Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Nick's going to need to bust out the fat jokes again to show his legal prowess.

He and that whore Ana have absolutely nothing to say countering Sean's points throughout this whole thing, which is why the only thing they can do is call him fat, as if we are all as legally blind as Nick's Locals, where you cannot see anything happening in front of you.

No shit he's fat. That's a completely unrelated statement which does not in any way counter anything that was said and proven correct about your behavior, the crimes you committed, nor does it refute your complete lack of experience or qualifications as a lawyer.

 

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[Pagan Min]

Goddamn, Rackets getting his dick stomped flat by the judge just made my fucking day. Sanity prevails sometimes.

I know, right??? Today, Christmas came early! LOL, what a joyous day! What say you, Balldo? We know you're reading along, so go ahead & fire up a stream (if you have the guts) to let everyone know how you plan on celebrating this wonderful occasion!

 

[Mettaur]

So at this point the only way Nick can avoid the bodycam footage from coming out is by taking a plea deal, right? Cause I don't see how the prosecution doesn't show the bodycam footage of them finding all the drugs in trial for an easy win.

Do you guys think Nick will let this get to trial?

I 100% expect him to take a plea deal. I think the only reason he acted as smug as he did before was he delusionally assumed that the mandatory reporter shit would throw the stuff gathered at the raid out. However now that it's actually going to trial he has zero incentive to let it go there. The only thing he can do is accept a plea deal and beg for them to stipulate the body cam footage not getting released in there. That is the best case scenario Nick has in-front of him as he has zero chance of winning and all the evidence will become court record once it goes to trial.

 

[Sharpeteer]

However now that it's actually going to trial he has zero incentive to let it go there.

Wrong. His incentive to take this to trial is to never admit that he did anything wrong. Even if he takes this to trial, and ultimately loses, he can still say he was right because that retarded jury and judge "know nothing about him" or whatever Rackets NPC reply he lands on.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So at this point the only way Nick can avoid the bodycam footage from coming out is by taking a plea deal, right? Cause I don't see how the prosecution doesn't show the bodycam footage of them finding all the drugs in trial for an easy win.

Do you guys think Nick will let this get to trial?

Taking a plea severely limits your rights of appeal. Nick basically has no option but to take it to trial.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I am inevitable

The SlobberMutt Cometh

 

[House Cat]

Hey guys! Sorry . . . been taking some time off relaxing, washing my ass with Summer's Eve these past few days.
Anything happen today? Nick slap that fat bitch tits prosecutor with a win?

Oh . . . Nick lost?! DUH CONSPURIZY! This town with one stoplight and a Dairy Queen sure is pulling out the punches to conspire against him!

Nick called this judge fair. Let's see what Nick calls the judge now?
A) Nigger
B) Faggot
C) Nigger Faggot
D) Mother Fucking Nigger Faggot

Also, a REAL lawyer is going live in about 30 minutes . . . HAIL SEAN!

EDIT:
Sean... you're already a fat nigger faggot.
Also, hi Ana! Get your popcorn ready honey boo boo! Get TWO bowls actually . . . Today is one hell of a day!

And let us all be reminded . . .

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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I can’t believe, that after the “Damn it Nick we lost the case again” debacle, he managed to come up with something else that would bite him in the ass just as hard.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:



Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?

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[Captain Manning]

Admitting guilt to the court is not the same as admitting guilt to his precious audience. Plenty of people take a plea deal then say they were innocent but "had to take the plea deal". I think he'll take the path that lets him reveal less to the public, that matters more than what the court thinks.

I'm not sure I agree, but if he's gonna do that, he'd do well to shut the fuck up between the time of accepting the plea deal from the prosecution, and when it is presented it to the judge for approval.

Some judges don't like it when people take a plea deal, but then still publicly claim they're completely innocent. Talking out of both sides of one's mouth, depending on the audience. Two examples I can think of are Baked Alaska, and those two scumfuck "Cash for Kids" judges.

Thing is... I dunno if Nick can do that. He runs his mouth constantly.

And besides, whatever audience he retains from taking a plea and still professing his innocence is gonna be miniscule. You'd have to be fucking idiot to believe Nick is technically innocent at this point.

Looks like Sean is already planning to pour salt on the wound in an hour:

Nick's going to need to bust out the fat jokes again to show his legal prowess.

I hope Sean lays into him. I feel Sean has earned that at this point.

I hope he does it while smugly eating a sandwich too. For added effect.

 

[Pagan Min]

I can’t believe, that after the “Damn it Nick we lost the case again” debacle, he managed to come up with something else that would bite him in the ass just as hard.

The 3 greatest blunders:
1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia;
2) Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line; and
3) Never underestimate the depths of stupidity to which Nicky Rackets can sink!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Feels like this B^U template is highly appropriate today. Anyone wanna take a shot? Maybe paste in the rekieta faces? Which one is more appropriate? The coke face or the struggle seshion face?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I thought Nick might try (and he still might) to exclude the evidence in some pretrial motion like a motion in limine, although I can't see any reason for that unless there's some silver bullet in the bodycam video (there are no silver bullets).

They may not be silver but there's definitely bullets in that bodycam footage.

 

[thebigdream]

Don't worry Nick, I'm sure you'll find the magic words that'll exonerate you. Have you tried looking in the Necronomicon? Just keep searching bud!

 

[Lemondale]

How much Pussy Liquor did Nick drank after the denial?

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm waiting in Viva "Always bet on Barnes" Frei to declare his complete felting to the world, being the man of principle he is.

That should be Viva "Always be buggered by Barnes" Frei, surely. You'll never convince me those two aren't engaged in a passionate homosexual love affair, Viva as catcher.

What kind of name is Viva Frei anyway? It's a troon name if you ask me.

 

[Father Balldo]

YEAH WELL JUDGE WENTZELL HAS LIQUOR POURING OUT OF HIS BUSSY!

 

[Oh Darn]

What's weird about the whole Judge Fischer situation is that she's made no indication of being professionally biased against him (regardless of how much of a fuckwit she must think he is) so this whole exercise has been pointless. There's even the chance that the new judge is harsher than her since they don't have to tip-toe around having previous interactions with Nick. The case is either unchanged or slightly worse for Nick. Congratulations.

Even if Nick didn't think that she was biased against him because of the Monty suit, I'm sure he would think there is a game theory argument to be made for just changing the judge (the Monty Hall problem) and decided that switching judges would always be a good idea. But in this instance, he didn't just open a door and find a goat, he opened the door, stumbled through it, broke his leg and pissed himself on live television. Nick, the universe will make sure you're felted. Your fate is sealed.

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I am once again requesting a dorito chip reaction for moments just like these

 

[3MMA]

CUCK POPE

Total Cuck Pope