Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Braphamut]

Omnibusted

Ralphapurse strikes again.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I hope Nick takes the point and shuts the fuck up as we move forward.

I hope we get another cokestream.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Nick is just moving from his old fetish, Polyamory, to his new fetish: Denial.

How long will it take for him to go through the next four fetishes: anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance? Place your bets, Kiwis.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

"no way he starts swinging at jamacian swingers resort"
"no way he spirals into full blown alcoholism"
"no way this dude goes on a booze + coke binge on stream"
"no way this dude has his mugshot make national news"
"no way this retard tries to fight an obviously losing battle."
"There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now."

I think all of these statements have been made by someone at one point or the other. At this point I have learned not to under estimate the obstinance of people like ralph or rackets.

With what? Cops took his guns.

good point, perhaps he overdoses or obtains a gun from one of his shady connections?

 

[Desktop User2]

The judge couldn't stand before the onslaught of Omnibussin Kiwi Reporters, and cowardly denied all further hearings to avoid their autistic gaze.

I think he was mostly affected by Ralph´s smell.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

But.... But my gubment conspiracy?!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Sorry Kiwifags, life doesn't work the way you think it does!

You're right, it's worse. There was a time I genuinely did not expect child abuse.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

As a human being with an interest in the preservation of society, taking a plea deal is the best case scenario and one that I hope happens considering he has 5 children he still needs to take care of after getting his shit together (if he ever does).

Now as a Lolcow enjoyer...
KEEP GOING NICK! You're almost there. You can't let the Gin Genital FREAKS beat you! You are smarter than they are they just don't know it yet. Don't let their corruption permanently ruin your reputation, you have to keep fighting, for yourself, and for us.

 

[The Internet Dick]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

We're talking about a malignant narcissist here, delusional and grandiose. In his head, Rekieta is the heroic truthseeker and explorer, and the drugs and booze and sex were all an integral part of his transcendent hero's journey.

Fucking Josh, fucking Jim, fuckity fucking judge fucking cops fucking rubes all out to get me. I'll show them. I'LL FUCKING SHOW THEM ALL!

He won't take a plea. He'll take it all the way. Watch.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nate and Uncivil are livestreaming the judge's decision. If you'd prefer to watch on Uncivil's channel, you can do so HERE (it's the same stream).

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I hope we get another cokestream.

I just want the Kayla goods at this point. Nick is mostly unwatchable for me anymore.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

here's my dunyain prediction. Using the probability trance I have determined that Nick will stream within the week as soon as he gets incensed enough by lawtubers like sean or kurt dabbing on him and doing a "I told you so" at this recent filing from the judge.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I hope he doesn't take a plea, seeing this retard in court and all the related drama is going to make for a good popcorn flick.

 

[AI Generated User]

There is no way this retard doesn’t plea now.

Wouldn't the prosecution need to offer a plea? Is there a chance this Franks bullshit pissed them off to the point that they decide to take it to court with no plea deal offered?

 

[TheShedCollector]

Crack open a cider boys. This trainwreck continues to provide entertainment.

Can't believe I used to watch this dopey spunk trumpet.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Bizarro Ralph and Drexel are live laughing at Rekeita. Rekeita's misfortunes always bring a smile to people's faces.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

It's so funny and weird that the polycule polysubstance abuser got polymotion abused. Suffah, Balldo.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Wouldn't the prosecution need to offer a plea? Is there a chance this Franks bullshit pissed them off to the point that they decide to take it to court with no plea deal offered?

As funny as that would be, probably not, a plea still saves the court and the state a shit ton of time and money, and in the grand scheme of things, Nick isn’t really worth it.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Kind of want to know what plea deal he has or is going to get. I doubt there be anything for prison time as a first offender, but would could they give em? A fine? Community hours?

 

[Briareus]

Here's Juju at the start of the month, oh so cheekily posting about potential "Search warrants getting thrown out celebrations", with good old Nick suggesting his favourite place to score that fine snow!



Cracketscousins, I'm not feeling like celebratin' anymore...