Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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The Hardest R said:
Other than spite listens to own us haydurs, does anyone actually listen to Maddax’s show anymore? You’d have to really fucking love fat women jokes to still be tuning in at this point.
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I listen. And I do like making fun of fat women. I don't contribute at all here because it would be perceived as white knighting. But you asked. So here I am.

I see a lot of sentiments like "who is the audience?", "why don't they engage?", "is the patreon fake?", and "who thinks this is funny?"

The answer is simpler that you think. It's just people that aren't as online. I'm a real person that listens to lots of podcasts, supports a few of them, then fucks off because I have shit to do.

The "engagement" is me listening to the show. Liking and commenting is for fags. Speaking of fucking off... bye.

Edit: P.s. I listen to every episode and am currently listening to the back log of the new tbpitu. If there is some moment you want me to keep an eye out for or something, let me know.
 
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WangOfDamocles said:
It's just people that aren't as online. I'm a real person that listens to lots of podcasts, supports a few of them, then fucks off because I have shit to do.
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I promise I'm not being a facetious asshole, but what exactly is it that keeps you listening. I watched for years, and after I certain point I just couldn't handle the same stale bitching about nothing and all of the retarded faggots calling in trying to do a bit. I quit around the same time as when Null did the breakup episode, so I'm genuinely shocked that in the years since of the content being the same, anybody still listens.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
I promise I'm not being a facetious asshole, but what exactly is it that keeps you listening. I watched for years, and after I certain point I just couldn't handle the same stale bitching about nothing and all of the retarded faggots calling in trying to do a bit. I quit around the same time as when Null did the breakup episode, so I'm genuinely shocked that in the years since of the content being the same, anybody still listens.
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Nothing specific. I think the show is funny and am entertained by it.

I do not think Cum Town is funny and yet they have a massive following. That doesn't mean their audience is fake. Just retarded probably.

So we just disagree about what is funny. I think the contrarian Internet asshole takes are funny. I also think it's funny when he admits he thinks about being the girl when he watches pornography (that's funny for a different reason).

It's not primarily a guest show, but he's had a lot of great guests. I learned about Null and the farms and Ryan Long from the show. The John McAfee and Martin Shkreli interviews were great. The freak show interviews like Chris the Kiwi and that guy that fucks wonder bread are a spectacle if nothing else.

He also pulls these in between guests that are clearly retarded manics, but he has to pretend to be on their side to get them to talk. The Andrew Tate interview and JFG interviews are good examples. I'm going to get shit for this, but I don't think he likes Ralph that much. He keeps him around like a retarded monkey for the drama. But he has to keep pretending to be on his side so he'll come on some more. Everyone gets the joke when he does it with Chris the Kiwi, but doesn't see he's doing the same thing with Ralph. Ralph is just slightly smarter than Chris, so he can't make fun of him to his face like he does with Chris, but it's the same bit IMO.

Dick is willing to get his hands dirty to get weirdos in the show because his is an amoral asshole. Whereas null (whom I also like very much) will write people of so he doesn't get their stink on them. This he why he's the Internet's Nigger and can't get any guests on.

Dick plays the same roll as the pests with Fatrick Tomlinson. He gets in the pig sty and rolls around to produce content for my amusement. I enjoy the content and didn't have to do anything. It's a valuable service IMO.

I'm just answering the question I've been asked... If you don't want to hear my opinions, just ignore and get back to your regularly scheduled JuJu programming.
 
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Cumtown is a dead podcast that died 2 years ago, and people still talk about it because it was fucking hilarious, when you could hear what they were saying.

I understand being frustrated with the technical aspects of their podcast they didn't give a fuck about. But it was objectively hilarious and anyone who says it wasnt is a fag with a shitty opinion.
 
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BrentHatleyisaCuck said:
Cumtown is a dead podcast that died 2 years ago, and people still talk about it because it was fucking hilarious, when you could hear what they were saying.

I understand being frustrated with the technical aspects of their podcast they didn't give a fuck about. But it was objectively hilarious and anyone who says it wasnt is a fag with a shitty opinion.
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I also love it but I can understand why some people hate it and I wouldn't just post this without any context to talking about Dax. Unless you're making a point about how Dax's shows in recent years have no decent legacy to them and will be forgotten a year after it ends, in which case I agree.
 
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MikeyNohMore said:
In hindsight, Dax is actually really lucky he never made it in Hollywood because he absolutely would have been a regular attendee to Diddy's freak-off parties.
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If all the gay rumors about Diddy and the “freak offs” are true, Dax would have actively sought those parties out! He’d even bring his own sparkly purple dildo!
 
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Looks like Dick deleted this tweet, aged poorly huh?

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WangOfDamocles said:
I do not think Cum Town is funny and yet they have a massive following. That doesn't mean their audience is fake. Just retarded probably.
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I disagree, cumtown may objectively be unfunny and has been from the start to now, never having produced a good episode, but regardless you will hear the mongoloid who enjoy cumtown regardless of where you are on the internet. If you say TDS anywhere outside of da sector, people will think you mean either the daily show or the daily shoah. The FB groups rarely talk about the show, the Reddit is dead. It's hard to imagine 10,000 people giving the show 2 bucks a month and a pareto portion listening for free without discussing the show at all.
That said the rest of what you said is very sane relative to this thread so who knows.
 
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Mr. Duck said:
I hope it ends with Dax and Vito making a shitty movie to spite Eric.
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Dax will absolutely never create anything, shitty or otherwise. That's why he's been using someone else's podcast, someone else's cam whore, someone else's name, voice, shtick, personality and identity throughout his entire imaginary career. The simpleton has less creativity and entertainment talent than a literal corpse.
 
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WangOfDamocles said:
He also pulls these in between guests that are clearly retarded manics, but he has to pretend to be on their side to get them to talk. The Andrew Tate interview and JFG interviews are good examples. I'm going to get shit for this, but I don't think he likes Ralph that much. He keeps him around like a retarded monkey for the drama. But he has to keep pretending to be on his side so he'll come on some more. Everyone gets the joke when he does it with Chris the Kiwi, but doesn't see he's doing the same thing with Ralph. Ralph is just slightly smarter than Chris, so he can't make fun of him to his face like he does with Chris, but it's the same bit IMO.
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He hosted Ralph´s bride to be fleeing home, he hanged around with Ralph in Vegas, he allegedly passed Mint onto him, he facilitated Ralph´s second marriage... HOLY COPIUM!
 
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3MMA said:
Juju is always a mad cow, these days. Look at that bloated fat faggot. Quick heads up about the clip below, his udders are bouncing around, completely disgraceful.
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It’s clearly AI because Juju is fatter in real life.

The evidence for this is in the jigsaw puzzle photos where he is fat and sweating like a pig.
 
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