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Saladfingy05 said:
I AM NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!!
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fucking yourself doesn't count as a virginity loss. Also Trve love is illegal here. Virginia's for Virgins!
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LobsterBoy669 said:
No denial that you're our little dancing monkey though, huh Colton? It's nice when someone knows what they are. I hope you're enjoying all this attention you're getting, Colton. You're our sweet little dancing monkey, jumping and screeching and clapping for our amusement as the calliope music plays. Thanks for all the laughs, Colton!
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MY NAME IS NOT COLTON!!!! THE ONLY MONKIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE ARE THE ONES THAT FLY OUT THEIR BUTT WHEN THEY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!!!
 
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There once was a man named Coltan
Who was weird but kinda okay lookin'
He had very few friends
They just felt sorry for him
But their kindness he kept overlooking

Unfortunately he's a coomer
He goons to art by Dark Doomer
He has as no job 'cuz he's lazy
Cut off his dick 'cuz he's crazy
And now he's nothing but a pooner

He wants to find a goth girl
But his smell makes their stomachs hurl
Hated by racists and jannies
And even other trannies
Thrice a day he has to thirl

He is losing all of his hair
One time he fingered a mare
He goes online every night
Arguing with all his might
If only he believed in prayer
 
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Autistic Horse said:
There once was a man named Coltan
Who was weird but kinda okay lookin'
He had very few friends
They just felt sorry for him
But their kindness he kept overlooking

Unfortunately he's a coomer
He goons to art by Dark Doomer
He has as no job 'cuz he's lazy
Cut off his dick 'cuz he's crazy
And now he's nothing but a pooner

He wants to find a goth girl
But his smell makes their stomachs hurl
Hated by racists and jannies
And even other trannies
Thrice a day he has to thirl

He is losing all of his hair
One time he fingered a mare
He goes online every night
Arguing with all his might
If only he believed in prayer
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THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!!
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
MY NAME IS NOT COLTON!!!! THE ONLY MONKIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE ARE THE ONES THAT FLY OUT THEIR BUTT WHEN THEY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!!!
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Wow, that was some Random Access Humor if I've ever seen it. You're just like Chris Chan, Colton!

I mean, the parallels are all so obvious. You're both men who pretend to be lesbians because you're desperate virgins. You're both autistic and like children's cartoons. You both have badly drawn OCs based on popular IPs. What's next, Colton, are you going to have sex with your mom, too?
 
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