it. Very considerate of him.

He knows, and is a fan.

 

[Shagedan]

Nick. You are not done. This fight isn’t over. We need you to appeal this all the way to the Supreme Court. It’s anathema to liberty that a black comic book artist can order the police to plant drugs in your house and your children. You’re America’s only hope.

 

[Strix454]

uhmm...?? gamers??

I was under the impression this was going to go Omnibussin 1 -> Franks Hearing -> Omnibussin 2. Is the Judge cutting him off at the knees and saying that everything else not raised is over forever?

IMO the judge is signaling that he has had enough of these sort of nonsense arguments raised by Nick and the Barneswalker. That Nick had his chance to raise these sorts of issues and now we are moving on. They had their chance, they fucked it up and he in future is not going to waste time on stuff like this again.

If it were me, I would take it as a indirect message from the judge to stop messing around and get on with the case.

 

[MooseGump]

Watch nick go down this avenue if he seethestreams lol (In response to the official KF xitter account's xeet)

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Watch nick go down this avenue if he seethestreams lol

While it's plainly obvious, it's nice seeing a reminder every once in awhile that the people that constantly bitch about the site are retards.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

In the event that Rackets actually does find his balls & fires up a stream about this, how drunk and/or drugged up do you think he'll be? On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being having taken a sip of a low-alcohol beer and 10 being HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE AND AM MELTING WOW I CAN HEAR COLORS...

one option is he might drink, take some uppers, drink some more, animesuckscopeandsneed a few times, then finally ronnie mcnutt himself

 

[4090 Chad]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Not just finishing the drug program. The bigger issue for Nick would be court monitoring and drug testing for potentially a long period of time. Given the sentencing guidelines in Minnesota for drug charges, just about the only reason for Nick to fight the charges as he is doing is so he can get back to taking cocaine sooner without the legal risk of failing a drug test.

Yes at this stage Nick appears to be fighting for the CPS restrictions to go. I suppose if the search warrant is thrown out, he gets to get out of all tests.

This is something that I don’t get. If everyone in lawtube were sweeping for him it would make fuck all difference. He lost people due to the degeneracy and junkie behavior. Sean, Kurt, or anyone else would not be able to sweep that away.

I'm not so sure. Most people don't read the farms. If enough sweep, he could get away with it.

 

[Near]

Damn, Nicky. You were supposed to be the Saul Goodman YouTuber, 10 steps ahead and everything, The Slippin' Nicky. What happened?
You're costing a lot of Ethan Ralph's ego with such failures!

 

[Pagan Min]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

Oh, c'mon, you're not givin' li'l Nicky here enough credit! He's a BIG brain, ya know... Sure, it's a big SMOOTH brain, but still! He's playin' that 20-dimensional water polo with the courts, so of COURSE he's going to take this to trial! It's the only way to be sure!

 

[TherapyMan]

Sorry Kiwifags, life doesn't work the way you think it does!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

then finally ronnie mcnutt himself

With what? Cops took his guns.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

If he accepted a plea deal, he'd probably just get rehab and some CPS visits, especially if he expressed remorse.
Shit, they'd still probably offer him that if he wasn't so retarded.

 

[Harvey Danger]

was under the impression this was going to go Omnibussin 1 -> Franks Hearing -> Omnibussin 2. Is the Judge cutting him off at the knees and saying that everything else not raised is over forever?

The judge couldn't stand before the onslaught of Omnibussin Kiwi Reporters, and cowardly denied all further hearings to avoid their autistic gaze.